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I love it when the fanbois tell us we're just envious. Yeah, Pablo Escobar owned a lot of houses and shit too.
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· Nov 24
In #TheGoldenAgeOfFraud it's perfectly acceptable for the financial media to blatantly misrepresent Tesla as a leader in autonomy, when in fact they are the leader in lying about it. Meanwhile, I can cruise El Camino with the Invisible Man anytime I like. #tslaQ
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I love the smell of panic in the evening. Smells like…victory
December 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I love the smell of panic in the evening. Smells like…victory
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KIMMEL, to the UK:
“.. It may not seem like it, but we love you guys. .. We’re going through a bit of a wobble right now, but we’ll come around. .. Give us about three years.”
@jimmykimmel.com
“.. It may not seem like it, but we love you guys. .. We’re going through a bit of a wobble right now, but we’ll come around. .. Give us about three years.”
@jimmykimmel.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
KIMMEL, to the UK:
“.. It may not seem like it, but we love you guys. .. We’re going through a bit of a wobble right now, but we’ll come around. .. Give us about three years.”
@jimmykimmel.com
“.. It may not seem like it, but we love you guys. .. We’re going through a bit of a wobble right now, but we’ll come around. .. Give us about three years.”
@jimmykimmel.com
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Dave Willat was just 11 years old when he showed up for what he thought would be a routine church choir practice in 1965. He and his fellow singers ended up making history.
We caught up with one of the kids who sang on 'A Charlie Brown Christmas.' He's 72 now
Dave Willat was just 11 years old when he showed up for what he thought would be a routine church choir practice in 1965. He and his fellow singers ended up making history.
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December 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Dave Willat was just 11 years old when he showed up for what he thought would be a routine church choir practice in 1965. He and his fellow singers ended up making history.
Precisely correct. We need leadership with the guts to get it done. #idiocracy #traitors
I've now watched the censored 60 Minutes report on CECOT. If you watched it too—and if you have any decency at all—I'm sure you came to the same conclusion I did: winning elections won't be enough; people like Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem will need to be charged and imprisoned.
December 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Precisely correct. We need leadership with the guts to get it done. #idiocracy #traitors
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Honestly, Trump's decision to offer pardons for $250,000 is his biggest move to reduce prices.
December 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Honestly, Trump's decision to offer pardons for $250,000 is his biggest move to reduce prices.
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Imagine Don Draper watching this with his kids and drinking an entire bottle of scotch before driving them out to a closed Christmas tree lot
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Imagine Don Draper watching this with his kids and drinking an entire bottle of scotch before driving them out to a closed Christmas tree lot
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[ADVISER]: Ok team we have to delay more Epstein Files again. We’ll announce on christmas eve. Let’s try to get through this news cycle quietly
[TRUMP]:
[TRUMP]:
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
[ADVISER]: Ok team we have to delay more Epstein Files again. We’ll announce on christmas eve. Let’s try to get through this news cycle quietly
[TRUMP]:
[TRUMP]:
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
December 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Millions of Tesla robotaxis wen? /s…
“The Tesla driver [in China this time] has now released the footage, which clearly shows that FSD was ACTIVE during the crash and initiated the lane change into the WRONG direction.”
FSD is an ongoing scam.
$TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp
electrek.co/2025/12/23/t...
“The Tesla driver [in China this time] has now released the footage, which clearly shows that FSD was ACTIVE during the crash and initiated the lane change into the WRONG direction.”
FSD is an ongoing scam.
$TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp
electrek.co/2025/12/23/t...
Tesla driver crashes during livestream desmonstrating 'Full Self-Driving' features
A Tesla drove in the wrong direction, resulting in a head-on collision with another vehicle, during a livestream, demonstrating Tesla’s...
electrek.co
December 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Millions of Tesla robotaxis wen? /s…
“The Tesla driver [in China this time] has now released the footage, which clearly shows that FSD was ACTIVE during the crash and initiated the lane change into the WRONG direction.”
FSD is an ongoing scam.
$TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp
electrek.co/2025/12/23/t...
“The Tesla driver [in China this time] has now released the footage, which clearly shows that FSD was ACTIVE during the crash and initiated the lane change into the WRONG direction.”
FSD is an ongoing scam.
$TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp
electrek.co/2025/12/23/t...
Note to people who don't generally come here: this is great news, but you racist morons can sit at home in perfect safety while the TV easily convinced you that the entire world outside your front door is a hellish, crime infested wasteland. That's how stupid you are. #idiocracy
I count 10 cities in 2025 that are on track to have the fewest murders since at least 1970. Newark is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1956 (though only have data through Oct this year) and San Francisco is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1942.
December 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Note to people who don't generally come here: this is great news, but you racist morons can sit at home in perfect safety while the TV easily convinced you that the entire world outside your front door is a hellish, crime infested wasteland. That's how stupid you are. #idiocracy
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I love that he's explaining the housing crisis from the landlord perspective
Trump: If we build more housing, the price of homes will go down, and homeowners will lose their wealth.
December 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I love that he's explaining the housing crisis from the landlord perspective
The US Government is a means of generating more wealth for the Trump family, period. #idiocracy #traitors www.electronicdesign.com/blogs/nonlin...
FCC Bans Foreign-Made Drones, Drone Parts...Plus Motors and Batteries?
The FCC has effectively banned the importation of all foreign-manufactured drones as well as foreign sources of drone components that include batteries and motors.
www.electronicdesign.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The US Government is a means of generating more wealth for the Trump family, period. #idiocracy #traitors www.electronicdesign.com/blogs/nonlin...
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via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
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kavanaugh not beating the allegations that he’s a dumbass
Brett Kavanaugh (September 2025): The facts and how they relate to the law don’t matter. Assume ICE and other federal forces always act with integrity, always respect rights, and consistently impose minimal burden.
Brett Kavanaugh (December 2025): Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?
Brett Kavanaugh (December 2025): Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?
Kavanaugh in a footnote in today's opinion says "the officers must not make interior immigration stops or arrests based on race or ethnicity."
December 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
kavanaugh not beating the allegations that he’s a dumbass
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SCOTUS just rejected Trump’s illegal deployment of the National Guard in Chicago, confirming what we knew all along - that turning the military on the American people is a disgusting misuse of our armed forces.
We got lucky this time, but our checks and balances remain under immense strain.
We got lucky this time, but our checks and balances remain under immense strain.
NEW: By a 6-3 vote, the Supreme Court blocks Trump’s deployment of the National Guard to Chicago to assist immigration agents. A majority holds that he likely lacks authority to do so. Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch dissent. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
![The Government asked this Court to stay the District Court's order. After the response and reply were filed, JUSTICE BARRETT referred the application to the Court. We directed the parties to file supplemental letter briefs on an issue that the District Court had addressed but the parties' initial briefs had not: the meaning of the term "regular forces" in §12406(3). In its supplemental brief, the Government argues that the term refers to civilian law enforcement officers, such as those employed by Immigration and Customs Enforcement or the Federal Protective Service.
Respondents, echoing the District Court, maintain that the term refers to the regular forces of the United States mili-tary.
We conclude that the term "regular forces" in §12406(3) likely refers to the regular forces of the United States mili-tary. This interpretation means that to call the Guard into active federal service under §12406(3), the President must be "unable" with the regular military "to execute the laws of the United States." Because the statute requires an assessment of the military's ability to execute the laws, it likely applies only where the military could legally execute the laws. Such circumstances are exceptional: Under the Posse Comitatus Act, the military is prohibited from "execut[ing] the laws" "except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress."
18 U. S. C. §1385. So before the President can federalize the Guard under §12406(3), he likely must have statutory or constitutional authority to execute the laws with the regular military and must be "unable" with those forces to perform that function.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6h7b2i6ttw3l4t7pvbvxdith/bafkreiftbhzwvn3vgwhqsi7k2paizvdw4t26ailljvovso3chqupnmj364@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
SCOTUS just rejected Trump’s illegal deployment of the National Guard in Chicago, confirming what we knew all along - that turning the military on the American people is a disgusting misuse of our armed forces.
We got lucky this time, but our checks and balances remain under immense strain.
We got lucky this time, but our checks and balances remain under immense strain.
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I think the phrase "Kavanaugh Stop" has both reached and bothered the Justice
Also, Justice Kavanaugh sounds like he really, really wants a second try at his decision authorizing Kavanaugh Stops.
He's now insisting that immigration enforcement should not be like EXACTLY WHAT IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT IS LIKE UNDER TRUMP'S THUGGERY.
He's now insisting that immigration enforcement should not be like EXACTLY WHAT IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT IS LIKE UNDER TRUMP'S THUGGERY.
![arrests in Illinois. The State and the Government disagree about whether the immigration officers have violated the Constitution in making certain immigration stops and arrests. The basic constitutional rules governing that dispute are longstanding and clear: The Fourth Amendment requires that immigration stops must be based on reasonable suspicion of illegal presence, stops must be brief, arrests must be based on probable cause, and officers must not employ excessive force. Moreover, the officers must not make interior immigration stops or arrests based on race or ethnicity. Cf. Whren v. United States, 517 U. S. 806, 813 (1996) (“[T]he Constitution prohibits selective enforcement of the law based on considerations such as race”). This application does not require us to delve into the parties’ underlying dispute and to determine whether any particular immigration encounter or series of encounters in Illinois has violated those basic constitutional principles.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:24vva42nxim6zbcmnozegoef/bafkreiftd2dsbnwupyavikifhpranzsrgae4czsegm4dlyrwdixfumxmwi@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I think the phrase "Kavanaugh Stop" has both reached and bothered the Justice
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BREAKING: Huge loss for Trump administration at Supreme Court, which rules that the Trump administration had lacked authority to federalize and deploy the National Guard to execute laws in Illinois. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
December 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
BREAKING: Huge loss for Trump administration at Supreme Court, which rules that the Trump administration had lacked authority to federalize and deploy the National Guard to execute laws in Illinois. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
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Todd Blanche knows. Pam Bondi knows. Kash Patel knows.
Melania knows.
They ALL know what he did.
They all know.
Melania knows.
They ALL know what he did.
They all know.
December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Todd Blanche knows. Pam Bondi knows. Kash Patel knows.
Melania knows.
They ALL know what he did.
They all know.
Melania knows.
They ALL know what he did.
They all know.
We have warned over and over again that Tesla is a fraud, that Musk's products and promises are incidental to his actual business: selling stock. If you got rich off this swindle and you are STILL in it...well, good luck. $tslaQ
It is legitimately shocking that a company's $1.6 trillion valuation is based on 5 cars in Austin, Texas and an unlawful marketing scheme.
Tesla can be summarized as illegal marketing and illegal market manipulation to meet milestones for an illegal executive compensation plan. That's it.
Tesla can be summarized as illegal marketing and illegal market manipulation to meet milestones for an illegal executive compensation plan. That's it.
December 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
We have warned over and over again that Tesla is a fraud, that Musk's products and promises are incidental to his actual business: selling stock. If you got rich off this swindle and you are STILL in it...well, good luck. $tslaQ
Primary them all. #idiocracy #traitors
Mystified by Dems worriedly telling everyone to be careful because the letter is probably fake. There's no proof it's fake. Just take the win! Act like Republicans for once and run with it. Assume it's real. Donald Trump is a pedophile. Make headlines. Do TikTok videos. Shove it down their throats.
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Primary them all. #idiocracy #traitors
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It’s important to keep noting all of this is wildly illegal. But it’s all going to keep happening until all the other people who swore oaths on Bibles to preserve, protect, & defend the Constitution of the United States, so help them G-d, start doing their damn jobs. The law is not self-enforcing.
December 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It’s important to keep noting all of this is wildly illegal. But it’s all going to keep happening until all the other people who swore oaths on Bibles to preserve, protect, & defend the Constitution of the United States, so help them G-d, start doing their damn jobs. The law is not self-enforcing.
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The thing is, they can do all of these things as long as Congress sits by & does nothing.
Folks look at you like you’re crazy when you say we’re in the midst of the worst, most unprecedented Article I constitutional crisis in 🇺🇸 history, & yet here we are. All of this is happening because 👇
Folks look at you like you’re crazy when you say we’re in the midst of the worst, most unprecedented Article I constitutional crisis in 🇺🇸 history, & yet here we are. All of this is happening because 👇
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The thing is, they can do all of these things as long as Congress sits by & does nothing.
Folks look at you like you’re crazy when you say we’re in the midst of the worst, most unprecedented Article I constitutional crisis in 🇺🇸 history, & yet here we are. All of this is happening because 👇
Folks look at you like you’re crazy when you say we’re in the midst of the worst, most unprecedented Article I constitutional crisis in 🇺🇸 history, & yet here we are. All of this is happening because 👇
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The millions of people who voted for a full-blown pedophile to become president twice should consider never voting again.
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The millions of people who voted for a full-blown pedophile to become president twice should consider never voting again.