PPP Grifter (payroll not the other one)
@pppgrifter.bsky.social
Tired, cynical, and jaded. Corporate finance (desk jockey), market commentary, die hard band wagon fan, assistant to the minority leader of the people’s republic of Colorado, and other bad posts. 🔧🔧🔧
Go padres go broncos (we suck again…but maybe not!)
Go padres go broncos (we suck again…but maybe not!)
What’s SpaceX valued on a dollar value per starving child basis? You know, since Elon killed all those kids with his USAID cuts and what not.
Where are those non-GAAP metrics in their S1? Will they pose the dead kids next to their exploding rockets?
Where are those non-GAAP metrics in their S1? Will they pose the dead kids next to their exploding rockets?
December 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
What’s SpaceX valued on a dollar value per starving child basis? You know, since Elon killed all those kids with his USAID cuts and what not.
Where are those non-GAAP metrics in their S1? Will they pose the dead kids next to their exploding rockets?
Where are those non-GAAP metrics in their S1? Will they pose the dead kids next to their exploding rockets?
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@dennycarter.bsky.social never told a lie.
December 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
@dennycarter.bsky.social never told a lie.
Hard pass
TRUMP SET TO INTRODUCE "UNITED STATES DIGITAL BANK", A BLOCKCHAIN-BASED FINANCIAL INSTITUTION AIMED AT EXPANDING CRYPTO ACCESS
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Hard pass
Good luck with that. I will not be participating
*SPACEX SAID TO PURSUE 2026 IPO RAISING FAR ABOVE $30 BILLION *SPACEX SEES VALUATION OF ABOUT $1.5 TRILLION IN PUBLIC OFFERING
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Good luck with that. I will not be participating
“Posted to Twitter”
Cool, I’m not going to read it then. I wish the best of luck with whatever they’re doing
Cool, I’m not going to read it then. I wish the best of luck with whatever they’re doing
The actual funniest thing is that Boom made a NotebookLM 'explaining' their amazing new technology
Then used it to make a podcast. It's on X at the link below (scroll past the wall of ai text if you want to watch)
Sounds like Odd lots
I'm not visiting the site to download it
x.com/TheValueist/...
Then used it to make a podcast. It's on X at the link below (scroll past the wall of ai text if you want to watch)
Sounds like Odd lots
I'm not visiting the site to download it
x.com/TheValueist/...
December 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“Posted to Twitter”
Cool, I’m not going to read it then. I wish the best of luck with whatever they’re doing
Cool, I’m not going to read it then. I wish the best of luck with whatever they’re doing
Good for her!!
That’s amazing.
That’s amazing.
NEW YORK (AP) — Philanthropist MacKenzie Scott increased her donations to nonprofits in 2025, giving $7.1 billion.
December 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Good for her!!
That’s amazing.
That’s amazing.
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mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works
Old man rivers to take the colts to the Super Bowl and get a ring?
Make it happen
Make it happen
NEWS: The Colts and Philip Rivers have agreed to a contract after he worked out Monday night, per source. The 44-year-old is back on the Indy practice squad, five seasons after his last NFL action.
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Old man rivers to take the colts to the Super Bowl and get a ring?
Make it happen
Make it happen
Russians are phoning it in these days
This is Dylan Earl, the ringleader of a Russian-ordered arson attack on an east London warehouse storing aid for Ukraine in March 2024. He was instructed by his handler to learn about spying by watching “The Americans”, a hit TV series about undercover KGB agents.
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Russians are phoning it in these days
No way we don’t get to SPX 7000 by Christmas right?
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
No way we don’t get to SPX 7000 by Christmas right?
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Single payer health care, but the single payer is Costco
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Single payer health care, but the single payer is Costco
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They’re calling it “a politician’s ideal headline.” www.westword.com/news/colorad...
Jared Polis Promotes White Supremacist and Child Porn Defender as "Intellectuals"
The governor encouraged Coloradans to follow the controversial online personalities, saying they do "actual thinking."
www.westword.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
They’re calling it “a politician’s ideal headline.” www.westword.com/news/colorad...
Imagine if he plays against the chargers and knocks them out in a wildcard round or something. Amazing cinema
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Imagine if he plays against the chargers and knocks them out in a wildcard round or something. Amazing cinema
Philip Rivers coming out of retirement at 44 years old to lead the colts over the chargers in the playoffs. This needs to happen
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Philip Rivers coming out of retirement at 44 years old to lead the colts over the chargers in the playoffs. This needs to happen
The doge check is in the mail
Brooke Rollins: "Eggs are down. Really everything is coming down. But listen, we're not tone deaf. We know that a lot of Americans are like, 'Well, we're still not feeling the relief.' The relief is coming ... it really is a golden age just right around the corner."
December 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The doge check is in the mail
Still no doge checks either
“.. By my count, today's $12B farmer bailout is the FIFTH thing that Trump's tariffs were gonna pay for.”
- @scottlincicome.bsky.social
- @scottlincicome.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Still no doge checks either
Get your chin over the bar dipshit.
I saw zero pull-ups
I saw zero pull-ups
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Get your chin over the bar dipshit.
I saw zero pull-ups
I saw zero pull-ups
We should use this on the Trump admin and Elon after the pendulum swings
They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
We should use this on the Trump admin and Elon after the pendulum swings
Might I suggest taking a bat to it? Look, if I see someone beating up a robot I’m not going to stop them.
Robots don’t pay my bills. It’s not my problem. I will simply let it happen.
Robots don’t pay my bills. It’s not my problem. I will simply let it happen.
I came across *the* example I have been hammering with these food delivery robots.
A man with a mobility aid is forced to step aside because there is not room for him because the robot will not make room for a person (esp. those with a mobility aid who need addditional room)
A man with a mobility aid is forced to step aside because there is not room for him because the robot will not make room for a person (esp. those with a mobility aid who need addditional room)
December 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Might I suggest taking a bat to it? Look, if I see someone beating up a robot I’m not going to stop them.
Robots don’t pay my bills. It’s not my problem. I will simply let it happen.
Robots don’t pay my bills. It’s not my problem. I will simply let it happen.
It’s coming for me eventually. Gotta make money while I can.
We’re eventually going to be batteries in the matrix slop pods. Embrace your future
We’re eventually going to be batteries in the matrix slop pods. Embrace your future
One thing I notice about the AI job loss discussion is not one of these folks seems to think that it will ever come for their job.
December 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s coming for me eventually. Gotta make money while I can.
We’re eventually going to be batteries in the matrix slop pods. Embrace your future
We’re eventually going to be batteries in the matrix slop pods. Embrace your future
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There's a bunch of webcams on top of Hawaii's Kilauea volcano so you can watch it erupt. The latest eruption just straight up assassinated one of them. The lava fountain on the left is landing directly on top of one of the webcams.
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
There's a bunch of webcams on top of Hawaii's Kilauea volcano so you can watch it erupt. The latest eruption just straight up assassinated one of them. The lava fountain on the left is landing directly on top of one of the webcams.
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For other curious folks: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK2N...
Enormous Lava Fountain Erupts At Kilauea, Destroys Webcam (Dec. 6, 2025)
YouTube video by Big Island Video News
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
For other curious folks: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK2N...
The S&P is where you go to offload your shares to the lowest common denominator.
Garcias puking their shares while retirees are buying. We deserve the lows
Used car seller…meme’d into the SP500….will the used car salesmen Garcias get last laugh
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The S&P is where you go to offload your shares to the lowest common denominator.
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Here’s the video.
“Autonomous” robot. “AI, not teleoperated” according to Elon Musk.
Bullshit.
Hidden human operator unexpectedly took off his VR headset, killing the illusion.
It’s all a sad fraud for unsophisticated investors.
“Autonomous” robot. “AI, not teleoperated” according to Elon Musk.
Bullshit.
Hidden human operator unexpectedly took off his VR headset, killing the illusion.
It’s all a sad fraud for unsophisticated investors.
December 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Here’s the video.
“Autonomous” robot. “AI, not teleoperated” according to Elon Musk.
Bullshit.
Hidden human operator unexpectedly took off his VR headset, killing the illusion.
It’s all a sad fraud for unsophisticated investors.
“Autonomous” robot. “AI, not teleoperated” according to Elon Musk.
Bullshit.
Hidden human operator unexpectedly took off his VR headset, killing the illusion.
It’s all a sad fraud for unsophisticated investors.
No socialism for people who voted for this. Let them suffer the fate of the free market
December 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
No socialism for people who voted for this. Let them suffer the fate of the free market