Eric Hirsch
@ehirsch.bsky.social
Future former idiot
Father, basketball enjoyer, music lover, long walk taker
Musician, photographer, post production sound guy
Mostly just saying dumb stuff for mild chuckles
If it seems like I’m trying to argue, I said it wrong
Father, basketball enjoyer, music lover, long walk taker
Musician, photographer, post production sound guy
Mostly just saying dumb stuff for mild chuckles
If it seems like I’m trying to argue, I said it wrong
Pinned
Eric Hirsch
@ehirsch.bsky.social
· Aug 9
Male tiger + female lion = tigon
Male lion + female tiger = liger
Male zebra + female donkey = zonkey
Male donkey + female zebra = Debra
Male lion + female tiger = liger
Male zebra + female donkey = zonkey
Male donkey + female zebra = Debra
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they say the malevolent spirit of stooky bill haunts each and every TV broadcast ever made. that's why the last 100 years have been Like This
Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television
Television is 100 years old today! 🎉
January 26, 2026 at 2:26 PM
they say the malevolent spirit of stooky bill haunts each and every TV broadcast ever made. that's why the last 100 years have been Like This
I Have No Jar Jar, and I Must Binks
January 26, 2026 at 6:45 AM
I Have No Jar Jar, and I Must Binks
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“For the love of god Montressor, why?” You’re not just asking the right questions — you’re investing in new paradigms of fear. And that enthusiasm as you scream? Love it. If you want me to free you from the clammy recesses of the tomb say the word and I’ll add an item to the calendar in 50 years.
January 26, 2026 at 6:25 AM
“For the love of god Montressor, why?” You’re not just asking the right questions — you’re investing in new paradigms of fear. And that enthusiasm as you scream? Love it. If you want me to free you from the clammy recesses of the tomb say the word and I’ll add an item to the calendar in 50 years.
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mods are asleep post Snatched Captain America
January 26, 2026 at 5:53 AM
mods are asleep post Snatched Captain America
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Guys who carry too many folding chairs at once cleaning up after an event are not necessarily gonna save the world but they are gonna put away a lot of folding chairs
January 26, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Guys who carry too many folding chairs at once cleaning up after an event are not necessarily gonna save the world but they are gonna put away a lot of folding chairs
[Guy about to lose a rap battle voice]
Yeah, uh, turn the beat up,
I do my math on an abacus
Gluteus maximus
Uh, you‘re so alacritous
uh
Yeah, uh, turn the beat up,
I do my math on an abacus
Gluteus maximus
Uh, you‘re so alacritous
uh
NY Post editorial board: "The alacritous and misleading rhetoric coming out of the administration needs to stop ... DHS Secretary Kristi Noem should also take a break from her self-promoting and combative TV hits."
nypost.com/2026/01/25/o...
nypost.com/2026/01/25/o...
What Trump’s next move needs to be in Minneapolis
It’s time to de-escalate in Minneapolis, Mr. President.
nypost.com
January 26, 2026 at 4:06 AM
[Guy about to lose a rap battle voice]
Yeah, uh, turn the beat up,
I do my math on an abacus
Gluteus maximus
Uh, you‘re so alacritous
uh
Yeah, uh, turn the beat up,
I do my math on an abacus
Gluteus maximus
Uh, you‘re so alacritous
uh
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this is one of those “Cleopatra lived closer to the time of the moon landing than that of the pyramids” facts that is true but feels wrong
it is fuckin wild that Sam Darnold is the first USC quarterback to start in the Super Bowl
January 26, 2026 at 3:12 AM
this is one of those “Cleopatra lived closer to the time of the moon landing than that of the pyramids” facts that is true but feels wrong
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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lmao, everyone in the building trying to balance not ruining the moment of silence with the desire to be the first to yell “Fuck Ice!”
January 25, 2026 at 10:42 PM
lmao, everyone in the building trying to balance not ruining the moment of silence with the desire to be the first to yell “Fuck Ice!”
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Secretary Noem has forfeited her right to lead. I’m calling on her to resign.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
January 25, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Secretary Noem has forfeited her right to lead. I’m calling on her to resign.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
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I wondered why the imperial boomerang was getting bigger…
and then it hit me
and then it hit me
January 25, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I wondered why the imperial boomerang was getting bigger…
and then it hit me
and then it hit me
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attn: everyone asking why athletes aren’t speaking out on Minneapolis, please meet two-time MVP, three-time world champion, three-time Olympic gold medalist Breanna Mackenzie Stewart.
January 25, 2026 at 6:57 PM
attn: everyone asking why athletes aren’t speaking out on Minneapolis, please meet two-time MVP, three-time world champion, three-time Olympic gold medalist Breanna Mackenzie Stewart.
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1. Wasn’t at a protest
2. Was disarmed when they shot him while he was face down
3. New gun rights rule: the second amendment is when conservatives can carry guns everywhere, but if anyone else has a gun we can kill him on sight
bsky.app/profile/atru...
2. Was disarmed when they shot him while he was face down
3. New gun rights rule: the second amendment is when conservatives can carry guns everywhere, but if anyone else has a gun we can kill him on sight
bsky.app/profile/atru...
KARL: He was an ICU use who worked for the VA and there's no evidence he brandished the gun whatsoever
BESSENT: But he brought a gun
KARL: I mean, we do have a Second Amendment
BESSENT: I've been to a protest -- guess what? I didn't bring a gun. I brought a billboard
BESSENT: But he brought a gun
KARL: I mean, we do have a Second Amendment
BESSENT: I've been to a protest -- guess what? I didn't bring a gun. I brought a billboard
January 25, 2026 at 5:15 PM
1. Wasn’t at a protest
2. Was disarmed when they shot him while he was face down
3. New gun rights rule: the second amendment is when conservatives can carry guns everywhere, but if anyone else has a gun we can kill him on sight
bsky.app/profile/atru...
2. Was disarmed when they shot him while he was face down
3. New gun rights rule: the second amendment is when conservatives can carry guns everywhere, but if anyone else has a gun we can kill him on sight
bsky.app/profile/atru...
Watching Zohran I’m constantly reminded of how “the mayor” is a way to lovingly refer to a person who is liked and deeply familiar with the ins and outs of a place, like how being the mayor of your local bar on foursquare was unequivocally good, or how @joshuajfriedman.com is “the mayor of Bluesky“
We're getting a snowstorm tomorrow. But New York City is prepared.
January 25, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Watching Zohran I’m constantly reminded of how “the mayor” is a way to lovingly refer to a person who is liked and deeply familiar with the ins and outs of a place, like how being the mayor of your local bar on foursquare was unequivocally good, or how @joshuajfriedman.com is “the mayor of Bluesky“
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Incel Bob Dylan: M'lay M'lady M'lay
January 25, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Incel Bob Dylan: M'lay M'lady M'lay
Oh shit I just realized I forgot to bring the alcoholic who’s working as groundskeeper for my hotel inside before it started snowing
January 25, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Oh shit I just realized I forgot to bring the alcoholic who’s working as groundskeeper for my hotel inside before it started snowing
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I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
I literally forgot this guy existed for a little while
The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.
January 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I literally forgot this guy existed for a little while
South Orange, NJ - 11:51 AM
January 25, 2026 at 5:13 PM
South Orange, NJ - 11:51 AM
great line about Comrade Kristol
I haven’t been this excited to have a conservative on my team since the bloody sock
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 PM
great line about Comrade Kristol
Seth Moulton is…good now?
January 25, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Seth Moulton is…good now?
🌝Scrolls a lot: more than 5 hours yesterday
January 25, 2026 at 3:04 PM
🌝Scrolls a lot: more than 5 hours yesterday
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My assignment for Winona Nelson's SmArtschool class: Choose a favorite book and illustrate a cover for it.
I picked "The Song of Achilles" by Madeline Miller, and my goal was to capture a similar bittersweet tone as the novel has.
I picked "The Song of Achilles" by Madeline Miller, and my goal was to capture a similar bittersweet tone as the novel has.
January 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
My assignment for Winona Nelson's SmArtschool class: Choose a favorite book and illustrate a cover for it.
I picked "The Song of Achilles" by Madeline Miller, and my goal was to capture a similar bittersweet tone as the novel has.
I picked "The Song of Achilles" by Madeline Miller, and my goal was to capture a similar bittersweet tone as the novel has.
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Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position,
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
January 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position,
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.