Lux "Gangster Octopus" Alptraum
@luxalptraum.com
Journalist, author, podcaster, bon vivant. Literally OCD (F42.2!). She/her
לפעמים אני כותבת בעברית כי אני לומדת עברית ורוצה להשתפר. תיקונים מדוברי עברית תמיד מוערכים. היא
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לפעמים אני כותבת בעברית כי אני לומדת עברית ורוצה להשתפר. תיקונים מדוברי עברית תמיד מוערכים. היא
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Good news for anyone who wants to hug a moon
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Good news for anyone who wants to hug a moon
Just keep heisting!!
Now to figure out if I want to add more details — I’m leaning towards some explosions and ivy vines.
Now to figure out if I want to add more details — I’m leaning towards some explosions and ivy vines.
January 17, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Just keep heisting!!
Now to figure out if I want to add more details — I’m leaning towards some explosions and ivy vines.
Now to figure out if I want to add more details — I’m leaning towards some explosions and ivy vines.
Tonight’s practice was allegedly to help with triathlon training which I think is why there was a focus on distance? My flip turns are getting way better and I was able to do a 25YD sprint in about 25 seconds. Not bad!
January 17, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Tonight’s practice was allegedly to help with triathlon training which I think is why there was a focus on distance? My flip turns are getting way better and I was able to do a 25YD sprint in about 25 seconds. Not bad!
I googled "list of Starfleet Academy characters" in the hopes of finding something that would help me keep everyone straight and the AI summary very predictably gave me the least helpful list possible
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I googled "list of Starfleet Academy characters" in the hopes of finding something that would help me keep everyone straight and the AI summary very predictably gave me the least helpful list possible
Just keep heist!
January 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Just keep heist!
Current status
January 16, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Current status
Guys the education section of Kyrsten Sinema's Wikipedia page is unhinged
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Guys the education section of Kyrsten Sinema's Wikipedia page is unhinged
This Heated Rivalry sequel is weird
January 16, 2026 at 2:28 PM
This Heated Rivalry sequel is weird
So some lady let Trump hold her Nobel Peace Prize, so what. I have had the exact same honor.
January 16, 2026 at 2:04 AM
So some lady let Trump hold her Nobel Peace Prize, so what. I have had the exact same honor.
Current status
January 15, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Current status
Is this a job for a female editor or a job for someone who writes about sheds or something else entirely
January 15, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Is this a job for a female editor or a job for someone who writes about sheds or something else entirely
Hoping this looks charmingly punk rock rather than sloppy
January 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Hoping this looks charmingly punk rock rather than sloppy
Ah yes no one has ever thought of this before
January 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Ah yes no one has ever thought of this before
Help I think I’m having a stroke
January 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Help I think I’m having a stroke
מצאתי את @magistra-lefufit.bsky.social בברוקלין
January 14, 2026 at 3:24 PM
מצאתי את @magistra-lefufit.bsky.social בברוקלין
I think she turned out pretty good!
January 14, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I think she turned out pretty good!
This feels like… a leap www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
January 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
This feels like… a leap www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
Gotta take a break but she’s coming alone okay
January 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Gotta take a break but she’s coming alone okay
Gotta figure out the hair but I think I’m gonna do a mix of brick stitch and turkey work
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Gotta figure out the hair but I think I’m gonna do a mix of brick stitch and turkey work