Scare-ic Hirsch
@ehirsch.bsky.social
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Future former idiot Father, basketball enjoyer, music lover, long walk taker Musician, photographer, post production sound guy Mostly just saying dumb stuff for mild chuckles If it seems like I’m trying to argue, I said it wrong
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ehirsch.bsky.social
Male tiger + female lion = tigon
Male lion + female tiger = liger
Male zebra + female donkey = zonkey
Male donkey + female zebra = Debra
A tigon A liger A zonkey Debra
ehirsch.bsky.social
And our brains are just constantly flooding with cortisol every time someone sort of rolls through a stop sign and you’re not sure if they‘re actually going to stop, or when someone suddenly turns without signaling, or just runs a light because they didn’t want to wait. It all accrues
ehirsch.bsky.social
To expand on this, I’ve come to the belief that it’s impossible to spend any time driving without taking moderate-to-severe psychic damage from the accumulation of interactions with other drivers that make clear how selfish everyone has become. I *never* feel better after driving.
patrickwyman.bsky.social
Watching antisocial driver behavior in the school drop-off line makes it really clear that the pandemic destroyed whatever few shreds remained of the social compact, just pathological selfishness on display every day
ehirsch.bsky.social
they should make a movie where the pope actually does try to give everything away and Must Be Stopped
joycecaroloates.bsky.social
this would be a powerful & historic message if the Pope volunteered to give away the enormous wealth of the Vatican to the poor in a single grand gesture--but he won't, & so it isn't.
apnews.com
Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer. In his first teaching document Thursday, Leo confirms that he is in perfect lockstep with Pope Francis on matters of social injustice.
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socialistboat.dad
there was a tumblr account once that was just photos of mirrors from Craigslist for sale listings
Photo of a square mirror lying on a bed. In the reflection you can see an arm extended holding a hand taking a picture. It's an evocative image
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iamhectordiaz.com
YES … HA HA HA … YES NETWORK
sickoscommittee.org
When the Yankees get eliminated
Baseball Sickos cartoon
ehirsch.bsky.social
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY (42 is a good age, you’re gonna be great at it)
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jessehawken.bsky.social
Congratulations, you played yourself
Charlie Kirk memorial at the Yankees jumbotron Trump shaking hands with the Yankee players in their locker room
ehirsch.bsky.social
Only real New Yorkers know it’s pronounced “KAY-nal Street”
merriam-webster.com
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Blonde Ambition

B-List bimbo Bondi flaunts her faith like she's the Madonna, but she's on the borderline of total fraud when she says there aren't pics of Trump and Epstein on La Isla Bonita with a girl who looks like a virgin. Release the Epstein material, girl!

by Maureen Dowd
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ryanlcooper.com
if blue state governors and mayors aren't already thinking about the reliability of various police forces nominally under their control, they should start immediately
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mosheroperandi.bsky.social
all of life is screens, and all the screens are now haunted, and somehow we've got to somehow keep a society going on this set of facts.
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kibblesmith.com
I’ve been circling a cursed thought for a while and it’s time to let it out: These guys are Disney Adults for fascism.
realqrampage.fightins.online
LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly
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chadstanton.blacksky.app
“Nobody cares about starving kids in Africa” was the frankly racist line and we are still seeing collective silence around this from elected leaders
ehirsch.bsky.social
Earning a lifetime ban from Australia by refusing to stop pronouncing it “woom-bat”
ehirsch.bsky.social
First tube coming back from commercial and then chalkdust torture going back to commercial!
ehirsch.bsky.social
Phish as bumper music for a MLB playoff game? Is that normal?
ehirsch.bsky.social
It is astounding how many 5 star albums they have! That one rocks