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3 men and a baby? I'm too sober for this...

Yeah, you always know what's up when a guy can't refer to women as anything but "females".

That sounds amazing, actually.

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I love you too. I'm just glad I got to give you a nice send-off with a full tummy. (Also glad we did that before calling 911 'cause one of the first things she said was don't give you any more food or drink.)

Four. This is the 5th time this year. Twice in March, once in September, and one more somewhere in between.

I was not expecting this... I definitely wasn't expecting reshares. Gosh.

I think a white gravy would probably work best... pork, chicken, sausage... something like that.

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