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Educated prior to Britains' "Third Way" indoctrination program.
Labour councillors are being invited to self identify themselves as "Mini Starmers" in their home communities.

If it were me, I would run a 4 minute mile...
December 19, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Labour councillors are being invited to self identify themselves as "Mini Starmers" in their home communities.

If it were me, I would run a 4 minute mile...
December 19, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Labour councillors are being invited to self identify themselves as "Mini Starmers" in their home communities.

If it were me, I would run a 4 minute mile...
December 19, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Labour councillors are being invited to self identify themselves as "Mini Starmers" in their home communities.

If it were me, I would run a 4 minute mile...
December 19, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Labour councillors are being invited to identify themselves as "Mini Starmers" in their home communities.

I, for one, would run a 4 minute mile...
December 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
We're just waiting for our plan to illegally mug an oligarch to mature.

It's perfectly safe to invest in Britain until it's not.
December 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
We're just waiting for our plan to illegally mug an oligarch to mature.

It's perfectly safe to invest in Britain until it's not.
December 18, 2025 at 8:12 AM
We're just waiting for our plan to illegally mug an oligarch to mature.

It's perfectly safe to invest in Britain until it's not.
December 18, 2025 at 8:08 AM
We're just waiting for our plan to mug an oligarch to mature.
December 18, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Yo vil surrender to state sponsored embezzlement of yo personal wealth previously invested legally in Britain.

The "Good Crooks" that fkd the City of London.
December 18, 2025 at 8:03 AM
"Reeves and Starmer 'misunderstand basic economics' says Rees-Mogg"

The quote represents a "no shit Sherlock" moment until you consider the possibility that banking and shareholder destruction may be the actual objective.

The Pol Pot principal.
December 18, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Many Labour politicians and the odd weapons inspector don't get to resign or retire.
December 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If the British government steel £2.5 billion belonging to a Russian national, it will be the end of global banking and global investment in Britain.

What do you think would happen if Sir Stasi & Co tried to nobble Trumps investments in Scotland.

Putin has his own methods.
December 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
We live in a world where our leaders and intellectual class insist that we accept a new reality where women have a penis and men can aquire the physiological structure required to enable them to conceive and give birth to a baby.

Mental illness is now mainstream normal.
December 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"Reeves and Starmer 'misunderstand basic economics' says Rees-Mogg"

The quote represents a "no shit Sherlock" moment until you consider the possibility that banking and shareholder destruction may be the actual objective.

The Pol Pot principal.
December 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Divide and conquer. You were cheering when the victims were mythical "far right"
December 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"Reeves and Starmer 'misunderstand basic economics' says Rees-Mogg"

The quote represents a "no shit Sherlock" moment until you consider the possibility that banking and shareholder destruction may be the actual objective.

The Pol Pot principal.
December 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I would definitely save the dog.
December 17, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I'm Drowning in the Street. A nod to Gene Kelly.
December 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Pissing all over the world. A nod to Status Quo.
December 17, 2025 at 7:54 AM
You'll like this one because the dog makes the twats appear more human.
December 17, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I assume the point you're trying to express is that the express is sht?
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 AM
In an effort to express balance.
December 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
The problem with glue and plastic bags.
December 16, 2025 at 9:17 AM
What you say? Vladimir Putin is politically to the right of Sir Stasi???

Pol Pot struggles to be politically right of Sir Stasi and Britain's Mujahideen.
December 16, 2025 at 9:08 AM