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lavr
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I'm a simple cow, living a simple life,
But sometimes I feel exploited
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This world makes me sick to my stomach. Oh well! Anyways,
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i dont get travel sick i get sitting in the back of a sedan with air fresheners sick
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
the venn diagram of "is a top" and "knows how to behave like a normal human" is two circles on opposite sides of the room
December 3, 2025 at 8:33 AM
happy IDPWD call your local member and tell them not to robodebt us.
December 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Guy who’s stuck in tar: (feeling the tar) hmm . good tar today
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
nothing brightens my day like seeing benny feldman has a new bit hes workshopping
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 AM
what if we were two pikelets in a pan and we kissed 🫣 and also both the pikelets are boys
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
it's been like 5 years since i wore a bikini but i just checked and i still look incredibly hot and sexy in a bikini if anyone cares
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
its christmastime, baby!!! u know what that means... unsettling animatronic nativity scene time
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
forgot i was mentally ill for a second and stopped supervising my thoughts and feelings, nearly spent 3 days camping and paddling canoes with an injured back just to prove a point to a man who once told me "my only two emotions are stoned and sober"
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
god imagine if climate activists could like, organise protests without being disorganised rude shitheads about it
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
putting ham with any cheese other than swiss is a waste of ham and cheese.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
its once again muumuu season and i am once again getting offended by people trying to avoid me in public before realising that they think I'm gonna try and give them literature
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
i dont think theres a single power cable in my home that doesnt have at least one rabbit bite on it
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Orson Welles is so cool
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
if u use tea tree oil for skincare then ur bathroom bin becomes an air freshener
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
live too far west to get chargrill charlies but not west enough to get polynesian food sydney is a fucking joke
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
bunch of ppl just saw me ignore a charity mugger, look over my shoulder and realise he was selling firefighter calendars, and involuntarily do this meme
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
home cooking is fun cause sometimes youll be craving like, 6 of something but your only option is to make 40 of them
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
thought i saw my ex in the persian grocer :/
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
cross stitch is so cool its like, what if doing pixel art gave you tennis elbow
November 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
yesterday at work a kid spewed all over themselves and i had to shower them and clean it all up so today i am allowed to do whatever i want
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM