We put a QR code on all rampaging kaiju so you can report them.

This is a bad idea and you should feel bad for even mentioning it publicly. They are abducting and killing people.

Do your fucking job or get out of the way so someone with the guts can do it.

Sandwich guy, auto worker, and Luigi on Mount Rushmore

He said it, that’s canon bro

The great-grandchildren of the consultants who let the Confederacy off scot-free.

FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

1. Replace front plate with LED screen.
2. Use camera and mini computer to dynamically change your license plate to match theirs.
3. ???
4. Profit!

For corporations who want to wire money, same requirements. If your employees are on public assistance, too bad.

Little bitch never got to ride the big kid rides and now it’s everybody’s problem.

Has billions of dollars, still fails the Bechdel test.

Go do something useful or get out of the way. #VichyDemocrat

Jodie Foster could do the funniest thing right now.