big shrimpin': a mouse tale
@mackchilla.bsky.social
mack, 33
actually a chinchilla
actually a chinchilla
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abandon all hope ye who enter! on my page you will encounter:
nudity
unabashed queerosity
an appreciation for evil women
thirsting for the macabre
musings of a problematic nature
fantasy-based hard kinks
like, *really* hard kinks and
ramblings of a madwoman
don't wipe your feet at the door :)
nudity
unabashed queerosity
an appreciation for evil women
thirsting for the macabre
musings of a problematic nature
fantasy-based hard kinks
like, *really* hard kinks and
ramblings of a madwoman
don't wipe your feet at the door :)
if you have the chance to make a woman in her 40s cum 4 times while calling her mommy i highly recommend it
February 12, 2026 at 4:59 AM
if you have the chance to make a woman in her 40s cum 4 times while calling her mommy i highly recommend it
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"Reasons You Should Let Us, The Giant Alien Invaders, Just Take Over:
1. You're all just so super-duper teeny-tiny. It's absolutely adorable.
2. We've seen how you're running things at the moment and, like, clearly it's not working out?
3. We'll let you worship us! (For free!)
4. Come oooooooooon!"
1. You're all just so super-duper teeny-tiny. It's absolutely adorable.
2. We've seen how you're running things at the moment and, like, clearly it's not working out?
3. We'll let you worship us! (For free!)
4. Come oooooooooon!"
February 11, 2026 at 1:50 PM
"Reasons You Should Let Us, The Giant Alien Invaders, Just Take Over:
1. You're all just so super-duper teeny-tiny. It's absolutely adorable.
2. We've seen how you're running things at the moment and, like, clearly it's not working out?
3. We'll let you worship us! (For free!)
4. Come oooooooooon!"
1. You're all just so super-duper teeny-tiny. It's absolutely adorable.
2. We've seen how you're running things at the moment and, like, clearly it's not working out?
3. We'll let you worship us! (For free!)
4. Come oooooooooon!"
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putting up a framed picture of my girlfriend's feet over every doorway in the house to ward off evil
February 11, 2026 at 6:47 AM
putting up a framed picture of my girlfriend's feet over every doorway in the house to ward off evil
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inside my brain when I'm in a good mood
VAMPIRES AND DEATH AND BLOOD AND NOT BELONGING AND DRIFTING ON THE MARGINS AND SEX AND DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES ALL TANGLED UP
February 11, 2026 at 12:11 AM
inside my brain when I'm in a good mood
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when you're about to headout but gf has other ideas
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
when you're about to headout but gf has other ideas
shrink before squish, nothing amiss
squish before shrink, you're going to the clink
squish before shrink, you're going to the clink
February 10, 2026 at 11:45 PM
shrink before squish, nothing amiss
squish before shrink, you're going to the clink
squish before shrink, you're going to the clink
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February 10, 2026 at 4:48 AM
no no you don't understand, i'm not being a prude! i love you naked, it's just that you wearing clothes while i'm nude denotes a power differential that i need to get off-
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
no no you don't understand, i'm not being a prude! i love you naked, it's just that you wearing clothes while i'm nude denotes a power differential that i need to get off-
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fellas is it gay to homoerotically share a bite of a bandit's heart with your friends
[ #TheElderScrolls #Skyrim #SongOfTheGreen #SoTG #Auri #OCs #OCsky ]
[ #TheElderScrolls #Skyrim #SongOfTheGreen #SoTG #Auri #OCs #OCsky ]
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
fellas is it gay to homoerotically share a bite of a bandit's heart with your friends
[ #TheElderScrolls #Skyrim #SongOfTheGreen #SoTG #Auri #OCs #OCsky ]
[ #TheElderScrolls #Skyrim #SongOfTheGreen #SoTG #Auri #OCs #OCsky ]
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god I need to make out with a fellow hound while we both wear flight suits
February 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
god I need to make out with a fellow hound while we both wear flight suits
my doctor asking if i'm on antidepressants and i just show them how this post is doing
that hot girl at work? she hasn't showered in five days-
February 10, 2026 at 1:40 AM
my doctor asking if i'm on antidepressants and i just show them how this post is doing
that hot girl at work? she hasn't showered in five days-
February 10, 2026 at 1:19 AM
that hot girl at work? she hasn't showered in five days-
are you a purple or an orange kind of lesbian
February 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
are you a purple or an orange kind of lesbian
ugh! that's horrible! which gif was it? which gif specifically??
the umamusume subreddit had to disable images yesterday because people kept posting a gif of sakura bakushin getting her armpit licked
February 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
ugh! that's horrible! which gif was it? which gif specifically??
rabbits and cats talking to each other like
Any act can be a dominant one if you're dominant enough whilst doing it
February 8, 2026 at 10:10 AM
rabbits and cats talking to each other like
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[unpacking a duffel of sex toys]
“…no no, don’t worry, the drill is for trepanation and the little electrodes go right through the burr holes to your pituitary. nothing weird. then you boof a little of this HGH and the cat tail butt plug acts like a little cork.”
“…no no, don’t worry, the drill is for trepanation and the little electrodes go right through the burr holes to your pituitary. nothing weird. then you boof a little of this HGH and the cat tail butt plug acts like a little cork.”
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
[unpacking a duffel of sex toys]
“…no no, don’t worry, the drill is for trepanation and the little electrodes go right through the burr holes to your pituitary. nothing weird. then you boof a little of this HGH and the cat tail butt plug acts like a little cork.”
“…no no, don’t worry, the drill is for trepanation and the little electrodes go right through the burr holes to your pituitary. nothing weird. then you boof a little of this HGH and the cat tail butt plug acts like a little cork.”
if only 20 yo Mack could see 33 yo Mack dating 3 women in their 40s, waow
February 8, 2026 at 7:03 AM
if only 20 yo Mack could see 33 yo Mack dating 3 women in their 40s, waow
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Having a giant woman ruin my life would fix me
February 8, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Having a giant woman ruin my life would fix me
(we can, we have a license to be silly)
Damn micros, thinkin they can do whatever they want.
... well, if they're that cute, then...
CM for @wessafterdark.bsky.social feat. @clairejade99.bsky.social!
... well, if they're that cute, then...
CM for @wessafterdark.bsky.social feat. @clairejade99.bsky.social!
February 8, 2026 at 4:23 AM
(we can, we have a license to be silly)
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Damn micros, thinkin they can do whatever they want.
... well, if they're that cute, then...
CM for @wessafterdark.bsky.social feat. @clairejade99.bsky.social!
... well, if they're that cute, then...
CM for @wessafterdark.bsky.social feat. @clairejade99.bsky.social!
February 7, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Damn micros, thinkin they can do whatever they want.
... well, if they're that cute, then...
CM for @wessafterdark.bsky.social feat. @clairejade99.bsky.social!
... well, if they're that cute, then...
CM for @wessafterdark.bsky.social feat. @clairejade99.bsky.social!