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saga.iam.bi
Saga, sighs queen
@saga.iam.bi
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the unwary victim of cellular ennui ❖ Gen X years old ❖ corporations are evil AIs and capitalism is the programming language ❖ of dangerous & ephemeral intellect

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saga.iam.bi
Looks great, just needs some kerning adjustments (unless that was a stylistic choice)
January 17, 2026 at 9:54 PM
saga.iam.bi
Dear honored guests:
it will be my pleasure to serve you !

Your maid Saga
(⁠✿⁠ ⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠)
Saga in a black and white frilly femme maid outfit. There's an apron, a low-cut top, a little hairband, and she's wearing slightly cheap-looking doll-ish makeup and making a bit of an "oooh" pursed lips face. It's cute as hell. Now you can see the full outfit as she stands in her living room. There are little black bows adorning the white frills. The white apron has black trim. There are even little white cuffs with a black button at her wrists (even though the dress has puffy short sleeves). She's also wearing back seam stockings. It's so cute. Now she's standing with her knees pressed together and her mouth agape, gasping, as she looks away from the camera. She's coyly pulled up the front of her dress showing the stocking tops with white frilly garters and black ribbons. She's also wearing white lace panties. This is so fucking cute. And fuckworthy. Now she's turned around. You can see how the apron crosses in the back. You can also see the back seams of the stockings. You can also also see her butt: she's still holding up her dress. The panties are riding up. Her butt looks like a heart! So cute! Kiss it if her service has been good, smack it if she needs to work harder.
January 17, 2026 at 9:47 PM
saga.iam.bi
IT'S HEREEEEEEEEEEE
saga.iam.bi Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 1d
if the "out for delivery" status is not a lie and my maid outfit shows up today, I will have found my mischief
January 17, 2026 at 7:45 PM
saga.iam.bi
Oh jeez this one? Hahaha
January 17, 2026 at 7:28 PM
saga.iam.bi
it was Bryan Ferry...so kinda close? 😂
January 17, 2026 at 7:27 PM
saga.iam.bi
ah, I wrote reviews like that when I was 18 too
January 17, 2026 at 7:27 PM
saga.iam.bi
it would make a lot more sense on the Autechre record
January 17, 2026 at 7:26 PM
saga.iam.bi
Ethan P., whoever you are, this is utterly stupid
[screenshot from the article in the quote] 10 Prefuse 73 Vocal Studies + Uprock Narratives [Warp] +87aZ{{skZixmZRJ+tbeatBY [:%?F&6&;11)) !!kccZRR{{kkscc1î{cRRasmMRMJCACD?IE) W\7;.-4%&/, 51($$(6 ))$5'!=<0# :'zve)-,#!Nd{DAM;7UU/BG :-$WS70#0Z)+A/140/@53,(;C%!,$0''$"$!!_:JQ D3-gX"%?8571#5?A3+'0(+&&lxtra-p'%%"26%05"%/+ '&(!!KcWEOovalN:B<:%$ 2".@%1=1.//,;[-7] "-&(,3183VlcPXVatl* ($#G:#'antaJPBJ''C1IL1? /3C0-715-"90*)#,,&"!1- ('06snder+JBO8QX62/VL68> MD<-66'40.F6 5-$,B:42-56,3+&,) 72404&+!"*&'$$,"'3# !!6:&&=&# -5&LBZQ2?9:5LR8+8LK-" @A *-@/0E/)2+.&/:41() #!'(YOdZM2ATY2-DD'72-7-%') '#"2F7)!+7'+.-!MDD) *!!03LM/*09032)"(77857-5+bestrecordoftheyear. --Ethan P.
January 17, 2026 at 5:48 PM
saga.iam.bi
actual lol
January 17, 2026 at 5:41 PM
saga.iam.bi
He always seemed like one of the better ones to me
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
saga.iam.bi
ha I've already been in your DMs
January 17, 2026 at 5:12 PM
saga.iam.bi
"It goes to show you that even though everything sucks—" killed me
amuzi.blacksky.app M..ka @amuzi.blacksky.app · 20h
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
saga.iam.bi
"Fuck you Hans Zimmer" hasn't failed for years now. I'd call him a TERF but he'd probably disagree with being called a feminist.
January 17, 2026 at 5:06 PM
saga.iam.bi
the #brand stays true
January 17, 2026 at 5:03 PM
saga.iam.bi
number go up
Simon Rosenberg @simonwdc.bsky.social [labeled] 100+ blocks 20+ blocks
January 17, 2026 at 4:53 PM
saga.iam.bi
sometimes? shit, always (never log off, there are beautiful women in here)
January 17, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Reposted by Saga, sighs queen
ghostlysable.bsky.social
sometimes I log onto this app and I see a trans woman so gloriously beautiful that it fills me with the kind of yearning that the very first amphibians probably felt for the sun-dappled canopy overhead
January 17, 2026 at 4:26 PM
saga.iam.bi
gay [derogatory] vs gay [complimentary]
January 17, 2026 at 4:46 PM
saga.iam.bi
"take my wife... please! 😏"
January 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM
saga.iam.bi
I re-read it twice before I saw it and then nearly spit out my coffee
January 17, 2026 at 4:44 PM
saga.iam.bi
aye, that were the era
January 17, 2026 at 4:26 PM
saga.iam.bi
actually - and I can't believe I remember this - but the parody was called Good Will Humping
January 17, 2026 at 4:10 PM
saga.iam.bi
Alright, I googled it, and not only is the cover art fantastic, but the plot is a woman who gains superpowers to defeat the evils of sexual harassment by way of pissing on them. Amazing.
jav.scd.lol JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 6h
Piss Heroine Kotomi Asakura
January 17, 2026 at 4:08 PM
saga.iam.bi
🫡
January 17, 2026 at 4:03 PM
saga.iam.bi
@norsebysw.bsky.social is here and does fine work indeed; Simon being on social media of any sort seems wrong 😅
January 17, 2026 at 3:48 PM