Eric Hirsch
@ehirsch.bsky.social
Future former idiot
Father, basketball enjoyer, music lover, long walk taker
Musician, photographer, post production sound guy
Mostly just saying dumb stuff for mild chuckles
If it seems like I’m trying to argue, I said it wrong
Father, basketball enjoyer, music lover, long walk taker
Musician, photographer, post production sound guy
Mostly just saying dumb stuff for mild chuckles
If it seems like I’m trying to argue, I said it wrong
Pinned
Eric Hirsch
@ehirsch.bsky.social
· Aug 9
Male tiger + female lion = tigon
Male lion + female tiger = liger
Male zebra + female donkey = zonkey
Male donkey + female zebra = Debra
Male lion + female tiger = liger
Male zebra + female donkey = zonkey
Male donkey + female zebra = Debra
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Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position,
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
January 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position,
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
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we have won the horse girls. repeat: we have won the horse girls
Just logged on to IG and saw this, they’ve radicalized the equestrians
January 25, 2026 at 3:45 AM
we have won the horse girls. repeat: we have won the horse girls
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The past few days have confirmed for me something I’ve long believed: the American political system is terminally fucked, but the American people are not.
Most Americans want to live in a democracy in which everyone has a decent life—the fascists in this regime represent a dying minority.
Most Americans want to live in a democracy in which everyone has a decent life—the fascists in this regime represent a dying minority.
January 25, 2026 at 4:52 AM
The past few days have confirmed for me something I’ve long believed: the American political system is terminally fucked, but the American people are not.
Most Americans want to live in a democracy in which everyone has a decent life—the fascists in this regime represent a dying minority.
Most Americans want to live in a democracy in which everyone has a decent life—the fascists in this regime represent a dying minority.
Is this in any way an inaccurate or hyperbolic way to describe what they’re saying?
We have taken your city hostage and will continue killing hostages until you comply with our demands
January 25, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Is this in any way an inaccurate or hyperbolic way to describe what they’re saying?
This is George W Bush’s Wario
January 25, 2026 at 3:12 AM
This is George W Bush’s Wario
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so you’re a low-level agent of a state apparatus responsible for a high-profile incident of unjustifiable violence. never fear: your boss is a capricious layabout whose defining characteristic, aside from disloyalty, is his annoyance at anything that distracts him from looking at a hole in his lawn
January 25, 2026 at 1:59 AM
so you’re a low-level agent of a state apparatus responsible for a high-profile incident of unjustifiable violence. never fear: your boss is a capricious layabout whose defining characteristic, aside from disloyalty, is his annoyance at anything that distracts him from looking at a hole in his lawn
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Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to enroll in ICE.
January 25, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to enroll in ICE.
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Beyond the obvious need for tribunals for the crimes Noem and others have committed and enabled, bringing shame back seems fundamental to the enterprise of rebuilding this country. No society can survive without a general understanding that this kind of shameless lying is unacceptable.
Noem lies shamelessly: "An individual approached order Patrol officers with a 9mm semi-automatic gun. The officers attempted to disarm this individual, but the armed suspect reacted violently. This looks like a situation where an individual arrived to inflict maximum damage and kill law enforcement"
January 24, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Beyond the obvious need for tribunals for the crimes Noem and others have committed and enabled, bringing shame back seems fundamental to the enterprise of rebuilding this country. No society can survive without a general understanding that this kind of shameless lying is unacceptable.
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We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
Starting to think about ”The United States” as one of those bitterly ironic nicknames, like when a huge guy is called “Tiny”
January 24, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Starting to think about ”The United States” as one of those bitterly ironic nicknames, like when a huge guy is called “Tiny”
Omelas but the kid in the hole is JD Vance
January 24, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Omelas but the kid in the hole is JD Vance
Good for Mr. Schwesnedl. What I don’t understand is do CNN producers not see their number one anchor, prime talent, looking like a petulant bootlicker? Is it not visible to them? Do they think he comes off well here?
Concentration Camp: a prison or other facility used for the internment of political prisoners or politically targeted demographics, such as members of national or ethnic minority groups, on the grounds of national security, or for exploitation or punishment.
CNN’s Jake Tapper cuts off bookstore owner after clash over ‘concentration camps’ remark
YouTube video by Erik De La Garza
www.youtube.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Good for Mr. Schwesnedl. What I don’t understand is do CNN producers not see their number one anchor, prime talent, looking like a petulant bootlicker? Is it not visible to them? Do they think he comes off well here?
Dookie Fridays With Tony Whiskoupil
January 24, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Dookie Fridays With Tony Whiskoupil
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I promise you: It’s worth reading to the end of the second screengrab in the second post in this thread for a pretty succinct summary of… everything.
Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure
The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.
www.startribune.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I promise you: It’s worth reading to the end of the second screengrab in the second post in this thread for a pretty succinct summary of… everything.
Nominating Sadiq Bey for most underrated player currently in the league
January 24, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Nominating Sadiq Bey for most underrated player currently in the league
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rc cola stands for roku city cola
January 24, 2026 at 3:12 AM
rc cola stands for roku city cola
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imagine seeing these ICE protests today and you as a potential governor or senator or national democratic candidate didn't push babies out of the way to get to the front of the march
yall really bad at retail politics and seizing the moment huh
yall really bad at retail politics and seizing the moment huh
January 24, 2026 at 1:00 AM
imagine seeing these ICE protests today and you as a potential governor or senator or national democratic candidate didn't push babies out of the way to get to the front of the march
yall really bad at retail politics and seizing the moment huh
yall really bad at retail politics and seizing the moment huh
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I didn’t think I could respect the whole thing less but in the last five years it’s gone from being about power and the exercise of it to crying that people don’t like you when you exercise power to hurt them and it just feels like middle school. It’s like they’re aging backwards.
January 24, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I didn’t think I could respect the whole thing less but in the last five years it’s gone from being about power and the exercise of it to crying that people don’t like you when you exercise power to hurt them and it just feels like middle school. It’s like they’re aging backwards.
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What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
October 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
I feel like we have enough going on at the moment but I’m thinking about this administration’s attitude towards FEMA and general competence and getting Frozen Katrina vibes; stay safe everyone
January 23, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I feel like we have enough going on at the moment but I’m thinking about this administration’s attitude towards FEMA and general competence and getting Frozen Katrina vibes; stay safe everyone
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Woke 2-ah
January 23, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Woke 2-ah
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on February 20th, take a trip to the only place where the law means less than it does in present day America
January 23, 2026 at 4:50 PM
on February 20th, take a trip to the only place where the law means less than it does in present day America
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They know their audience has an insatiable appetite for seeing black women humiliated for exceeding their station, so when it didn’t happen they used AI to complete the fantasy bsky.app/profile/nyti...
The White House posted a digitally altered image showing a demonstrator involved in interrupting a church service in Minnesota last weekend crying as she was arrested on Thursday.
A previous version of the image, also posted by an official government account, showed her looking forward calmly.
A previous version of the image, also posted by an official government account, showed her looking forward calmly.
White House Posts Altered Photo Showing Arrested Minnesota Protester Crying
The New York Times ran the image posted by Kristi Noem, the homeland security secretary, as well as the one posted by the White House through an A.I. detection system. It concluded that the White House’s version showed signs of manipulation.
nyti.ms
January 23, 2026 at 1:33 PM
They know their audience has an insatiable appetite for seeing black women humiliated for exceeding their station, so when it didn’t happen they used AI to complete the fantasy bsky.app/profile/nyti...
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Today is the 11th anniversary of the release of MORTDECAI
Share your memories of Mort using the hashtag #MortMemories
Share your memories of Mort using the hashtag #MortMemories
January 23, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Today is the 11th anniversary of the release of MORTDECAI
Share your memories of Mort using the hashtag #MortMemories
Share your memories of Mort using the hashtag #MortMemories