Alan Smithee
@m6i2k6e.bsky.social
Hollywood pixel-pusher and wannabe-paid screenwriter, wanderluster, former/future fruit tree grower, Serie A addict, Krav Maga-er (yes, that’s a word) and snobber of coffee.
“Oh mother, I can feel, the soil falling over my country's head” - Morrissey & Me
“Oh mother, I can feel, the soil falling over my country's head” - Morrissey & Me
history is written by the whiners
December 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
history is written by the whiners
crimes against humanity
December 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
crimes against humanity
crimes against humanity
December 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
crimes against humanity
wait til Paramount owns them
December 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
wait til Paramount owns them
that’s a pretty good analogy but I think heist, rape and murder would be more comparable
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
that’s a pretty good analogy but I think heist, rape and murder would be more comparable
only true patriots disavow their own constitution
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
only true patriots disavow their own constitution
so something that happened 50 years ago is suddenly unforgivable; got it 👍
December 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
so something that happened 50 years ago is suddenly unforgivable; got it 👍
Honest question: what stolen "oil, land and assets" is he referring to? Can anyone point me to a good source for info?
December 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Honest question: what stolen "oil, land and assets" is he referring to? Can anyone point me to a good source for info?
wow, he wanted him to win... REALLY bad. I wonder why? 🤔
December 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
wow, he wanted him to win... REALLY bad. I wonder why? 🤔
reminds me of a movie
a man in a suit says i want the truth in a courtroom
ALT: a man in a suit says i want the truth in a courtroom
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
reminds me of a movie
James Bond if you're listening...
December 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
James Bond if you're listening...
"haven't had enough time"
a woman in a blue and white dress is saying `` oh ok , yeah sure '' .
ALT: a woman in a blue and white dress is saying `` oh ok , yeah sure '' .
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"haven't had enough time"
$600 billion? I don't think he's worth it
December 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
$600 billion? I don't think he's worth it
... also, steaks are getting thicker, your favorite sports teams have been winning more and every mans' penis has gotten bigger...
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
... also, steaks are getting thicker, your favorite sports teams have been winning more and every mans' penis has gotten bigger...
It depends how much Steven Seagal is asking.
December 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
It depends how much Steven Seagal is asking.
this is almost as good as when those two bald eagles got stuck in the storm drain in florida
December 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
this is almost as good as when those two bald eagles got stuck in the storm drain in florida