5 books and a weekend without cell service would not fix me but it would probably alleviate like at least two of my current brainworms

you have like

a LOT of blood as it turns out

estrogen injection kurosawa edition

i think flinging a saw blade at a zombie to cut it in half and then ripping it out of the wall to do it again rewired a LOT of 14 year old brains

some of my friends have like 100 followers and then i find out they have nsfw alt accounts with like 2k followers and it becomes so clear that the people want your most unapologetically horny thoughts and they want them now

i want someone to love me the way baseball fans love insane statistics

we’re going to have to invent a treatment for lowtax syndrome if society wants to keep this social media thing going

horrified to learn my aim is way better after 2 drinks

YO SAME. i imported a ton in january without really doing the math on how fast i go through it so i'm rolling every last drop out of each tube and thinking really hard about if i'm spending a real amount of time in sunlight each day or not...

it's happening again folks, everyone draw up your syringe of delusion as we contemplate the splendor of possibility and the joy inherent in schrödinger's box while it's unopened

I burst into tears at this.

Even after 5 1/2 years with it, positive scientific confirmation of what I knew - this is real, I’m not imagining it, it’s not ageing, it’s not depression or anxiety, it’s that my brain *does not function properly* - means so much.

And a big step towards treatment too.

new maths module and roland's first analog drum machine in 40 years on the same day, the extrema of synthesists are swooning

Frosty Faustings 2026 babyyyyyy

looking forward to freezing my ass off every time i have to leave the hotel

a kitten passed out on me at dinner last night and this morning i woke up at peace

naturally i ruined this by checking the news

marxist authors are singularly goofy they’ll write two commies hate fucking in the middle of a novel and use “private property” as a safe word

truly remarkable how the nature of the news cycle makes mondays depressing even for our friends without 9-5s, a+ world we’ve built

marxist authors are singularly goofy they’ll write two commies hate fucking in the middle of a novel and use “private property” as a safe word

really wish i could tell the difference between getting stared at because someone is a bigot and stare at because 6 foot tall woman wearing all black

it’s a very fun read! come for the snarky sword lesbo, stay for the toxic yuri

i love having short friends they’ll make a huge deal out of mundane shit like “being able to see the top of the fridge unassisted” and you’ll briefly feel cool

i had to check i was like "surely this is just a Big Truck driving by"

earthquake happens -> determine you're not going to die -> immediately post about earthquake

someone called me tia/auntie last night

one day you graduate college and the next you're the oldest woman in the queer gamer discord call this is so fucked up