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Eric Hirsch
@ehirsch.bsky.social
Future former idiot
Father, basketball enjoyer, music lover, long walk taker
Musician, photographer, post production sound guy
Mostly just saying dumb stuff for mild chuckles
If it seems like I’m trying to argue, I said it wrong
Pinned
Male tiger + female lion = tigon
Male lion + female tiger = liger
Male zebra + female donkey = zonkey
Male donkey + female zebra = Debra
I find it kind of a bummer that two of the politicians with the most uncut, correct, no bullshit stance on ICE/Miller/DHS are running for the same Senate seat, while New York has two squishes who will only do the bare minimum reluctantly
January 27, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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Me (looking at ropes everywhere in the rigging of a ship around me attached to harpoons):

the prophecy says hemp will be my end. Clearly, that means a gallows! I will live forever! 🐋
January 27, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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“Breaking news: Renowned composer Philip Glass…”
*Oh no…*
“…withdraws from Kennedy Center.”
*Fuck yeah*
January 27, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Ok Alex listen I’m gonna need you to give me a little space here
January 27, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Feels like you never hear much about naugahyde anymore
January 27, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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Okay I think I've mapped out ICE politics as of Monday night
January 27, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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Rest now, brother. I’ll see you in Smallhalla
January 27, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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cha cha's choo choo, 12th street, albuquerque, new mexico, 1979
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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Trump has cancelled all public appearances tomorrow while he goes to get the Princess Mononoke demon curse on his hands looked at again
January 27, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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Remember, folks: Greg Bovino won't see your jokes about how short he is- because you put them up too high lol
January 27, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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many of you are coming off the top rope for greg bovino, but you really don't need to do that. bottom rope is high enough
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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Shorts fired
January 27, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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To be clear, this is a victory, which was won by ordinary people putting their lives on the line in the streets of Minneapolis while almost all their elected leaders kept quiet or made only muted criticism.
January 27, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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This is the GM firing an assistant coach and hoping that will be the end of the questions, except with fascism.
January 27, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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The killing of Alex Pretti and the grotesque lying was an overreach by the administration. They've paid a price and had to pull back a bit. But it's when there's some disarray that the democratic opposition needs to intensify the offensive, and turn a marginal tactical success into a major victory.
January 26, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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The ankle-length drama-queen Waffen SS greatcoat tailoring industry once again wholly reliant on Steven Spielberg villains for its survival
January 27, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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Eat shit, Greg! Look forward to being mocked for the rest of your life if you don’t end up in prison!
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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I hope conservatives can begin to understand that everyone hates their dumb bullshit
January 26, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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new alex pareene and ta-nehisi coates articles on the same day. the long 2016 finally throws us a bone
January 26, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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[stares directly into the camera]
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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they say the malevolent spirit of stooky bill haunts each and every TV broadcast ever made. that's why the last 100 years have been Like This
Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television
Television is 100 years old today! 🎉
January 26, 2026 at 2:26 PM