actually a chinchilla
nudity
unabashed queerosity
an appreciation for evil women
thirsting for the macabre
musings of a problematic nature
fantasy-based hard kinks
like, *really* hard kinks and
ramblings of a madwoman
don't wipe your feet at the door :)
not me, i'm cool
i wouldn't do that to myself
not me, i'm cool
i wouldn't do that to myself
NONE OF YOU CAN MEASURE UP TO MY TWO INCHES OF EXCELLENCE 😤👑
NONE OF YOU CAN MEASURE UP TO MY TWO INCHES OF EXCELLENCE 😤👑
and it'd be my fault, because i said i was thirsty and she's only got the one canteen so
We know there's so many micros who don't have anyone to celebrate with, and we know so many of you wanna kiss our paws, so we figured we'd bring them to you all directly~ (The score-keeping is just for fun, though.)
We know there's so many micros who don't have anyone to celebrate with, and we know so many of you wanna kiss our paws, so we figured we'd bring them to you all directly~ (The score-keeping is just for fun, though.)
this is it, this is gonna push me over the edge
i'm gonna unicorn next time i go out of town, i don't even care that i don't like cis dudes
this is it, this is gonna push me over the edge
i'm gonna unicorn next time i go out of town, i don't even care that i don't like cis dudes
and it'd be my fault, because i said i was thirsty and she's only got the one canteen so
and it'd be my fault, because i said i was thirsty and she's only got the one canteen so