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Luke :)
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why the fuck do they still install gas hobs in kitchens, I don’t want to cook my dinner like I live at fucking Beamish.
July 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
just tried to use my house keys to get on a bus 🤦🏻
July 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
just saw someone wearing Demon Slayer cosplay in Next, classic Monday morning in Bristol.
June 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Pandora from gen 2 of E4 ‘Skins’ would’ve loved saying ‘poggers’.
May 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
no-one:
the geordie Jonas Brothers: deep conversations at the Waffle Hoose
May 7, 2025 at 7:30 AM
is it bad that I’m already dreading my birthday this year?

(it’s not until July)
May 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
in case you were wondering, original Lucozade does not taste nice after brushing your teeth.
May 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
a customer at work had a big dinosaur-shaped foil balloon just now, I actually really want one for my birthday now 😅

(I’m about three times the age of the intended audience for that balloon)
April 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I have my first proper shift at my new job tomorrow; I’m having an awful acne break-out & I managed to get shaving foam all over my bathroom 🙃
April 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
there’s a kid watching ‘Cocomelon’ or some shit on their dad/whoever’s phone at a fairly loud volume at this bus stop; please teach your kids that they need to use headphones in public.
April 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Reposted by Luke :)
found a book for that paramedic guy that’s always showing up on my Instagram
April 12, 2025 at 11:20 AM
ordered a new sweatshirt to celebrate getting a new job, and I’m so excited for it to arrive, it’s actually sad.
April 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
ffs, I’ve been up north for not even three days yet and I already want to go back to Bristol 😭
April 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
being drunk is the adult version of being hyper
April 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
really want an eyebrow piercing at the minute
March 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
listening to Radio 2 and their ‘new to two’ track was just by the Sugababes. SUGABABES. we are so back.
March 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
accidentally asked for working-class stamps when I was in the Post Office today, fml.
March 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’m on a bus right now that smells like this one rainbow/skittles cake that my family used to get years ago.
March 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Reposted by Luke :)
The menty is b-ing atm
February 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
feeling very ‘a sleepless night with Phil’ right now (I fell asleep for like 4 hours earlier, I’ve just had some cereal, and I’m about to go to Asda).
February 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
have any uni students had #wtmdif as an attendance code yet
February 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
here’s what I’ve been thinking about all day: what happens when bus ticket machines (are going to) run out of paper? I’ve never seen a driver re-fill it when they’re stopped (and I’ve had more than my fair share of bus rides), so does it have to go back the depot? done between trips/routes??
February 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
VIDEO PRESENTATION FINALLY RECORDED! I’M NEARLY FREE!
February 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
the girlfriend of one of the guys I was in a group project with before Christmas lives in the same block as me. so he’s come to see her, and on his way in he waved up at me through the living room window & smiled 🥹
January 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM