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mackchilla.bsky.social
big shrimpin': a mouse tale
@mackchilla.bsky.social
mack, 33
actually a chinchilla
it means we're boomers now, Aubrey
February 12, 2026 at 5:35 AM
i told my coworker that piss is the new feet and he just looked at me like i was the prophet what wrote the bible
February 12, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Hush i will be hearing her say "you were made to be under mommy's feet" for the rest of my days... 🥰
February 12, 2026 at 5:02 AM
well, shit
guess i was in need of a new god...
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
guess you should wanna be shrunked first then huh
🔫😉 hold still
February 10, 2026 at 11:57 PM
a crane is lifting a car that has crashed
ALT: a crane is lifting a car that has crashed
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
w... warm...
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
this is where malicious compliance could come in
make dogshit toys, just ass that doesn't look right and falls apart in your hands, and quality control does their part in approving them
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Reposted by big shrimpin': a mouse tale
Shenanigans ensue !
#SizeSky
February 10, 2026 at 7:20 PM
...yeah, that uh
makes sense.
February 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
i will FUCKING kill you >:( yeah you keep playing your tekken, i'm charging my hadoken
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
SMALL AND FORBIDDEN TO CLOTHING
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I KNEW YOU'D GET IT
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
...yes, but you don't get to tell anyone i said that
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
i am to provide a blueprint for happy success ✨️
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
what's the turnover like for this position
February 10, 2026 at 3:27 PM