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He’s just this guy, you know?

* Friend to all cats — every Molly and Tom
* No kings — only the Mighty Monarch!
* I breathe in malaise and exhale ennui

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He's been dead for 16 years! His first solo hit was 1979, 45 years ago. Kids born in this century definitely refer to MJ as oldies music.

And I'm not saying all that to dismiss your reaction. Far from it. I can't believe MJ music is older now than Chuck Berry's when I was growing up. Ugh.
December 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I don't understand this desire to absolve Trump of being massively nativist, racist, inappropriate, narcissistic, and just terrible. He doesn't need Steven Miller's help to write awful, awful stuff.
December 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
lol "Census wrong -- I am very smart."
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"Despite the increase in the urban population, urban areas, defined as densely developed residential, commercial, and other nonresidential areas, now account for 80.0% of the U.S. population, down from 80.7% in 2010."
Nation’s Urban and Rural Populations Shift Following 2020 Census
The nation's urban population increased by 6.4% between 2010 and 2020 based on 2020 Census data and a change in the way urban areas are defined.
www.census.gov
December 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
80% of Americans live in urban areas.
December 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Your work is very good, Henri, but your paintings' backgrounds need some work. It's very difficult to make out what is happening there behind the chocolate pot.

Check out the work of Bob Ross, who really knows how to paint backgrounds.
December 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
John Cena.

(Look, Ma! I'm in the vanguard of pop-culture!)
December 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
December 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
A lot of folks find this disturbing, but birds eat birds all the time.
December 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Decades ago when Snapple was a local company in NY, they had a cherry lime ricky soda that was great. They also had a clear cola that was… not great.
December 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM
It’s sooooo sweet though.
December 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
If that company was Jones which did make a thanksgiving flavored set, they’re not organic and those soda flavors used aspartame. I got a gift set of them and wouldn’t even try them, not because of the gross flavors, but because of the damned artificial sweetener.
December 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
What does that have to do with repealing §230?
December 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
What DOJ are you thinking of that isn’t threatening newspapers, television stations, and publishers for stories that it (being Trump) doesn’t like?

Newspapers aren’t websites, by the way.
December 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
You can let him know that there are hundreds of strangers who also want him out.
December 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I’m in super suburbia. We have off street parking and neighbors who peek out their windows and write down the license plates on anyone parked in the street.

Anyway, 20-year old cars pass inspection and emissions checks, but can’t be upgraded to tell on their drivers.
December 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You’d see a heck of a lot more old cars on the road, though.
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Thank you and Monty! Not only is he a viewing pleasure, but he is today's cat stopping me from doomscrolling.

A pledge I made to myself: The first cat I see on Bluesky tells me to log off. Always end on a high note.
December 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I think you're exactly right. Taxes will go up, but will the average tax payer spend more money than the system we have for private insurance? Nothing prevents private insurance companies from raising prices at whim. We already spend more on healthcare than any nation with a nationalized system.
December 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You're probably on a block list that he subscribes to. It's really annoying that anyone can make a block list and include any account for any reason in that list. You don't know you're on the list so you have no way to appeal!
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
lol. lmao.
December 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
You know, I think it's because America is so big. Being a partial nutter who lives in a city will get you ignored at best. But the partial nutter in Montana or Idaho ends up listening to their own paranoia.

Lots of empty spaces in our country.
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
No lawyer. lol

Same as it ever was.
December 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
OMG just say Biden!
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM