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Jason Glaser
@maczimize.bsky.social
So much for the “just asking questions” ethic of COVID days.
September 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Republicans to the protesters: “Get a job!”
April 20, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Until they admit it, continue to suggest that they won’t bring him back because they don’t have the balls to make it happen.
April 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Maybe the best way to put their feet to the fire is just to say over and over that President Obama and Secretary of State Clinton wouldn’t have any trouble getting someone out of El Salvador if they wanted to and wonder out loud why this administration seems so weak and powerless.
April 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Where was Luigi at the time of the murder?
March 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
We don’t have a monarchy and yet now here we go shipping a union between the powerful houses of Musk and Trump. And it might not even be a joke.
March 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Maybe Fort Kruschev was taken.
March 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
It appears that the government is allowing trans military bases to identify as United States military bases instead of the Confederate military bases they were born as.
March 4, 2025 at 7:19 AM
May the Lord open.
March 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
They do, but every time they look closely they also fall out a window.
March 4, 2025 at 7:04 AM
We’re getting into some of that deity shit now. Praise first, petition after. “Great and merciful one, thank you for this winter fire and all the heat it provides, but….”
March 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Reposted by Jason Glaser
Burning down red states to own the Libs
March 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I’d have gone with “Nepo Elon”
but that works.
March 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I couldn’t figure out where else to submit this, but Elissa Slotkin is from Michigan, not Minnesota.
March 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If that were true, the votes would be a lot more lopsided.
February 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It’s nice when you encounter moments where the spiteful thing to do and the right thing to do are the same thing.
February 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Too late. They’ve already been whipped into obedience.
February 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The Jolly Green Iron Giant

#NewAmalgamUniverse
February 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Boebert and MTG must be livid seeing as how hard they worked for that title.
February 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM