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I love it when the fanbois tell us we're just envious. Yeah, Pablo Escobar owned a lot of houses and shit too.
Of course! This is the AI DREAM, socialization of enormous losses. Hell. that's the techbro dream in general. #Appears_Intelligent #GoldenAgeOfFraud
December 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Of course! This is the AI DREAM, socialization of enormous losses. Hell. that's the techbro dream in general. #Appears_Intelligent #GoldenAgeOfFraud
December 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Only a certified genius like Elon Musk could finally meet the perennial consumer demand for the Apollo 1 fire on wheels.
December 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Only a certified genius like Elon Musk could finally meet the perennial consumer demand for the Apollo 1 fire on wheels.
It helps tremendously to issue standing orders at the start of a new chat. I have several sets, this is the one I use most often.
December 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It helps tremendously to issue standing orders at the start of a new chat. I have several sets, this is the one I use most often.
I'm resigned to spending my so called Golden Years in a perpetual state of nausea. #idiocracy #ElonQ #tslaQ
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I'm resigned to spending my so called Golden Years in a perpetual state of nausea. #idiocracy #ElonQ #tslaQ
Mustang Santa...you better slow that Mustang down
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Mustang Santa...you better slow that Mustang down
Yet another headline designed to make you think this absolute shit is critically important to humanity. #Appears_Intelligent
December 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Yet another headline designed to make you think this absolute shit is critically important to humanity. #Appears_Intelligent
Screaming top. It's genuinely remarkable. In the not too distant past, I would have instantly assumed they were going for maximum irony. But the collective “they” are a whole lot stupider now. #Appears_Intelligent #idiocracy #traitors
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Screaming top. It's genuinely remarkable. In the not too distant past, I would have instantly assumed they were going for maximum irony. But the collective “they” are a whole lot stupider now. #Appears_Intelligent #idiocracy #traitors
It's like Can You Top This? for billionaire morons.
AI is just a huge fraud. Do you get that yet? If this doesn't do it, what will it take to get you there? #Appears_Intelligent
AI is just a huge fraud. Do you get that yet? If this doesn't do it, what will it take to get you there? #Appears_Intelligent
December 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
It's like Can You Top This? for billionaire morons.
AI is just a huge fraud. Do you get that yet? If this doesn't do it, what will it take to get you there? #Appears_Intelligent
AI is just a huge fraud. Do you get that yet? If this doesn't do it, what will it take to get you there? #Appears_Intelligent
This Christmas, don't fuck around. Give the gift of Spam. The poverty food gone chic. #idiocracy
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This Christmas, don't fuck around. Give the gift of Spam. The poverty food gone chic. #idiocracy
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You think AI will fix this? It will make it far worse, because nobody wants this shit. Most people first encounter AI in customer service chats and search summaries and THEY HATE IT.
In the blink of an eye, "no embedded AI" will be a major selling point for new devices. #Appears_Intelligent
In the blink of an eye, "no embedded AI" will be a major selling point for new devices. #Appears_Intelligent
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
You think AI will fix this? It will make it far worse, because nobody wants this shit. Most people first encounter AI in customer service chats and search summaries and THEY HATE IT.
In the blink of an eye, "no embedded AI" will be a major selling point for new devices. #Appears_Intelligent
In the blink of an eye, "no embedded AI" will be a major selling point for new devices. #Appears_Intelligent
Headline of the Year. #Appears_Intelligent
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Headline of the Year. #Appears_Intelligent
One way or another, we're all going to pay for this shit. #Appears_Intelligent
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
One way or another, we're all going to pay for this shit. #Appears_Intelligent
The right spent decades framing every legal issue its vermin were entangled in as political. But so far the whole blatantly political prosecution thing isn't working out so well for them. #idiocracy #traitors
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The right spent decades framing every legal issue its vermin were entangled in as political. But so far the whole blatantly political prosecution thing isn't working out so well for them. #idiocracy #traitors
In #TheGoldenAgeOfFraud it's perfectly acceptable for the financial media to blatantly misrepresent Tesla as a leader in autonomy, when in fact they are the leader in lying about it. Meanwhile, I can cruise El Camino with the Invisible Man anytime I like. #tslaQ
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
In #TheGoldenAgeOfFraud it's perfectly acceptable for the financial media to blatantly misrepresent Tesla as a leader in autonomy, when in fact they are the leader in lying about it. Meanwhile, I can cruise El Camino with the Invisible Man anytime I like. #tslaQ
Not a single legitimately autonomous vehicle operating anywhere on the planet. #tslaQ #GoldenAgeOfFraud
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Not a single legitimately autonomous vehicle operating anywhere on the planet. #tslaQ #GoldenAgeOfFraud
LOL! What more do you need to know? #Appears_Intelligent
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
LOL! What more do you need to know? #Appears_Intelligent
Ready to print.
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Ready to print.
Naah, but the media using words like "alleged" sure helps the WH create a false narrative to be lapped up by the cloven hoofed inbred morons who still think Trump is Jesus. #idiocracy #traitors
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Naah, but the media using words like "alleged" sure helps the WH create a false narrative to be lapped up by the cloven hoofed inbred morons who still think Trump is Jesus. #idiocracy #traitors
Just the complete moron. He even makes the basic rookie authoritarian mistake of implying that elections that he doesn't win can be legitimate! #idiocracy #traitors
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Just the complete moron. He even makes the basic rookie authoritarian mistake of implying that elections that he doesn't win can be legitimate! #idiocracy #traitors