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Everybody Loves Chris
@lyfewitchris.bsky.social
Just a fine ass chubby man living on this floating blue rock.
ATL📍
SW: 8070 9714 0430
https://www.instagram.com/p.e.t.t.y.r.i.l.e.y/
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Before y'all get to adding me, just know that I'm...
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Also, the words are:

POSITIVE/UNDETECTABLE or NEGATIVE.

NOT “clean” or “unclean/dirty.”

Thank you. 🤗
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December 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Get up y'all it's Friday...
December 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Night owl
1. Are you an early bird or a night owl?
December 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Jamal Roberts did his thang... #theboyisminetour
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This cold weather coupled with steady rain whilst working got me feeling some kinda way...

I just need my bed and a big ole hairy booty to smother me!!!
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I think a Yugioh marathon is in my future...
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The way I'm at work just struggling....
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November 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Welcome to Derry is soooo fuckin good!!!
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November 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I really need a hug! Like real bad
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Sometimes I love the innanet. Watching Reels this morning and this Charlie Kirk supporter was all up in this old man’s face.

👨🏼: I love Charlie Kirk!

👨🏼‍🦳: Well dig him up and fuck him in the neck hole!

🤭🤣😭
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October 31, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Happy Spooky Day!!!
October 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What movie do you consider perfect?
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Somebody come pick me up off this damn floor!!!!
October 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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We made the FINALS! 🔥 I need your support to win:

1️⃣ Comment my number on the official post (20%) “298”

2️⃣ Vote DAILY on Procosplay’s site (20%)

3️⃣ Share support posts (20%) This is shared on IG.

4️⃣ Judges vote (20%)

Voting ends 9/30—let’s bring it home! 🏆

Links are provided in the comments.
September 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
quote this with your reaction to gettin left behind during the rapture
September 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'm in here WEAK!!!
September 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
If you're seeing this, drop an old pic you still love
September 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I can't wait to hear that sultry voice!!!
September 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I've loved this lady since I first saw her in "Death Becomes Her"!!
September 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
September 18, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Living Single
Scandal
Married with Children
Martin
Mama's Family
The Closer
X Files
Cold Case
CHARMED!!!
10. Give me your favorite TV shows of all time, any genre.
September 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Living Single!
1. What is your comfort TV show?
September 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
When they start inserting musical episodes!!
12. What is a red flag in a TV show that tells you it is about to go downhill?
September 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM