Matt
@itsmattagain.bsky.social
Twitter emigrant and irritant
My house was built in 1904 and I can guarantee it wasn't built by slaves.
Anyone who invests in Dubai should be sanctioned. Scum.
Anyone who invests in Dubai should be sanctioned. Scum.
February 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
My house was built in 1904 and I can guarantee it wasn't built by slaves.
Anyone who invests in Dubai should be sanctioned. Scum.
Anyone who invests in Dubai should be sanctioned. Scum.
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Fabulous 10/10 no notes
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Fabulous 10/10 no notes
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Right yes, this seems like the sort of thing a trustworthy and impartial government body normally says.
January 31, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Right yes, this seems like the sort of thing a trustworthy and impartial government body normally says.
This is just objectively sneering classism.
This isn't meant to convince someone that Farage is ripping them off. This is meant for middle class people who want to sneer.
This isn't meant to convince someone that Farage is ripping them off. This is meant for middle class people who want to sneer.
Millionaire, 13 jobs, multiple homes,
Brexit liar, expenses hider,
racist taunting, tax avoider,
paedophile friend, interview excuses,
open access to luxury yachts & private jets,
just like all of us ...
"Nigel Farage, Man of the People"
Brexit liar, expenses hider,
racist taunting, tax avoider,
paedophile friend, interview excuses,
open access to luxury yachts & private jets,
just like all of us ...
"Nigel Farage, Man of the People"
January 30, 2026 at 8:51 PM
This is just objectively sneering classism.
This isn't meant to convince someone that Farage is ripping them off. This is meant for middle class people who want to sneer.
This isn't meant to convince someone that Farage is ripping them off. This is meant for middle class people who want to sneer.
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BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
I've seen more holocaust denial and general antisemitism this year than any year previously and it turns my stomach.
It isn't coming from the left. Once again, it is coming from the far right and populist right. The same lies that the Nazis pushed out about Terezin repeated 82 years later.
It isn't coming from the left. Once again, it is coming from the far right and populist right. The same lies that the Nazis pushed out about Terezin repeated 82 years later.
January 30, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I've seen more holocaust denial and general antisemitism this year than any year previously and it turns my stomach.
It isn't coming from the left. Once again, it is coming from the far right and populist right. The same lies that the Nazis pushed out about Terezin repeated 82 years later.
It isn't coming from the left. Once again, it is coming from the far right and populist right. The same lies that the Nazis pushed out about Terezin repeated 82 years later.
They've finished refurbishing the Lord Hill column in Shrewsbury, and what the actual fuck have they done.
January 30, 2026 at 12:09 PM
They've finished refurbishing the Lord Hill column in Shrewsbury, and what the actual fuck have they done.
The argument that we can't afford to write off student loans and replace it with a better system never flies to me, because we're going to have to write it off in 30 years anyway. By then the interest rate will have made it cost HUGE amounts more to write off. Just do it now.
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 AM
The argument that we can't afford to write off student loans and replace it with a better system never flies to me, because we're going to have to write it off in 30 years anyway. By then the interest rate will have made it cost HUGE amounts more to write off. Just do it now.
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From the bad place but
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 AM
From the bad place but
Taller than the grass and shorter than the trees
How tall are yall?
January 29, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Taller than the grass and shorter than the trees
Facebook has recommended I add Keir Hardy and Wes Streeting as a friend on Facebook for three days in a row now.
Jesus wept.
Jesus wept.
January 28, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Facebook has recommended I add Keir Hardy and Wes Streeting as a friend on Facebook for three days in a row now.
Jesus wept.
Jesus wept.
Why am I making a marmalade and clove smoked ham at 9pm. Absurd antics.
January 28, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Why am I making a marmalade and clove smoked ham at 9pm. Absurd antics.
"Britain is a Christian country"
Aye and I'm a nonsmoker
Aye and I'm a nonsmoker
January 28, 2026 at 4:34 PM
"Britain is a Christian country"
Aye and I'm a nonsmoker
Aye and I'm a nonsmoker
I just got shouted at by an impossible small creature
January 28, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I just got shouted at by an impossible small creature
Oh my god who CARES just be normal.
I see a lot of visualizations of one year of a person's online dating (a 21M from London in this case). Seems miserable. Is getting drunk in a bar or club making a comeback as a dating strategy? Source: buff.ly/ZvAbOdz
January 28, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Oh my god who CARES just be normal.
Consumerism is bad but that doesn't include me buying little trinkets for my house. That's good actually. Unambiguously.
January 28, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Consumerism is bad but that doesn't include me buying little trinkets for my house. That's good actually. Unambiguously.
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Good news: the UK Government is now offering free short courses on how to use the rabid monkey that comes taped to every computer now for some reason! You'll learn how to...
- dodge the monkey's angry fists!
- understand its tortured screams!
- write invoices in bits of poo he's left on your desk!
- dodge the monkey's angry fists!
- understand its tortured screams!
- write invoices in bits of poo he's left on your desk!
January 28, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Good news: the UK Government is now offering free short courses on how to use the rabid monkey that comes taped to every computer now for some reason! You'll learn how to...
- dodge the monkey's angry fists!
- understand its tortured screams!
- write invoices in bits of poo he's left on your desk!
- dodge the monkey's angry fists!
- understand its tortured screams!
- write invoices in bits of poo he's left on your desk!
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There is money for "education" if and only if that money is being directly funneled to corporations. Anything involving actual learning, however, well there's no magic money tree
BREAKING: Free AI training will be offered to every adult in the UK, with short courses to teach people how to use simple AI tools effectively in the workplace.
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
January 28, 2026 at 9:40 AM
There is money for "education" if and only if that money is being directly funneled to corporations. Anything involving actual learning, however, well there's no magic money tree
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literally thousands of people with unique expert knowledge and skills being made redundant, universities in the brink of closure, but sure, let's publicly fund the bullshit machine
January 28, 2026 at 9:44 AM
literally thousands of people with unique expert knowledge and skills being made redundant, universities in the brink of closure, but sure, let's publicly fund the bullshit machine
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on Holocaust Remembrance Day
January 28, 2026 at 2:59 AM
on Holocaust Remembrance Day
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They've given the literal dumbest guys in America a military arsenal, a blank check, and immunity to do whatever they want. How fucking stupid do you have to be to break into a consulate?
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
January 27, 2026 at 11:13 PM
They've given the literal dumbest guys in America a military arsenal, a blank check, and immunity to do whatever they want. How fucking stupid do you have to be to break into a consulate?
The most realistic thing about the Bone Temple was the guy losing it on a commuter train, like honestly so real
January 27, 2026 at 11:10 PM
The most realistic thing about the Bone Temple was the guy losing it on a commuter train, like honestly so real
Labour have *absolutely* shot themselves in the foot to protect Starmer and his deeply unpopular factional approach to national government
January 27, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Labour have *absolutely* shot themselves in the foot to protect Starmer and his deeply unpopular factional approach to national government