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Thufir Hawataburger
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Some kind of varmint. He/him
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I didn't realize the Atreides uniform had a T-top option.
A dark-haired man wearing a military uniform and fiddling with a brass device on his belt. His shirt has two vertical panels that are rolled up to reveal mesh underneath. His nipples can be seen through the mesh.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Something's gonna happen
A hand holding a small amber glass bottle. The label has Korean and English writing. The English writing reads Whal Myung Su, Carbonate herbs drink, Dongwha Pharm A hand holds an amber glass bottle. The label shows the ingredients list for an herbal drink. The ingredients are: carbonated water, high fructose, citrus peel, cordyalis, catechu, capsicum tincture, magnolia, cinnamon, menthol, clove, ginger, nutmeg, stractylodis. Below the list it reads: Made in Korea, Distributed by P&K USA trading Corp.
December 3, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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A picture of two reusable shopping bags hanging in a store. The one on the left features a repeating rope and lobster pattern while the one on the right is solid blue and says beach in red block letters. The words Liurnia of the Lakes is superimposed over the picture. Liurnia of the Lakes is a location in the video game Elden Ring where players must explore a shallow lake and encounter large and dangerous lobster monsters.
July 9, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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A fluffy white cat with grey legs and tail and face is laying in front of a television. He is wearing an expression of anger and confusion because I woke his dumb ass up by taking pictures. A fluffy white cat with grey face, legs, and tail is laying in front of a television and yawning.
July 4, 2024 at 4:33 AM
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If you see this post a photo without explanation
A closeup of a hand holding a tiny yellow-bellied skink. It is a lizard that looks like a snake with tiny arms and legs
July 4, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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This is Scrimshaw
A fluffy white long hair cat with grey paws, face, and tail, laying in front of a flat screen tv. His back legs are up in the air and his front legs are flopped across his chest and he is sleeping very soundly with his mouth open, showing his teeth.
July 4, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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Someone holding two packages of Jack Links' Lil Chub meat stick. One label is facing the camera and the other is turned facing away to show the product, which is a short and fat beef stick.
June 23, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.
An image featuring several fantasy character types including a wizard smoking a pipe, a rogue holding two crossed scimitars, and an elf gazing into the distance. The captions, from top to bottom, read: Things to say while zoning out mid-conversation instead of "Damn, that's crazy". "Is that so?" "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" "Our lives are fading like the sunlight, but please go on" "That happened to my buddy Elric" "Jumangi"
June 2, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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A thin man wearing a microphone headset, the former spokesman for the ShamWow, is holding a piece of yellow fabric that has been folded several times. The word BadWow has been added on the yellow fabric.
June 1, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. I do not wish to add to it, but will given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day
A snowshoe cat lays on a quilt made of Halloween fabrics. He is very light colored with darker grey lower legs, ears, and face. He is very very fluffy, laying on his side with one front leg sticking out perpendicular to his chest and the other draped across his chest. He is squinting and his mouth is partially open showing a hint of bottom teeth. He is both magnificent and terrible to behold. Just a real silly cat.
May 28, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. I do not wish to add to it, but will given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day
A picture of a creepy marionette hanging in an antique store. It is female and has black shoes, a blue skirt with white apron, and a pink shirt. It has blonde hair. Its porcelain face has a blank expression that hides the terror waiting for anyone foolish enough to take her home.
May 28, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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A photo of a flail weapon consisting of a wooden handle with a chain attached to one end. On the other end of the chain is the Demon Core; a half sphere with a smaller half sphere attached by a hinge to make a cover for a smaller spherical pit of plutonium in the center. The mistakes made while handling the Demon Core resulted in the deaths of two people due to acute radiation poisoning.
May 23, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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A close-cropped picture of a drawing of a smiling monk with the word fromage in white letters at the bottom of the picture
May 19, 2024 at 10:04 AM
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A screenshot from the animated series Sealab 2021. A man with white hair and a blue jumpsuit is having a conversation with a dark haired man in an orange jumpsuit. The white haired man is saying "under martian law, doctors and other wizards are forbidden."
May 16, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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An old children's illustration showing a boy known as Conrad and a man called the red-legged scissor man. The scissor man is leaping in from the right, green coat flapping and his yellow top hat flying off as he cuts Conrad's thumb off with a huge pair of scissors because Conrad wouldn't stop sucking his thumbs. From the German children's story collection Der Struwwelpeter.
May 12, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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Reskeet with a You meme.
Two images, one above the other. The top one features an orc from Lord of the Rings saying "The age of men is over". The bottom image shows a different orc with a walkie talkie photoshopped into the image, complete with a human hand holding it. The bottom caption reads: "The age of men is what? Over."
April 11, 2024 at 5:30 AM
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A screenshot from tumblr, posted by user homunculus-argument. The text reads: A common misconception: Brutalist architecture was actually named after the distinctive stylistic choice of leaving the raw construction material visible on the building - the name derives from french brut, meaning "raw", or "unprocessed" - and actually has no connection with the idea of making buildings that look brutal on purpose.
March 31, 2024 at 6:04 AM
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Singer/actor Sting in David Lynch's dune; sweaty and wearing Flash Gordon fetish gear (shiny black leather briefs that look like they have wings).
March 18, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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NO CHEATING! Your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist. Who is it?
A screenshot of Austin Butler as Feyd Rautha from the movie Dune 2. There is a screenshot within the screenshot of a review that reads: "Austin Butler is so bald. I've never seen anyone be so bald in my life. So moisturized and bald. He was glowing more than Edward in twilight. What's your skin care routine, Elvis boy?"
March 18, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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A sinister-looking chicken, lit from below as though it were telling a ghost story, glares down at you from atop its henhouse because it was too stupid to go inside at dark before the automatic door closed.
March 13, 2024 at 6:08 AM
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A screenshot of a Tumblr post of a screenshot of Charles Dance as Tywin Lannister in Game of Thrones with a caption above that reads: Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it. A screenshot of Leslie Nielson from the don't call me Shirley scene from the movie Airplane. The caption reads: "Of course I know you're Pagliacci. And don't call me butt doctor". A picture of a skeleton riding a motorcycle with flames behind it. Top text reads "The ground trembles with my every step". The bottom text reads: "I have installed my floorboards incorrectly" The cover of the Playstation game Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, but a potato has been photoshopped into the picture in place of his skateboard and the logo has been altered to cover some letters so it now reads Tony Hawk's Potater 2.
March 7, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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If you see this, post robot
A statue of Optimus Prime, constructed from metal and scrap automotive parts and painted to look like the movie version of the character. It's about twenty feet tall and shot from below so it towers over your pic with a blue sky behind it.
February 22, 2024 at 8:16 AM
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Got a chip to (belatedly) celebrate 10 years without a drink
The front of a sobriety chip. The legend around the rim reads: "As above, so below". An inverted five-point star on a field of blue sits in the middle with the words "10 years" The back of the coin features the sigil of Baphomet with the words: "Sober for Satan".
February 13, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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Recite 80% of a movie and you get $500k. What movie are you picking?
The poster for the movie The Crow.
February 13, 2024 at 6:31 AM
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This is Thunderscream. She will fight me for pillow space then just give up and plop her ass down on my head.
A bearded man holds the saddest kitty that ever was sad. She's a dilute tortie and has all her little feet tucked under my arm with her silly little head laid in the crook of my elbow.
February 13, 2024 at 4:52 AM