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Lynk
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Formerly @Lynk on Twitter. Bearded accordionist, cartoonist, satirist. https://lynk.wtf/
I feel like this last Game Awards did less of the neat, super positive coverage for things like Accessibility or other neat things that tug on the ol' heart strings. They should have showcased Child's Play or maybe celebrate studios that unionize.
December 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It only took 34 years but I finally finished A Link to the Past.
December 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
We need to Skyrim these pedophilic stormcloaks.
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I've got an extra Steam key for Atomic Heart. Tell me your favorite video game sound effect and it's yours.
October 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If you get raptured today, I'm going to go through your phone.
September 23, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I should have "Build 1:1 Johnny Five replicas in my garage" money and time by now.
September 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Anyone with a normal brain hadn't heard of Charlie Kirk until yesterday.
September 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
🔥🇺🇸 Burning flags is cool af if you don't do it you are a huge wet dork 🇺🇸🔥
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
For those of you who aren't deep into the comics, Boravia is a nickname for Isreal.
August 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Reposted by Lynk
It is an extraordinary loss of intellectual expertise that the American people invested millions in developing

Every scientist who earns a graduate degree in the US is the product of an investment by the public

This is like setting money on fire
July 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Everything is really bad and terrible and no good but at least there's Weird Al. Thank you for doing the heavy lifting.
July 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Reposted by Lynk
You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. (AP) - Ferrero Group, maker of Nutella, agrees to buy breakfast cereal maker WK Kellogg for about $3.1 billion.

$KLG
July 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Reposted by Lynk
groimes me robit iis quooting heetlah
July 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Andor is so on the nose except nobody on the right is even close to being as attractive as Denise Gough.
June 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I honestly wasn't expecting them to use the "We even have a soldier on the moon" lie from old Nazi propaganda.
June 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Mario Kart World is great but I wish it had a little jukebox style notification that would pop up to say the track name and original game the arrangement is from, and let you listen to the tracks.
June 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
RFK Jr's brain worm: you're hard to find
Listeria: not hard enough it seems.
RFK Jr's brain worm: I'm assembling a crew.
Yersinia: just like old times, eh?
Avian flu: who's the kid?
RFK Jr's brain worm: oh, yeah. Somehow JD Vance semen got into our raw milk.
Lil JD: I'm a polwice man!
May 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Reposted by Lynk
College Kid: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck

Jordan Peterson: define woodchuck

CK: small mammal

Jordan Peterson: so right there you’re denying the existence of fish

CK: no im asking how much wood-

JP: Listen to me! You’re speaking in abstractions, if there is no tree how is there wood?!
May 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Reposted by Lynk
Conservative guys love to say that guys in the 60s and 70s were alphas but every album has a song where a guy is telling his ex’s new boyfriend he’d better be nice to her.
May 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
AI is just dick pills for doing stuff you weren't good at. Which is also basically what dick pills are.
May 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Reposted by Lynk
Most viable career paths right now:
-Police goon
-Tech fraudster
-Health care crank
-Regime propagandist
-Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)
March 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Reposted by Lynk
three million years ago somebody picked up a rock because it looked like a little face and held onto it

This is older than any god this is who we truly are
one of my favorite archaeology terms is "manuport" which just means a thing (rock, animal, stick, etc) that's in a weird place because a prehistoric human picked it up and carried it there. this one is estimated to be 3 million years old
May 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Reposted by Lynk
A little demoralizing to learn that every piece of media for decades has explained to us the horrors and idiocy of the torment nexus was completely lost on idiots that don’t have a lick of media literacy or a comprehension of higher thought.

Extra demoralizing that these people are in power.
May 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This weird, wormy creature may help scientists get to the bottom of an enduring mystery in evolution: Where did the anus come from? @science.org and science in this edition of #ScienceAdviser:
April 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM