Lynley
@lynley.bsky.social
Eh. Accountant, geek and too old for a lot of this sh*t. Here’s a picture of my dog.
Ah Joburg Water, seems like planning and contingency planning are beyond you.
December 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Ah Joburg Water, seems like planning and contingency planning are beyond you.
Ah man the wish fulfilment in the second trick to see a millionaire get his comeuppance is so great. I fact this film is so much better than I remember. Only 12 years old and still original and imaginative.
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Ah man the wish fulfilment in the second trick to see a millionaire get his comeuppance is so great. I fact this film is so much better than I remember. Only 12 years old and still original and imaginative.
This is surprisingly good. Kevin James has done a couple of action films and they’ve not been bad but this is far less comedic and more straight 90s action. Also Christina Ricci is doing some insane fighting in this
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 AM
This is surprisingly good. Kevin James has done a couple of action films and they’ve not been bad but this is far less comedic and more straight 90s action. Also Christina Ricci is doing some insane fighting in this
This was much better than the One Shot films. Fight scenes were short and sharp, but damn good
December 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This was much better than the One Shot films. Fight scenes were short and sharp, but damn good
Woolworths (South Africa) has fucking lost their minds. That’s a cheese cake for R437,50/kg. To put that into perspective min wage is R28,79/hr or 15 hours labour. And yes I know a person earning that won’t buy this, but it is indicative of the insane income gaps here, cause people will buy this.
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Woolworths (South Africa) has fucking lost their minds. That’s a cheese cake for R437,50/kg. To put that into perspective min wage is R28,79/hr or 15 hours labour. And yes I know a person earning that won’t buy this, but it is indicative of the insane income gaps here, cause people will buy this.
Oh my god. Three days of sunshine forecast!
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Oh my god. Three days of sunshine forecast!
It’s another overcast day in Joburg so we’re sleeping like the dead
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 AM
It’s another overcast day in Joburg so we’re sleeping like the dead
Oh god the LinkedIn Lunatics have discovered Vime’s Boots Theory
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Oh god the LinkedIn Lunatics have discovered Vime’s Boots Theory
Michael Jai White really should be in an major films. Man is a great fighter and has charisma pouring out of every pore
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Michael Jai White really should be in an major films. Man is a great fighter and has charisma pouring out of every pore
HTF do we report misinformation? Will it even make a difference
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
HTF do we report misinformation? Will it even make a difference
By no means a good movie. But dumb fun and we need more dumb fun movies. Alan Richson is a pretty good comedic actor. And dare I say it Kevin James is pretty good too.
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
By no means a good movie. But dumb fun and we need more dumb fun movies. Alan Richson is a pretty good comedic actor. And dare I say it Kevin James is pretty good too.
This is the Sandton city cinema. At 19:30 on a Saturday. Never ever seen the cinemas this empty
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This is the Sandton city cinema. At 19:30 on a Saturday. Never ever seen the cinemas this empty
Guys! It’s a big box like we used to get back in the day 😍
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Guys! It’s a big box like we used to get back in the day 😍
Joburg road closures for the G20. For once I wish and event was held in Cape Town.
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Joburg road closures for the G20. For once I wish and event was held in Cape Town.
Sometimes you just have too sit in the sun and enjoy the afternoon
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Sometimes you just have too sit in the sun and enjoy the afternoon
This cat lying there like she owns the place
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This cat lying there like she owns the place
So the president who ended 8 wars wants to start two on two different continents? Even Bush 2 is thinking, “well that’s dumb”
November 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
So the president who ended 8 wars wants to start two on two different continents? Even Bush 2 is thinking, “well that’s dumb”
All those Indians carrying the MAGA water take note. They will come for you
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
All those Indians carrying the MAGA water take note. They will come for you
Ok so I was too early with this post.
October 28, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Ok so I was too early with this post.
Wait so the game is need in a draw? Thought American sports did not believe in draws
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Wait so the game is need in a draw? Thought American sports did not believe in draws
Plexamp has stupid AI shit baked in. Why?
October 24, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Plexamp has stupid AI shit baked in. Why?
Gonna be WFH more often because company operates hybrid, but cause I love close I go on 5 days. And also I need a break from people. So picked this up because who wants to constantly plug and unplug cables. Not the latest versio but after. 37% discount it’s almost half the price of the new one
October 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Gonna be WFH more often because company operates hybrid, but cause I love close I go on 5 days. And also I need a break from people. So picked this up because who wants to constantly plug and unplug cables. Not the latest versio but after. 37% discount it’s almost half the price of the new one
It’s not like there are animal beds in almost every room, a big bed that sometimes people get to use or comfy couches in this house.
October 20, 2025 at 7:13 AM
It’s not like there are animal beds in almost every room, a big bed that sometimes people get to use or comfy couches in this house.
Just paid a hellishly high amount for this (100euros is a lot when converted to ZAR) but have been hemming and hawing over buying this edition since they announced it. Gonna cost me a bit more to ship, but worth it
October 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Just paid a hellishly high amount for this (100euros is a lot when converted to ZAR) but have been hemming and hawing over buying this edition since they announced it. Gonna cost me a bit more to ship, but worth it
This silly dog hurt his ear by flapping and scratching. He now has an antenna because the vet had to drain fluid from it.
October 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This silly dog hurt his ear by flapping and scratching. He now has an antenna because the vet had to drain fluid from it.