Amir Satvat made my grumpy, pessimistic heart grow three sizes last year and I crave more of that.

It only took 34 years but I finally finished A Link to the Past.

I honestly wasn't expecting them to use the "We even have a soldier on the moon" lie from old Nazi propaganda.

RFK Jr's brain worm: you're hard to find
Listeria: not hard enough it seems.
RFK Jr's brain worm: I'm assembling a crew.
Yersinia: just like old times, eh?
Avian flu: who's the kid?
RFK Jr's brain worm: oh, yeah. Somehow JD Vance semen got into our raw milk.
Lil JD: I'm a polwice man!

This weird, wormy creature may help scientists get to the bottom of an enduring mystery in evolution: Where did the anus come from? @science.org and science in this edition of #ScienceAdviser:

Samus, reflecting after killing another version of herself for another ancient long dead alien race, "I don't even recognize that spritely girl anymore!"

From one Mr. Man to another, hello!

Found it?

Meet Kelsier!

Every year on my birthday I do a one-shot DnD session with friends. I made a character named Squawk who had a very tragic backstory, and my brother got me a cake depicting the orphanage fire that I survived.