big shrimpin': a mouse tale
@mackchilla.bsky.social
mack, 33
actually a chinchilla
actually a chinchilla
it means we're boomers now, Aubrey
February 12, 2026 at 5:35 AM
it means we're boomers now, Aubrey
i told my coworker that piss is the new feet and he just looked at me like i was the prophet what wrote the bible
February 12, 2026 at 5:23 AM
i told my coworker that piss is the new feet and he just looked at me like i was the prophet what wrote the bible
Hush i will be hearing her say "you were made to be under mommy's feet" for the rest of my days... 🥰
February 12, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Hush i will be hearing her say "you were made to be under mommy's feet" for the rest of my days... 🥰
well, shit
guess i was in need of a new god...
guess i was in need of a new god...
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
well, shit
guess i was in need of a new god...
guess i was in need of a new god...
guess you should wanna be shrunked first then huh
🔫😉 hold still
🔫😉 hold still
February 10, 2026 at 11:57 PM
guess you should wanna be shrunked first then huh
🔫😉 hold still
🔫😉 hold still
w... warm...
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
w... warm...
this is where malicious compliance could come in
make dogshit toys, just ass that doesn't look right and falls apart in your hands, and quality control does their part in approving them
make dogshit toys, just ass that doesn't look right and falls apart in your hands, and quality control does their part in approving them
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
this is where malicious compliance could come in
make dogshit toys, just ass that doesn't look right and falls apart in your hands, and quality control does their part in approving them
make dogshit toys, just ass that doesn't look right and falls apart in your hands, and quality control does their part in approving them
...yeah, that uh
makes sense.
makes sense.
February 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
...yeah, that uh
makes sense.
makes sense.
i will FUCKING kill you >:( yeah you keep playing your tekken, i'm charging my hadoken
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
i will FUCKING kill you >:( yeah you keep playing your tekken, i'm charging my hadoken
SMALL AND FORBIDDEN TO CLOTHING
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 PM
SMALL AND FORBIDDEN TO CLOTHING
I KNEW YOU'D GET IT
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I KNEW YOU'D GET IT
...yes, but you don't get to tell anyone i said that
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
...yes, but you don't get to tell anyone i said that
i am to provide a blueprint for happy success ✨️
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
i am to provide a blueprint for happy success ✨️
what's the turnover like for this position
February 10, 2026 at 3:27 PM
what's the turnover like for this position