Chris Cringle
@lsrgk.bsky.social
1991 Grade 7, B Team, Defensive Player of the Year 🏀
Funny that "person sits in front of computer for 2hrs" is a new movie genre.... definitely something I want to watch after sitting in front of a computer for 8hrs each day.
December 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Funny that "person sits in front of computer for 2hrs" is a new movie genre.... definitely something I want to watch after sitting in front of a computer for 8hrs each day.
Seeking a co-op student to help manage my kids' fortnite accounts.
December 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Seeking a co-op student to help manage my kids' fortnite accounts.
Here lies Christopher Cook, killed by 2FA
December 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Here lies Christopher Cook, killed by 2FA
Fuck Xbox to the fucking moon.
December 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Fuck Xbox to the fucking moon.
The amount of adminstration that goes into playing a modern video game is fucking infuriating.
December 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The amount of adminstration that goes into playing a modern video game is fucking infuriating.
I consider myself pretty tech savvy but I've never felt more like an old fogie than trying to add a second player to fortnite on Xbox
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I consider myself pretty tech savvy but I've never felt more like an old fogie than trying to add a second player to fortnite on Xbox
My favorite thing about modern video games is the hours it takes to set up and link accounts and do updates before you can actually play anything.
December 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My favorite thing about modern video games is the hours it takes to set up and link accounts and do updates before you can actually play anything.
"Up yours!" is really the best insult you can say.
December 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"Up yours!" is really the best insult you can say.
I'm not necessarily a "hat guy" (also not necessarily a "no hat guy") but I do still get a lot of enjoyment out of seeing what random baseball hat my son gets me for xmas each year.
December 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I'm not necessarily a "hat guy" (also not necessarily a "no hat guy") but I do still get a lot of enjoyment out of seeing what random baseball hat my son gets me for xmas each year.
The world has been downhill since Grumpy Cat died.
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The world has been downhill since Grumpy Cat died.
Throwback to the time my director kept saying "We are the master of our domain, like in Seinfeld" in public townhall calls without realizing that episode was about jacking it. #businessjerk
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Throwback to the time my director kept saying "We are the master of our domain, like in Seinfeld" in public townhall calls without realizing that episode was about jacking it. #businessjerk
Once you accept that life is just a computer simulation, things get much more chill.
December 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Once you accept that life is just a computer simulation, things get much more chill.
Invite your mom for xmas so she can watch 6 hours of the Taylor Swift documentary with your daughter while you do work. #xmasmiracle
December 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Invite your mom for xmas so she can watch 6 hours of the Taylor Swift documentary with your daughter while you do work. #xmasmiracle
Overheard in the back of my car from my 10yo daughter's BFF: I'm not the type of witch that carries around potions or anything.
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Overheard in the back of my car from my 10yo daughter's BFF: I'm not the type of witch that carries around potions or anything.
Less conservative votes is certainly a good thing but am I the only one worried about adding right leaning voices to the current government?
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Less conservative votes is certainly a good thing but am I the only one worried about adding right leaning voices to the current government?
Who's out there buying regular strength pain killers? Oh please, less relief.
December 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Who's out there buying regular strength pain killers? Oh please, less relief.
Just googled what a "revolving door" is called and was a little humbled to learn it's not the first time I'm done that search.
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Just googled what a "revolving door" is called and was a little humbled to learn it's not the first time I'm done that search.
My favorite part of Home Alone is when the mom kills herself to get home by any means possible and then the family who's been chilling in fucking Paris the whole time breezes in 35 seconds after her.
December 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My favorite part of Home Alone is when the mom kills herself to get home by any means possible and then the family who's been chilling in fucking Paris the whole time breezes in 35 seconds after her.
If you don't think I'm gonna listen to a new Guns n Roses song in the year 2025 at least once then I think it's time to reintroduce myself.
It sucks btw.
It sucks btw.
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
If you don't think I'm gonna listen to a new Guns n Roses song in the year 2025 at least once then I think it's time to reintroduce myself.
It sucks btw.
It sucks btw.
In this day and age it blows my mind that there are still people that will go into a restaurant and raw dog it without having checked an app or online menu beforehand. Y'all are modern day explorers.
December 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
In this day and age it blows my mind that there are still people that will go into a restaurant and raw dog it without having checked an app or online menu beforehand. Y'all are modern day explorers.
We don't talk enough about the fact that the actress who played Brosnan-era Moneypenny had the last name Bond.
December 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
We don't talk enough about the fact that the actress who played Brosnan-era Moneypenny had the last name Bond.
All James Bond movies are Christmas movies because of TBS holiday marathons
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
All James Bond movies are Christmas movies because of TBS holiday marathons
The real Christmas gift is being told by your sibling that you already chipped in for a parent's gift months ago. 🎁🎄❄️⛄🎅
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The real Christmas gift is being told by your sibling that you already chipped in for a parent's gift months ago. 🎁🎄❄️⛄🎅