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bitch and a half
@luxofnazarene.bsky.social
the world's first actual Patrick Bateman kin
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important reminder: food banks usually prefer money to direct food donations because they can buy at discounted rates

check with your local food bank to be sure but now is the time to help out
October 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Do NOT engage. Do not quote dunk, do not screencap. Do not @ with your witty zingers. Give them not one breath of oxygen here.

Block, ignore, move on.
The White House has created an official Bluesky account.

[ @whitehouse-47.bsky.social ]
October 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Shoes by the door, socks on the floor
June 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Who knew a fish could express "What the fuck was that?" with such ease.
🐡
May 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Here's the script, folks. It's now or never.

Capitol switchboard: (202) 224-3121

Local office numbers: www.congress.gov/members/find...

RTs appreciated.
April 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Blaze the microwave
March 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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ECLIPSE 💿
CD case style !
#shockwave #maccadam #transformers
March 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Trying as hard as I can never to look horny in front of my friends bc I know damn well I'd never be normal about it
December 3, 2024 at 8:24 PM
December 2, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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How about some clips from the Alpha? #MarvelRivals #SmallStreamer
November 25, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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Zamaserve..
November 25, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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Oh randoms. Gotta love 'em. #MarvelRivals
November 25, 2024 at 9:32 PM
At this point I wonder if I start dating if it would even be desirable to me. I probably have work to do before that would be a healthy move
November 21, 2024 at 10:25 PM
SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHY IT HURTS
November 17, 2024 at 5:21 AM
I HATE EVERYTHING THAT ISNT FUN
November 15, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Filled this place with porn. so now I'm like afraid to open this app
November 8, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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genius of drink #mlp
October 19, 2024 at 6:59 PM
it just takes realizing that the entire universe around you controls every part of the circumstances of your life, not you
November 3, 2024 at 6:21 AM
dude the urge to oppose everyone is genuinely ruining the way I process the world. nobody can even tell me about things they like any more without the idea of having to think about someone other than me giving me incredible anger. I'm kind of scared
November 2, 2024 at 10:00 AM
it's very tempting to stop talking to everybody in my entire life including my family and try to go start fresh. but that won't work
November 1, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Cum is probably the greatest thing humans ever made
October 31, 2024 at 10:48 PM
I can't get myself to like people any more. just the idea of them. but the actual experience of being around people is like poking my own eyes for fun
October 31, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 🎃🐺
Hope everyone's having a good one, here things are relatively quiet. ^^
October 31, 2024 at 6:50 PM
It feels like I'm the only one that's actually horny and I don't understand why that is considering I'm not
October 31, 2024 at 4:50 PM