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Alan Smithee

@m6i2k6e.bsky.social

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Hollywood pixel-pusher and wannabe-paid screenwriter, wanderluster, former/future fruit tree grower, Serie A addict, Krav Maga-er (yes, that’s a word) and snobber of coffee. “Oh mother, I can feel, the soil falling over my country's head” - Morrissey & Me

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Alan Smithee @m6i2k6e.bsky.social · Nov 24

The world has always been thus. We must cultivate our own garden.
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The climate crisis and all the evil in the world drives me to despair

The world will continue to be absurd, but you, with all your passion, can still make your corner of it more bearable

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Alan Smithee @m6i2k6e.bsky.social · 3h

these people either never read the book or didn't understand what the author was saying

Alan Smithee @m6i2k6e.bsky.social · 3h

If only the attendees knew what "The Great Gatsby" was about.

Alan Smithee @m6i2k6e.bsky.social · 3h

“She” is not an “artist”. “She” does not exist.

Alan Smithee @m6i2k6e.bsky.social · 4h

The Great Gatsby?! No, sorry. Too on the nose.

Alan Smithee @m6i2k6e.bsky.social · 4h

Tracks: The Great Gatsby was about the death of the American Dream due to moral decay and the corruption of wealth.

Alan Smithee @m6i2k6e.bsky.social · 14h

a woman with blonde hair is making a funny face .

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Alan Smithee @m6i2k6e.bsky.social · 16h

a man wearing sunglasses and a dodgers jersey is giving a thumbs up while sitting at a table .

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Alan Smithee @m6i2k6e.bsky.social · 21h

History and tradition and taste mean nothing.

Alan Smithee @m6i2k6e.bsky.social · 21h

Marketing did.

Alan Smithee @m6i2k6e.bsky.social · 21h

What sort of 130-foot-fall-down-a-ravine-proof bottles was that wine packaged in?!

Alan Smithee @m6i2k6e.bsky.social · 1d

I’d love to hear him explain quantum physics to the American people.

Alan Smithee @m6i2k6e.bsky.social · 1d

All because of the hoax that the Democrats made up? Weird… 🤔

Alan Smithee @m6i2k6e.bsky.social · 1d

How will people know if they’re real ICE agents or just people cosplaying for Halloween?

Alan Smithee @m6i2k6e.bsky.social · 2d

two men are standing next to each other and smiling .

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Alan Smithee @m6i2k6e.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t think he’s ignorant, I think he’s kompromized… Like so many other powerful and influential people who are saying and doing “interesting” things. Or nothing.