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I'm a simple cow, living a simple life,
But sometimes I feel exploited
But sometimes I feel exploited
what if we were two pikelets in a pan and we kissed 🫣 and also both the pikelets are boys
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
what if we were two pikelets in a pan and we kissed 🫣 and also both the pikelets are boys
its christmastime, baby!!! u know what that means... unsettling animatronic nativity scene time
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
its christmastime, baby!!! u know what that means... unsettling animatronic nativity scene time
its once again muumuu season and i am once again getting offended by people trying to avoid me in public before realising that they think I'm gonna try and give them literature
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
its once again muumuu season and i am once again getting offended by people trying to avoid me in public before realising that they think I'm gonna try and give them literature
bunch of ppl just saw me ignore a charity mugger, look over my shoulder and realise he was selling firefighter calendars, and involuntarily do this meme
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
bunch of ppl just saw me ignore a charity mugger, look over my shoulder and realise he was selling firefighter calendars, and involuntarily do this meme
thought i saw my ex in the persian grocer :/
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
thought i saw my ex in the persian grocer :/
i could spend all day watching him eat watermelon but then he would shit himself to death
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 AM
i could spend all day watching him eat watermelon but then he would shit himself to death
i think about this scene whenever my brain is bad and I'm thinking of too many poasts
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
i think about this scene whenever my brain is bad and I'm thinking of too many poasts
if theres one thing he loves, its putting himself on a shelf
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
if theres one thing he loves, its putting himself on a shelf
cute fluffy men will get yoinked
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
cute fluffy men will get yoinked
him: u better not be cunty david hasselhoff when i get there
me:
me:
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
him: u better not be cunty david hasselhoff when i get there
me:
me:
i still cant get over that i can just pick him up and cuddle him pretty much whenever i want now
October 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
i still cant get over that i can just pick him up and cuddle him pretty much whenever i want now
if i dont eat eggs benny at least once a week during asparagus season i get jittery
October 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
if i dont eat eggs benny at least once a week during asparagus season i get jittery
if you care about the answer to this question and haven't just arrived in a time machine from 2015, then you should be locked up for your own safety and that of those around you.
October 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
if you care about the answer to this question and haven't just arrived in a time machine from 2015, then you should be locked up for your own safety and that of those around you.
"i dont want my students to scratch my hands any more" *finger curls on the monkeys paw*
October 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
"i dont want my students to scratch my hands any more" *finger curls on the monkeys paw*
today's loud shirt day, but when your regular wardrobe looks like this u gotta step it up
October 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
today's loud shirt day, but when your regular wardrobe looks like this u gotta step it up
turf war between mt druitt and doonside has extended all the way to ryde. prepare yourselves
October 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
turf war between mt druitt and doonside has extended all the way to ryde. prepare yourselves
first jacaranda blossom of the season. no more cold nights :)
October 7, 2025 at 8:06 AM
first jacaranda blossom of the season. no more cold nights :)
brute forcing mental health
October 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
brute forcing mental health
good news for the rat man, bad news for the pie crusts sitting in my freezer
October 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
good news for the rat man, bad news for the pie crusts sitting in my freezer
www.theboywhobakes.co.uk/recipes/2020... the cookies are from here, the crackers are made up by me
October 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
www.theboywhobakes.co.uk/recipes/2020... the cookies are from here, the crackers are made up by me