Derek Dukes
@macaronidrill.bsky.social
Just some guy. Writer, software engineer, nerd. | #StarTrek #StarWars #SciFi #Horror #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn | 46 | Ally | ATX expat | ABQ NM
Nobody sticks to his guns like Ted.
January 27, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Nobody sticks to his guns like Ted.
It looks like you’re trying to haunt someone…
January 24, 2026 at 2:54 PM
It looks like you’re trying to haunt someone…
Replace CGI with colloidal silver.
January 23, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Replace CGI with colloidal silver.
Patton Oswalt is how you play Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon on easy mode. Dude is somehow omnipresent. His coke dealer must have a yacht.
(Seriously he pops up at least once a week on my TV. Currently on there now via Deathstalker.)
(Seriously he pops up at least once a week on my TV. Currently on there now via Deathstalker.)
January 21, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Patton Oswalt is how you play Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon on easy mode. Dude is somehow omnipresent. His coke dealer must have a yacht.
(Seriously he pops up at least once a week on my TV. Currently on there now via Deathstalker.)
(Seriously he pops up at least once a week on my TV. Currently on there now via Deathstalker.)
I feel like we just skipped past the 30th anniversary of Virtuosity last year. This movie - nay, this *film* has aged like a fine wine. Denzel vs Grok. It all seems way too familiar in 2025. #FilmSky
January 17, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I feel like we just skipped past the 30th anniversary of Virtuosity last year. This movie - nay, this *film* has aged like a fine wine. Denzel vs Grok. It all seems way too familiar in 2025. #FilmSky
Schadenfreude (n)
pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
January 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Schadenfreude (n)
pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
Babe wake up Walmart is selling Tarantino for $115/pound
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Babe wake up Walmart is selling Tarantino for $115/pound
January 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
January 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
Time To Block Another Propaganda Account
January 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Time To Block Another Propaganda Account
I would download a car.
January 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I would download a car.
Vaguely threatening sales pitch here, @wired.com
January 12, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Vaguely threatening sales pitch here, @wired.com
All those who use my guest bathroom must bow before Vigo
January 8, 2026 at 10:08 PM
All those who use my guest bathroom must bow before Vigo
Ditched the Apple Watch. The new UI is way too difficult to read for middle-aged eyes, and I got tired of my wrist buzzing with advertisements and bullshit. This does the job, and has a 10-year battery instead of one that barely lasts the day.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Ditched the Apple Watch. The new UI is way too difficult to read for middle-aged eyes, and I got tired of my wrist buzzing with advertisements and bullshit. This does the job, and has a 10-year battery instead of one that barely lasts the day.
Just picked up Brisco County, Jr. for $3. Did I already own a copy? Yes. But I needed to ensure this goes to a good home.
December 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Just picked up Brisco County, Jr. for $3. Did I already own a copy? Yes. But I needed to ensure this goes to a good home.
Grima Dorktongue
December 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Grima Dorktongue
Last night I watched Godfather 1 & 2. This morning I put on The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. Talk about cinematic whiplash…
December 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Last night I watched Godfather 1 & 2. This morning I put on The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. Talk about cinematic whiplash…
#NowWatching Love at First Bite (1979), with George Hamilton as the tannest Dracula ever. Pretty sure this isn’t canon with Coppola or Browning’s versions. Is this what happens when you try to make a Mel Brooks movie without Mel Brooks? Oh wait he fumbled Dracula too. 🧛 #Horror #FilmSky
December 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
#NowWatching Love at First Bite (1979), with George Hamilton as the tannest Dracula ever. Pretty sure this isn’t canon with Coppola or Browning’s versions. Is this what happens when you try to make a Mel Brooks movie without Mel Brooks? Oh wait he fumbled Dracula too. 🧛 #Horror #FilmSky
Blah blah something something Jared
December 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Blah blah something something Jared
#NowWatching the family Christmas classic “Dark Angel,” a 1990 assault on the senses starring Dolph “He-Man” Lundgren. #MutantFam #HorrorSky #FilmSky #He-Man
December 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
#NowWatching the family Christmas classic “Dark Angel,” a 1990 assault on the senses starring Dolph “He-Man” Lundgren. #MutantFam #HorrorSky #FilmSky #He-Man
December 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
