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PPP Grifter (payroll not the other one)
@pppgrifter.bsky.social
Tired, cynical, and jaded. Corporate finance (desk jockey), market commentary, die hard band wagon fan, assistant to the minority leader of the people’s republic of Colorado, and other bad posts. 🔧🔧🔧

Go padres go broncos (we suck again…but maybe not!)
Yeah apparently. I won’t be going back
December 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Before we talk about that, can we get an update on how that whole “America party” thing is going with Elon? Is that still happening?
December 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It’s good!!
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Oh he almost lost his arm lol
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Noo buy it. Let’s Santa rally this thing. Collapse it in January when we’re all hungover
December 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Where’s her cross? Why isn’t this lady wearing her giant cross?
December 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It’s schrodinger's [redacted]. It can be whatever you want it to be. Plausible deniability
December 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
What’s wrong with her face?
December 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
9 why not 10?
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Dow jones??
December 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I mean, how do we not get 7000 by Christmas? Yeah everything sucks and a market rally will piss a lot of people off…..which is exactly why it’ll happen
December 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It shouldn’t be this warm
December 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM