Third best sandwhich is being sandwiched between two attractive naked people who want to touch you.

Coldcut combo > Avacado and Turkey > Horny sandwich.

The fact that he is doing this during the holiday season just adds insult to injury. Poor people don’t deserve a nice thanksgiving or Christmas dinner I guess. It’s really cruel on the level of cartoon villainy.

Also what’s up with his hair? It’s like he went to a stylist and said “give me bed head please.”

I had a customer come in today with a pickup that took a 3.5mm plug that he wasn’t wrapping around the strat button. Predictably, the delicate 3.5mm jack was busted. This is both why you should wrap your strap and why putting a 3.5mm jack in your guitar is a terrible idea.

Yeah that scans. I’ve been waiting for this bubble to burst for months now. It’s coming soon. When it does they likely will see a bailout because it’s trump and trump loves scammers and criminals.

So he got ripped off by the bored apes game too. What an idiot.

I’d go so far as to say Fallon has never been funny and always been cringe. He was never good and I’m not sure how he ever landed this gig. His show sucks.