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He’s just this guy, you know?

* We must not look away
* Friend to all cats — every Molly and Tom
* No kings — only the Mighty Monarch!

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February 16, 2026 at 2:20 AM
"I don't agree with that."

There's a discussion on my feed about the futility of arguments on The Bluesky dot App, where a bunch of people are sharing their opinions on the subject of arguing, and all I want to do is reply-guy the quoted sentence.

This skeet is helping me resist.
February 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Who the fuck do you think you are? Why are you acting like this?
February 16, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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What you can’t see in these photos is that he’d unknowingly skated right into a spiderweb.
My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
February 15, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Anybody remember that the Republicans were all in on "tort reform." They're all hypocrites.

I'll give you the punchline for this: she was not in a pedestrian walkway when she tripped.
Jeanine Pirro files a $250,000 negligence suit in New York over a trip-and-fall
Jeanine Pirro has sued Rye, New York, and utility company Con Edison after she says she tripped on a roadway hazard during a walk.
apnews.com
February 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Wut?
Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
February 14, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Ok I've ordered some. The last time I bought weed it was from a guy I had to text and then meet up with in a parking lot, so I feel like a time traveler who has arrived in the distant future
February 13, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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People can have different political opinions about immigration policy. Political differences are fine, healthy for a democracy.

But if you’re okay with this, that’s not a political opinion. That is a moral failing.

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February 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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I had a pregnant client who was experiencing abdominal cramping for three days and was deprived of medical care. When we interceded, she was punished.

A first grader snatched two days after surgery denied wound care.

A client who developed a large painful cyst but was ignored.

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February 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 2:48 AM
My awkward posts are, and I often use the wrong prepositions on my sentences. Very often, I generously use many adverbs, which makes my writing extremely difficult to syntax.
February 11, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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Donald Trump is withholding billions of dollars in New York infrastructure unless he gets Penn Station and Dulles Airport named after him.

This is not only brazenly corrupt. It is sick, twisted and egomaniacal. The time is long overdue for sane Republicans to stand up to Trump.
February 6, 2026 at 4:51 PM
We've got to keep in mind that Trump will send money to taxpayers in October to boost vote for Republicans. They'll probably announce in August, just before parents are thinking about back-to-school expenses.

It will swing votes back towards Republicans. How will we respond?
February 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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You right now
February 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
The only thing that Trump doesn’t want to put his name on is the Epstein Files.

Heyyyy-oh!
February 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)

"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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yo money is fake. fuck this shit.
February 6, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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Molumbo
February 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM
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The full clip, including McKellen's setup of the scene, is here, along with info about the riots (Evil May Day) and the text of the speech itself. kottke.org/26/02/the-st...
The Strangers’ Case
I don’t normally say this, but if you watch one thing on kottke.org today, this week, this month, make it this speech written by Shakespeare and performed by
kottke.org
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
A hungry man is not a free man. -Adlai Stevenson II, lawyer, politician, and diplomat (5 Feb 1900-1965)

via Word.of.the.Day by Anu Garg wordsmith.org
February 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
catfishing.net
#592 - 6/10
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This one was really fun, and I want to thank the teevee show Cheers for the help.
catfishing - the Wikipedia guessing game
Guess the Wikipedia article from its categories. 10 interesting people, places, and things to guess every day.
catfishing.net
February 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM