Lucifer’s Dad
@luciferious.bsky.social
Discovering myself again after swearing off mental breakdowns. Heavy music enthusiast.
The wildest thing I would do if I was a multi billionaire is that I’d take out half of my net worth in cash and set it on fire over a free stream. I’d then buy myself 2500 Patek Phillipes to celebrate it not making a single dent to my material standard of living.
July 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
The wildest thing I would do if I was a multi billionaire is that I’d take out half of my net worth in cash and set it on fire over a free stream. I’d then buy myself 2500 Patek Phillipes to celebrate it not making a single dent to my material standard of living.
My take on the ghibli ai image fiasco is that it will fizzle out in a few weeks. A soulless prompt engineer will never be able to replace the deliberate direction of a dedicated artist who is true to their craft.
April 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My take on the ghibli ai image fiasco is that it will fizzle out in a few weeks. A soulless prompt engineer will never be able to replace the deliberate direction of a dedicated artist who is true to their craft.
Told my baby brother (CFO of the house) that I wanted us to have an emergency stockpile closet at home and he left me on read
January 30, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Told my baby brother (CFO of the house) that I wanted us to have an emergency stockpile closet at home and he left me on read
I’m calling it: They’re gonna tank the economy and then threaten the world at gun point to bail them out of their mess
January 28, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I’m calling it: They’re gonna tank the economy and then threaten the world at gun point to bail them out of their mess
People acting like AI is some revolutionary breakthrough when any normal gamer can tell you AI translates to the dumbest enemies you can encounter in a game.
January 28, 2025 at 9:57 AM
People acting like AI is some revolutionary breakthrough when any normal gamer can tell you AI translates to the dumbest enemies you can encounter in a game.
So glad the AI market is finally collapsing so I can tell corporate to stfu every time they ask me to make a stupid ppt about how we’re integrating AI into our operations.
January 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
So glad the AI market is finally collapsing so I can tell corporate to stfu every time they ask me to make a stupid ppt about how we’re integrating AI into our operations.
Office crush brought Lego’s to work this is how I know I’m winning at life
January 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Office crush brought Lego’s to work this is how I know I’m winning at life
Nothing was worse for this timeline than the emergence of social media past MSN Messenger.
January 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Nothing was worse for this timeline than the emergence of social media past MSN Messenger.
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Every other social media app is owned by evil little freaks so this has to be the Big Tent website that welcomes everyone else. People who don't understand jokes. People who know it's a joke but still think it's Harmful. "To be fair," guys. Put up a statue of liberty here but it's on the computer
January 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Every other social media app is owned by evil little freaks so this has to be the Big Tent website that welcomes everyone else. People who don't understand jokes. People who know it's a joke but still think it's Harmful. "To be fair," guys. Put up a statue of liberty here but it's on the computer
Kind of hoping that TikTok is shutdown instead of being sold I want to see the hollowing of the internet
January 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Kind of hoping that TikTok is shutdown instead of being sold I want to see the hollowing of the internet
Wearing my mouthguard during the daytime so I can pulverise my teeth intentionally
January 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Wearing my mouthguard during the daytime so I can pulverise my teeth intentionally
The Elon 4chan meltdown should be a stark reminder that being too online ultimately rots your brain and no inconceivable amount of money will be able to save you from that shit
January 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
The Elon 4chan meltdown should be a stark reminder that being too online ultimately rots your brain and no inconceivable amount of money will be able to save you from that shit
God imagine buying a 44 billion dollar website only to be crowned the biggest loser on the internet how the fuck can you screw up being a billionaire so badly
January 3, 2025 at 8:45 AM
God imagine buying a 44 billion dollar website only to be crowned the biggest loser on the internet how the fuck can you screw up being a billionaire so badly
If I were Elon and bought a site for 44 billion dollars only to be bullied relentlessly on it, I would simply delete the site.
January 3, 2025 at 8:43 AM
If I were Elon and bought a site for 44 billion dollars only to be bullied relentlessly on it, I would simply delete the site.
Jesus Christ, just met a kid who was casually sporting a Patek Philippe with an aftermarket fabric band that’s almost falling apart. It’s true money really does not buy class why would you even do that 😭
January 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Jesus Christ, just met a kid who was casually sporting a Patek Philippe with an aftermarket fabric band that’s almost falling apart. It’s true money really does not buy class why would you even do that 😭
The cybertruck going up in flames while parked outside the trump building is so fucking insane that you’d have to believe God is real and is absolutely taking the piss
January 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The cybertruck going up in flames while parked outside the trump building is so fucking insane that you’d have to believe God is real and is absolutely taking the piss
Fuck it’s exactly the second thing I’m irrationally afraid of next to microplastics
Meta's great new idea, now that Facebook and Instagram are infected with AI slop, is to also let AI-generated characters made by users appear as actual accounts on the platforms. The last stage of "social" media is millions of bots giving each other thumbs-up reacts.
Facebook and Instagram to Unleash AI-Generated 'Users' No One Asked For
Meta says it will integrate AI-generated characters into Facebook and Instagram with their own user accounts.
www.rollingstone.com
December 31, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Fuck it’s exactly the second thing I’m irrationally afraid of next to microplastics
Is Bluesky going to be the revival of the golden age of Twitter? Who knows? Should society even try to bring that back, or are we better off staring into the sun?
December 30, 2024 at 10:12 AM
Is Bluesky going to be the revival of the golden age of Twitter? Who knows? Should society even try to bring that back, or are we better off staring into the sun?
I’ve had one small cup of coffee 6 hours ago and my adhd brain has been screaming like a v10 era F1 car all morning
December 30, 2024 at 9:53 AM
I’ve had one small cup of coffee 6 hours ago and my adhd brain has been screaming like a v10 era F1 car all morning
I really want to watch Nosferatu, which I hear is a monster pervert movie, but I’m so discouraged because I’m sure it’s going to be censored into oblivion where I am. Is it even worth the watch if the peen scenes are cut out
December 30, 2024 at 8:48 AM
I really want to watch Nosferatu, which I hear is a monster pervert movie, but I’m so discouraged because I’m sure it’s going to be censored into oblivion where I am. Is it even worth the watch if the peen scenes are cut out
Forever at war with myself, printers, and corporate HR
December 30, 2024 at 7:25 AM
Forever at war with myself, printers, and corporate HR
Really resentful that we’ve come to use generations as identity markers, when certain traits transcend generation. I was much happier using jocks, goths, etc to lump people into groups that serve no purpose whatsoever beyond creating caricatures
December 30, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Really resentful that we’ve come to use generations as identity markers, when certain traits transcend generation. I was much happier using jocks, goths, etc to lump people into groups that serve no purpose whatsoever beyond creating caricatures
Among my growing fear of microplastic exposure, which has gotten so much fucking worse lately, I’ve also begun to fear AI accounts on social apps. Imagine interacting with an account here and investing time only for them to be a bot
December 30, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Among my growing fear of microplastic exposure, which has gotten so much fucking worse lately, I’ve also begun to fear AI accounts on social apps. Imagine interacting with an account here and investing time only for them to be a bot
Ngl I kinda miss the twitter toxicity. What do you mean people here aren’t overly cynical and absolute pieces of shit to each other?
December 30, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Ngl I kinda miss the twitter toxicity. What do you mean people here aren’t overly cynical and absolute pieces of shit to each other?
Loved seeing the H1B fiasco on the apps. Also love how visa names somehow sound like influenza variants
December 30, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Loved seeing the H1B fiasco on the apps. Also love how visa names somehow sound like influenza variants