Machias
@machias.bsky.social
Just a guy with a husband. Rather twisted in an eccentric way. There’s more, oh so much more. Just ask. Reconnaissance under the same username.
“I tend to better relate to men who remember shopping before scanning, or at least have a curiosity about those times”
An actual quote of mine.
An actual quote of mine.
December 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“I tend to better relate to men who remember shopping before scanning, or at least have a curiosity about those times”
An actual quote of mine.
An actual quote of mine.
I officially have my first weekend of next September all planned out. ;)
December 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I officially have my first weekend of next September all planned out. ;)
I have decided that at the next party I attend I shall throw a crystal glass against a fireplace and scream “Please!”
December 13, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I have decided that at the next party I attend I shall throw a crystal glass against a fireplace and scream “Please!”
When in a gay bar in a new city where we know no one around us, my husband I play “blade or electric”, trying to guess how non bearded men shave.
We have about a 90% accuracy rate, based on the rare occasion I’ve asked for confirmation.
The sideburns give it away.
We have about a 90% accuracy rate, based on the rare occasion I’ve asked for confirmation.
The sideburns give it away.
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
When in a gay bar in a new city where we know no one around us, my husband I play “blade or electric”, trying to guess how non bearded men shave.
We have about a 90% accuracy rate, based on the rare occasion I’ve asked for confirmation.
The sideburns give it away.
We have about a 90% accuracy rate, based on the rare occasion I’ve asked for confirmation.
The sideburns give it away.
As this season of merriment and thanks progresses, I am thankful for the return of the mustache.
December 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
As this season of merriment and thanks progresses, I am thankful for the return of the mustache.
I appreciate this sign, though I don’t use “lad” lightly.
December 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I appreciate this sign, though I don’t use “lad” lightly.
I would really enjoy watching Justin Hartley shave while standing in a bathroom in his underwear
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I would really enjoy watching Justin Hartley shave while standing in a bathroom in his underwear
Sitting at our local Culver’s always makes me want to get out on the Plains and go storm chasing
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Sitting at our local Culver’s always makes me want to get out on the Plains and go storm chasing
No one told me to stop, drop, and selfie. I just did it.
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
No one told me to stop, drop, and selfie. I just did it.
Over 40 drop a selfie
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Over 40 drop a selfie
Just finished “Boots” on Netflix. I’m hoping it’s renewed for season two. My favorite show in years. It hits pretty hard, the timeframe, the years before DADT, all of it.
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Just finished “Boots” on Netflix. I’m hoping it’s renewed for season two. My favorite show in years. It hits pretty hard, the timeframe, the years before DADT, all of it.
I also miss classic barbershops with big windows and names like "Al's Barber Shop".
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I also miss classic barbershops with big windows and names like "Al's Barber Shop".
I miss the days of regular trips to the barbershop
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I miss the days of regular trips to the barbershop
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
- The Human League
- Erasure
- Cher
- Toto
- Basia
- The Human League
- Erasure
- Cher
- Toto
- Basia
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
o Brooks & Dunn
o Tim McGraw
o Alan Jackson
o The Eagles
o Cher
o Brooks & Dunn
o Tim McGraw
o Alan Jackson
o The Eagles
o Cher
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
- The Human League
- Erasure
- Cher
- Toto
- Basia
- The Human League
- Erasure
- Cher
- Toto
- Basia
It’s wild to me that Thanksgiving dinner has become such a combat sport for so many families in the U.S.
Save the hostilities for grabbing the remaining flat screen at the Walmart tomorrow morning
Save the hostilities for grabbing the remaining flat screen at the Walmart tomorrow morning
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It’s wild to me that Thanksgiving dinner has become such a combat sport for so many families in the U.S.
Save the hostilities for grabbing the remaining flat screen at the Walmart tomorrow morning
Save the hostilities for grabbing the remaining flat screen at the Walmart tomorrow morning
Out for a Thanksgiving morning walk.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Out for a Thanksgiving morning walk.
No idea what skippity dippity six seven woo woo means. This is why I encourage the use of ball gags.
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
No idea what skippity dippity six seven woo woo means. This is why I encourage the use of ball gags.
The idea of Trump allegedly blowing Bill kills my boner. Let’s talk about something else.
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The idea of Trump allegedly blowing Bill kills my boner. Let’s talk about something else.
As a young gay I really had a thing for Dave Stewart of Eurythmics.
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
As a young gay I really had a thing for Dave Stewart of Eurythmics.
I miss the '80s. Small wonder I have such a thing for mustaches.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I miss the '80s. Small wonder I have such a thing for mustaches.
I know I’m clean shaven and all that but damn do I enjoy big bushy beards.
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I know I’m clean shaven and all that but damn do I enjoy big bushy beards.
This weekend I met someone who had an overseas “Gentleman Friend”. They are dating in their own way because they enjoy many of the same thing, the biggest being they both enjoy a hermit type existence.
I like that.
I enjoy when people embrace themselves and make it work without hesitation.
I like that.
I enjoy when people embrace themselves and make it work without hesitation.
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This weekend I met someone who had an overseas “Gentleman Friend”. They are dating in their own way because they enjoy many of the same thing, the biggest being they both enjoy a hermit type existence.
I like that.
I enjoy when people embrace themselves and make it work without hesitation.
I like that.
I enjoy when people embrace themselves and make it work without hesitation.
I enjoy my service station shirts. This is the latest in the collection.
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I enjoy my service station shirts. This is the latest in the collection.