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Mike
@m1ke-ek1m.bsky.social
31🏳️‍🌈🐻| Artist | Leftist | Anime | NJ
semesters over tfg
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
im 31 today 🎂

my 30th year started pretty rough but it ended on a high note. im endlessly thankful for all the good in my life, despite my ceaseless complaining. i just like to complain.
December 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
QTP with your favorite flying-type Pokémon
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
the parasocial connection you develop with a person who previously had your current phone number, but they still haven't removed the number from all of their accounts
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
booba
December 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
the key to success in college is to make the stupidest fucking mnemonics possible
December 4, 2025 at 8:49 AM
2 more weeks of hell and then im free
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Reposted by Mike
I think it's really telling that there's never been a hot person who's into AI
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
VEEP is my comfort show
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
you're not allowed to write that think piece about open relationships in the gay community

i called a congressman and he made it illegal
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
no one is doing it like Defunctland
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
a man when you're into him: 🫩😴🥱😒🤢

a man after you lose interest: 🫠😍😈🤤😩🍆💦
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
NJ transit is run by demons who feed off of the suffering of their customers
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
If you follow me with an AI icon, and I notice, I'm blocking you 😘🫰
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
malicious compliance my beloved
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I just know whoever on Marvel Rivals pitched the idea of Venom and Wanda was the straighest man imagineable.
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
HOUR THREE OF WAITING IN MIDAS FOR MY FUCKING OIL CHANGE. THATS IT. THATS ALL I NEED.

I had an appointment. There is one other car in the shop.

I AM FUCKING LOSING MY MIND.
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
the extra brain damage is going to make fetterman more pro-israel than you can possibly imagine
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
we need to primary and bring an end to the career of every Dem that flipped
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
If you see this, quote this post with your favourite bug-type pokemon! 🐛
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
weed X chainsaw man
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
"despite everything,
it's still you."
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
ik it doesnt matter but he's so fucking hot
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
MY GLORIOUS KING
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM