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mackchilla.bsky.social
big shrimpin': a mouse tale
@mackchilla.bsky.social
mack, 33
actually a chinchilla
Pinned
abandon all hope ye who enter! on my page you will encounter:
nudity
unabashed queerosity
an appreciation for evil women
thirsting for the macabre
musings of a problematic nature
fantasy-based hard kinks
like, *really* hard kinks and
ramblings of a madwoman

don't wipe your feet at the door :)
cutting should only be for giving yourself cool x scars like you're an shounen anime character
February 14, 2026 at 12:44 AM
this is the kinda hype i need in my life
i personally think you should be allowed to kill indiscriminately without consequence but thats just lil ol mes take
February 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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NOOOO!!! MACK!! THEYRE GONNA STRING YOU ALONG!!! THEYRE GONNA OBJECTIFY YOU!!! NOTHING GOOD EVER COMES FROM BEING THE UNICORN!!! EVEEEER!!! MACK!!! MAAAAACK!!!!
a man is sitting in a car that says ' a & m ' on the side
Alt: Walter White sitting in the back of a black SUV, handcuffed and locked inside, screaming desperately.
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
FUCK
this is it, this is gonna push me over the edge
i'm gonna unicorn next time i go out of town, i don't even care that i don't like cis dudes
Concept work for a big commission.
February 13, 2026 at 11:53 PM
god nerfed my drawing ability because she knew if i was skillful enough it'd draw Catra pissing in my (a captured and tied up rebel's) mouth.

and it'd be my fault, because i said i was thirsty and she's only got the one canteen so
February 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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@stellaedgecomb.com come uninstall your daughter, i tried adding an alpha channel to the layer mask but she wouldn't let me unless i called it a beta channel
January 28, 2026 at 12:10 AM
heard some cis guy yell "bitch" out his car window with that certain tone of voice and almost had one of those "PTSD laden veteran wakes up thinking they're still in the war" moments.
February 13, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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Cyclops' eye, acquired. ✅
February 13, 2026 at 3:34 PM
February 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
where's the feet? where's the trans porn? pornhub is underselling the best hits
PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
February 13, 2026 at 9:34 PM
oh is this what we're doing today? we're crying? okay
just spent an hour in therapy talking about this exact feeling and this tweet nailed it in three sentences.
February 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
mack's great as a free agent but i'm feeling the age old call to bind myself to a neighborhood big and change my name to like "X's pathetic slut"
February 13, 2026 at 11:21 AM
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gonna let my girlfriend rip my heart out and eat it on valentine’s day 🫀
February 12, 2026 at 9:29 PM
girls whose converse are splattered with blood
February 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM
i'm auditioning for a gay hockey reality show wish me luck xx
February 12, 2026 at 10:39 PM
micro party micro party for party micros
February 12, 2026 at 10:33 PM
who else up jumpin on da bandwagon
February 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
woman who knows i'm (tiny) so incredibly down bad for her but suffer from extreme anxiety and inconfidence and she slides over a full shot glass bigger than i am
"drink as much of that as you can" she says
i start slurping without question
February 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
woman who knows i'm so incredibly down bad for her and she sits me down at a table, sliding a pill my way
"swallow that" she says
i do, no questions asked
February 12, 2026 at 8:33 PM
big milf seeing a tiny dog furry and saying "aw, look at this heckin' pupper!"
Being found by a hot macro but they exclaim "Heavens to Betsy!" in surprise when finding me and I never get over it
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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oh to be the villain pingponged between two lesbian hero girlfriends who are having a disagreement and are subsequently not pulling their punches anymore due to frustration with each other
January 31, 2026 at 12:13 AM
if you have the chance to make a woman in her 40s cum 4 times while calling her mommy i highly recommend it
February 12, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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"Reasons You Should Let Us, The Giant Alien Invaders, Just Take Over:

1. You're all just so super-duper teeny-tiny. It's absolutely adorable.
2. We've seen how you're running things at the moment and, like, clearly it's not working out?
3. We'll let you worship us! (For free!)
4. Come oooooooooon!"
February 11, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 6:50 AM
putting up a framed picture of my girlfriend's feet over every doorway in the house to ward off evil
February 11, 2026 at 6:47 AM