Why are we even putting up with this bullshit?

chop wood carry water

Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen

Oh, and, of course, a drive-by diagnosis of ADHD.

So the internet says that drinking alcohol will worsen the tinnitus but that is clearly bullshit advice I am just going to drink more and more gin until I can’t hear it anymore next question