Thufir Hawataburger
@lt-jerkface.bsky.social
Some kind of varmint. He/him
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Data poem: Family tree of languages
Interactive, expanded. Click the + to grow each branch :)
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Interactive, expanded. Click the + to grow each branch :)
dr.eamer.dev/datavis/poem...
December 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Data poem: Family tree of languages
Interactive, expanded. Click the + to grow each branch :)
dr.eamer.dev/datavis/poem...
Interactive, expanded. Click the + to grow each branch :)
dr.eamer.dev/datavis/poem...
December 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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If you rebooted RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK today with the same temporal margins, it’d be set in the 1980s. Neo-Nazi punks would have their faces melted by the opening of a forbidden arcade cabinet at the KB Toys at your local mall. Indiana Jones would wear a Hawaiian shirt and Chuck Taylor sneakers.
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If you rebooted RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK today with the same temporal margins, it’d be set in the 1980s. Neo-Nazi punks would have their faces melted by the opening of a forbidden arcade cabinet at the KB Toys at your local mall. Indiana Jones would wear a Hawaiian shirt and Chuck Taylor sneakers.
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i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
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And Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant” has been a Thanksgiving staple as long as I’ve been aware of Thanksgiving. Set during Thanksgiving dinner, it’s been played on the radio for decades:
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Alice's Restaurant - Original 1967 Recording
YouTube video by Stiletto
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November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
And Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant” has been a Thanksgiving staple as long as I’ve been aware of Thanksgiving. Set during Thanksgiving dinner, it’s been played on the radio for decades:
youtu.be/m57gzA2JCcM?...
youtu.be/m57gzA2JCcM?...
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
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Cartoon: Live Schlong and Prosper.
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Cartoon: Live Schlong and Prosper.
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Irregular Glass Collage Wreath #21 nora.jewelry/products/irr...
Irregular Glass Collage Wreath #21
Handmade in my kiln by me! These work nicely as Christmas tree ornaments but also look good hanging on a wall or in a window. They come with a loop of ribbon for hanging. NOTE: This is a handmade fused...
nora.jewelry
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Irregular Glass Collage Wreath #21 nora.jewelry/products/irr...
I didn't realize the Atreides uniform had a T-top option.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I didn't realize the Atreides uniform had a T-top option.
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Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus
October 30, 2023 at 2:41 PM
Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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deer are not vegetarians, one of my favorite fun facts
Aransas J. Hawthorne, Esq. has something to say.
I drew this image for a comic I'm working on and gave him some new words to say. #nandavanam #furrycomic
I drew this image for a comic I'm working on and gave him some new words to say. #nandavanam #furrycomic
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
deer are not vegetarians, one of my favorite fun facts
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passing this list around to anyone suddenly hitting a wall for food money (SNAP ending) or people with tight budgets in general.
People are adding their favourites.
mine take about 1hr to prep 20 meals, freeze well, and mostly break down to 1-2$/meal.
please feel free to contribute↙️
People are adding their favourites.
mine take about 1hr to prep 20 meals, freeze well, and mostly break down to 1-2$/meal.
please feel free to contribute↙️
If you have recipes that are easy to mass prep (aka can be done in small steps so people can rest or sitting down) wraps/meals that freeze well, please share them here
I have 4 or 5 and I'll try to have them posted before Friday.
I have 4 or 5 and I'll try to have them posted before Friday.
If you're on SNAP and you need help, add your links below so I can boost them.
If you're not on SNAP, please share the replies and donate if you're able.
Link's not around so we do what we can, right?
If you're not on SNAP, please share the replies and donate if you're able.
Link's not around so we do what we can, right?
October 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
passing this list around to anyone suddenly hitting a wall for food money (SNAP ending) or people with tight budgets in general.
People are adding their favourites.
mine take about 1hr to prep 20 meals, freeze well, and mostly break down to 1-2$/meal.
please feel free to contribute↙️
People are adding their favourites.
mine take about 1hr to prep 20 meals, freeze well, and mostly break down to 1-2$/meal.
please feel free to contribute↙️
This is the first job where I not only don't mind coming in on my day off, but I've actually volunteered to do so multiple times to help get things done. I guess I like this job.
October 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This is the first job where I not only don't mind coming in on my day off, but I've actually volunteered to do so multiple times to help get things done. I guess I like this job.
“To face down Donald Trump’s power grab and his terror campaign targeting “antifa,” we need everyone, of all walks of life, to proclaim that opposition to fascism is both laudable and urgent.”
Anarchists are known for our courage. We have gotten used to acting boldly in an array of contexts.
What is needed now is the courage to establish public positions around which a fighting movement can cohere.
This both scarier and simpler than many of the things we have done in the past.
What is needed now is the courage to establish public positions around which a fighting movement can cohere.
This both scarier and simpler than many of the things we have done in the past.
October 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I signed up for Facebook 15 years ago and over the years they’ve automatically forced instagram, threads, and now this thing
May 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I signed up for Facebook 15 years ago and over the years they’ve automatically forced instagram, threads, and now this thing
August 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Did I tell you about the big Lego sale? People were lined up for blocks
August 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Did I tell you about the big Lego sale? People were lined up for blocks
😻😻😻CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE MORNING!
ADORABLE TINY GROOMING KITTEN IS FOSTERED AND WARM AND LOVED AND CARED FOR AND GOODNESS REMAINS IN THE WORLD!😻😻😻
ADORABLE TINY GROOMING KITTEN IS FOSTERED AND WARM AND LOVED AND CARED FOR AND GOODNESS REMAINS IN THE WORLD!😻😻😻
Morning baff time
July 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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tentacle pots still available right now on my website! www.roseschmits.com
International shipping available
International shipping available
May 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
tentacle pots still available right now on my website! www.roseschmits.com
International shipping available
International shipping available