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big shrimpin': a mouse tale

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mack, 32 actually a chinchilla

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big shrimpin': a mouse tale @mackchilla.bsky.social · Oct 22

abandon all hope ye who enter! on my page you will encounter:
nudity
unabashed queerosity
an appreciation for evil women
thirsting for the macabre
musings of a problematic nature
fantasy-based hard kinks
like, *really* hard kinks and
ramblings of a madwoman

don't wipe your feet at the door :)

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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 2d

yuritober day 7 but one of the girls is really big

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Cait 🦇 @gendercoffin.bsky.social · 20h

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

A boy running alongside a train with a bindle on a stick. A word balloon reads “I’m through with school- it’s only for sissies anyway. I’ll run away and- and make money with my FEET”

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big shrimpin': a mouse tale @mackchilla.bsky.social · 4h

i need to get into a more female dominated industry
and also need to be more female dominated in general

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Aotakana@COMM OPEN @aotakana.bsky.social · 17h

Her feet are facing me—now a tiny man.
She seems absorbed with her phone, as if she doesn’t even notice me.
At the same time, it also looks like she’s deliberately stretching out her dirty booted feet in front of me.

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big shrimpin': a mouse tale @mackchilla.bsky.social · 23h

yay! yippee! yay!

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Moonlight Penumbra @moonlightumbry.bsky.social · 1d

These titanic gay women are gonna destroy everything you know and love and laugh about it.

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big shrimpin': a mouse tale @mackchilla.bsky.social · 1d

it's the pursuit of knowledge we were promised about the future

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Pendra Maenia @pendramaenia.bsky.social · 1d

they should give a 38 year old lesbian minimum wage employee a hundred million dollars overnight and see what kind of new and sexy villain she becomes. for sociology.

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big shrimpin': a mouse tale @mackchilla.bsky.social · 1d

yesss! this is the only tax break for the rich i will accept 😩

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Pendra Maenia @pendramaenia.bsky.social · 1d

the thing about it is they aren't even hiring for rich ladies either. there should be a program that pays dominant women millions of dollars so that they can be rich and vaguely evil and boss other girls around.

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big shrimpin': a mouse tale @mackchilla.bsky.social · 1d

ugh, and they told us going to college would be worth it!

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Krysta Berkhart @krystaberkhart.bsky.social · 1d

She looms over me, her crotch in my face …

Looking at her friend, she growls and gestures at me, “Why is this thing still that size?”

Her gaze falls onto me, “Well? Why?”

I have no idea how to respond.

She steps closer, “Don’t just stand there. Get smaller, stupid”

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big shrimpin': a mouse tale @mackchilla.bsky.social · 1d

omg! yay! yippee! yay! i will show them my tummy and my best tricks, and how wet my tongue is!

big shrimpin': a mouse tale @mackchilla.bsky.social · 1d

of the... sex, variety 😏

big shrimpin': a mouse tale @mackchilla.bsky.social · 1d

right?? now if only i knew any rich ladies...

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big shrimpin': a mouse tale @mackchilla.bsky.social · 1d

the modern job market sucks because there's no job board for pathetic girls looking to live in a rich lady's dog crate and do tricks for her friends

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Welcome to Dave is Food dot Net: “It's Dave Nom” @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · Aug 17

helena:
hey dave
how does it feel to be stuck in the stomach of a fukkin zoomer

dave:
feels like my skin is sloughing off in great bloody sheets and my body fat is bubbling like grease in a hot pan and acid-drenched tentacles are peeling the meat from my bones and every shallow labored breath of stale air is thick with burning gastric mist that reduces my screams and sobs to a gurgling choking mess and ~~somehow in the midst of this unspeakable suffering that was preceded by an endless eternity of unspeakable suffering and will be followed by an infinite expanse of unspeakable suffering i still manage to feel sorta kinda a lot horny about~~ existing as an utterly helpless and minuscule renewable food supply and entertainment source dying and being reborn and dying again until the end of time and beyond it within the merciless belly of an all powerful living god whose only acknowledgment towards me that i even exist as her personal reusable snackrifice is the occasional opening of a cosmic sea of eyes along the walls of her gut that stretches beyond the limits of my enzyme-eroded vision for the purpose of bemusedly witnessing me perish and an echoing voice that tears through me like a sonic boom declaring “poggers”

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big shrimpin': a mouse tale @mackchilla.bsky.social · 1d

a pile of brown dirt on a white surface

ALT: a pile of brown dirt on a white surface

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big shrimpin': a mouse tale @mackchilla.bsky.social · 1d

i'm pretty sure he did it and forces his dog to stay in frame to boost his streams because he's a multimillionaire piece of shit but i can't say people aren't forcing themselves to give a shit because he's a "prominent voice" on "the left"