Caedrien Parreco
@luristica.bsky.social
Trans gay guy
He/him
Freelance Writer
Esthetician
He/him
Freelance Writer
Esthetician
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Me watching my cats fight
November 21, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Me watching my cats fight
My shoe size is 9 and I'm only 5'3" which I feel should bother me but whenever I see people whose feet are only sizes 5-7 I'm like how do you stand on those things??
They'll be smaller than me and I still don't see how their feet don't give out from underneath them.
They are cute tho.
They'll be smaller than me and I still don't see how their feet don't give out from underneath them.
They are cute tho.
November 21, 2024 at 7:02 PM
My shoe size is 9 and I'm only 5'3" which I feel should bother me but whenever I see people whose feet are only sizes 5-7 I'm like how do you stand on those things??
They'll be smaller than me and I still don't see how their feet don't give out from underneath them.
They are cute tho.
They'll be smaller than me and I still don't see how their feet don't give out from underneath them.
They are cute tho.
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Dick Van Dyke sounds like the name J. K. Rowling would give to a transbian character
November 20, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Dick Van Dyke sounds like the name J. K. Rowling would give to a transbian character
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Cop: I clocked you going 15 miles over the speed limit passing traffic on the highway
Me, annoyed: okay you either clocked me or I was passing it literally can't be both
Me, annoyed: okay you either clocked me or I was passing it literally can't be both
November 20, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Cop: I clocked you going 15 miles over the speed limit passing traffic on the highway
Me, annoyed: okay you either clocked me or I was passing it literally can't be both
Me, annoyed: okay you either clocked me or I was passing it literally can't be both
I drink socially and smoke a looot of weed. Mostly dabs.
50. do you drink or smoke weed?
November 17, 2024 at 7:32 PM
I drink socially and smoke a looot of weed. Mostly dabs.
Drop your traumatic spelling bee story below
November 17, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Drop your traumatic spelling bee story below
Go on.
I don’t know why yall following me but eventually ima start talking about popping coochie and then yall gon leave
November 17, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Go on.
Who's really into Mass Effect and/or American Dad? I made this meme.
November 17, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Who's really into Mass Effect and/or American Dad? I made this meme.
I feel like Bluesky is where Leftbook gets a chance to really stretch its legs.
November 17, 2024 at 1:03 AM
I feel like Bluesky is where Leftbook gets a chance to really stretch its legs.
Why do people drive down the center of parking lot lanes? They'll see me coming and not move one bit. Like what the fuck kind of game are we playing here? Chicken??
November 16, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Why do people drive down the center of parking lot lanes? They'll see me coming and not move one bit. Like what the fuck kind of game are we playing here? Chicken??
Some teen out there just discovered this song and is gonna make it their entire personality for the next three weeks.
November 16, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Some teen out there just discovered this song and is gonna make it their entire personality for the next three weeks.