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Educated prior to Britains' "Third Way" indoctrination program.
Pinned
I've put words to the very best example of a Banksy.

The Simple Truth.
There's a simple concept that bears witness to our position in the world.

If there are to be "winners" there has to be a lot of fkng losers.

THERE'S NO POLITICAL LEFT OR RIGHT. Just how bad it must get for life's losers to pay for the winners.

That's you & me. Finally, we have a shared reality.
So, you're a Labour councillor planning to cancel democratic elections.

How many angry Reform voters (labelled far right) do you think will be triggered?
Labour councillors are being invited to self identify themselves as "Mini Starmers" in their home communities.

If it were me, I would run a 4 minute mile...
December 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Labour councillors are being invited to self identify themselves as "Mini Starmers" in their home communities.

If it were me, I would run a 4 minute mile...
December 19, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Labour councillors are being invited to identify themselves as "Mini Starmers" in their home communities.

I, for one, would run a 4 minute mile...
December 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
We're just waiting for our plan to mug an oligarch to mature.
December 18, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Yo vil surrender to state sponsored embezzlement of yo personal wealth previously invested legally in Britain.

The "Good Crooks" that fkd the City of London.
December 18, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Many Labour politicians and the odd weapons inspector don't get to resign or retire.
December 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If the British government steel £2.5 billion belonging to a Russian national, it will be the end of global banking and global investment in Britain.
A) Don’t pay the money and upset Kier Starmer
B) Pay the money and upset Vladimir Putin

As an oligarch who enriched himself at the liking of Putin, & is now most likely resident in Putin’s murderous country, it’s impossible to know which way this is going to go.

news.sky.com/story/roman-...
Roman Abramovich: PM demands Russian oligarch transfers £2.5bn to help Ukraine or face legal action
Roman Abramovich has been told to transfer the frozen profits from the sale of his stake in Chelsea FC for humanitarian assistance in Ukraine, or be taken to court.
news.sky.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Farage isn't universally popular. Personally, I don't give a shit.
December 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"Reeves and Starmer 'misunderstand basic economics' says Rees-Mogg"

The quote represents a "no shit Sherlock" moment until you consider the possibility that banking and shareholder destruction may be the actual objective.

The Pol Pot principal.
December 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Farage isn't universally popular. Personally, I don't give a shit.
December 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Even more reason to vote Reform.
December 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I would definitely save the dog.
December 17, 2025 at 10:17 AM
The state of Britain's political ineptitude.
I'm Drowning in the Street. A nod to Gene Kelly.
December 17, 2025 at 8:03 AM
A dog on a lead doing what dogs do..
Pissing all over the world. A nod to Status Quo.
December 17, 2025 at 8:02 AM
⬇️🇬🇧 Mujahideen 🇬🇧⬇️
What you say? Vladimir Putin is politically to the right of Sir Stasi???

Pol Pot struggles to be politically right of Sir Stasi and Britain's Mujahideen.
December 16, 2025 at 9:22 AM
🇬🇧 People of Britain 🇬🇧 Two choices, you are? Or you are not.

Mujahideen
What you say? Vladimir Putin is politically to the right of Sir Stasi???

Pol Pot struggles to be politically right of Sir Stasi and Britain's Mujahideen.
December 16, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Pass the Evostick.
Apparently, Trump is bad.

From London to the Chagos. A tissue, a tissue, we all 🇬🇧 get shagged.
December 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
On this one, Farage has put his foot in it..
December 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Look what's happens if you sniff from a plastic bag.
December 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
All rapists should go straight to jail and shouldn't pass go, and shouldn't collect £200, and shouldn't stay in a 4 star hotel.
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Well, well, well.. what do we have here then? ⬇️ two tier pensions, of course..
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
If Europe goes here again, they'll be no US Cavalry..
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Why does this feel creepy and sinister instead of reassuring and sincere ?
December 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
What happens when America refuses to fight our homegrown 🇪🇺 shitstorm for us?
Coalition of the willing.

When they tell you that war is inevitable with Russia, I would strongly suggest that everything that has led to this point in time was always the objective from the very beginning.
December 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
There's a common thread when we try to identify the nexus of evil behind the collapse of Western civilisation & Christianity.

Sexual, satanic, deviancy, elites, and child sex rings.

You may have heard about Andrew, Virginia Giuffre, Saville and Necrophilia, Ukrainian rent boys, and Anneka Lucas.
December 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM