Jason Glaser
@maczimize.bsky.social
@dgcomedy.bsky.social Do you remember the days when Joe Rogan rightsplainers used to say holocaust jokes were ok because everything should be on the table and fair game for comedy? Guess we finally found where their line in the sand is with Charlie Kirk.
September 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
@dgcomedy.bsky.social Do you remember the days when Joe Rogan rightsplainers used to say holocaust jokes were ok because everything should be on the table and fair game for comedy? Guess we finally found where their line in the sand is with Charlie Kirk.
Is messing up “you’re” and “your” every single fucking time a secret handshake among MAGA or are they all just that stupid across the board?
April 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Is messing up “you’re” and “your” every single fucking time a secret handshake among MAGA or are they all just that stupid across the board?
So here we are, April 19. 250 years to the day after Lexington and Paul Revere. Is today the day The Civilutionary War kicks off? Stand for peace as much as possible, y’all.
April 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
So here we are, April 19. 250 years to the day after Lexington and Paul Revere. Is today the day The Civilutionary War kicks off? Stand for peace as much as possible, y’all.
Look, all we’re asking for is for you to consider the actions of migrants and refugees coming to the United States with the same sort of nuance you use for considering why your great-grandfather joined the Confederate Army.
April 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Look, all we’re asking for is for you to consider the actions of migrants and refugees coming to the United States with the same sort of nuance you use for considering why your great-grandfather joined the Confederate Army.
I keep getting these spam texts from the DC area asking to confirm with me that I ordered a drone strike and I’m like “Nice try, fake DoorDash! I don’t even live in Yemen.”
March 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I keep getting these spam texts from the DC area asking to confirm with me that I ordered a drone strike and I’m like “Nice try, fake DoorDash! I don’t even live in Yemen.”
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Hey media, and hell, dems too... Stop saying DOGE is cutting programs and firing people. Congress controls the "purse" Congress controls funding. Congress is run by Republicans. So Republicans are cutting funding and firing everyone. Give them the credit they deserve.
March 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Hey media, and hell, dems too... Stop saying DOGE is cutting programs and firing people. Congress controls the "purse" Congress controls funding. Congress is run by Republicans. So Republicans are cutting funding and firing everyone. Give them the credit they deserve.
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Burning down red states to own the Libs
March 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Burning down red states to own the Libs
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Black folk started getting rights 60 years ago and white folk really decided they’d rather destroy their own country than let that madness continue.
February 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Black folk started getting rights 60 years ago and white folk really decided they’d rather destroy their own country than let that madness continue.
My view is that as soon as SCOTUS announced that Trump was immune to criminal prosecution because he was president once, we entered constitutional crisis territory.
my view is that as soon as Congress illegally certified the election of a constitutionally barred insurrectionist we entered constitutional crisis territory
my view is that as soon as the administration froze disbursement of congressional appropriations we entered constitutional crisis territory
February 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My view is that as soon as SCOTUS announced that Trump was immune to criminal prosecution because he was president once, we entered constitutional crisis territory.
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Saying DEI with the hard R
February 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Saying DEI with the hard R
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Pfizer’s cancer drug commercial was beautiful, but their breast cancer drug Ibrance costs $10k per month and their prostate cancer drug Xtandi costs $22k per month.
Beautiful commercials don’t change the fact that 42% of cancer patients exhaust their life savings in 2 years.
Beautiful commercials don’t change the fact that 42% of cancer patients exhaust their life savings in 2 years.
February 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Pfizer’s cancer drug commercial was beautiful, but their breast cancer drug Ibrance costs $10k per month and their prostate cancer drug Xtandi costs $22k per month.
Beautiful commercials don’t change the fact that 42% of cancer patients exhaust their life savings in 2 years.
Beautiful commercials don’t change the fact that 42% of cancer patients exhaust their life savings in 2 years.
The motherfucker’s digi-thugs just accused a Lutheran founded organization of illegal money laundering to aid the nation’s enemies—poor people.
Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast announces that he's signing an order directing AG Pam Bondi to head a task force "to eradicate anti-Christian bias"
February 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The motherfucker’s digi-thugs just accused a Lutheran founded organization of illegal money laundering to aid the nation’s enemies—poor people.
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Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast announces that he's signing an order directing AG Pam Bondi to head a task force "to eradicate anti-Christian bias"
February 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast announces that he's signing an order directing AG Pam Bondi to head a task force "to eradicate anti-Christian bias"
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If Mitch McConnell kicks the bucket, Andy Beshear should honor Mitch's legacy by holding his seat open for a year and then appointing a democrat.
February 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If Mitch McConnell kicks the bucket, Andy Beshear should honor Mitch's legacy by holding his seat open for a year and then appointing a democrat.
@muellershewrote.bsky.social Proposal: The child-soldier tech team should be referred to as “Department Of Government Efficiency Senior High Information/Technology” members, or DOGESHIT for short.
February 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
@muellershewrote.bsky.social Proposal: The child-soldier tech team should be referred to as “Department Of Government Efficiency Senior High Information/Technology” members, or DOGESHIT for short.
“What’s wrong with what Musk is doing? He’s just asking questions, looking for violations in the sunlight to make people accountable, and no you can’t have him come answer some questions for the sake of transparency—what are you, Commies? Why can’t you just trust us?”
Republicans ran into the room to SHEILD Elon Musk from having to come and speak to Congress. They want their billionaire takeover done behind closed doors. The people deserve transparency. No one elected Elon Musk.
I’m in Oversight Committee right now. Ranking Member Connolly just called for a vote to subpoena Elon Musk. Republicans out-number us on this committee, but many aren’t in the room. We’ll see who wins this vote. We deserve transparency and answers.
February 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
“What’s wrong with what Musk is doing? He’s just asking questions, looking for violations in the sunlight to make people accountable, and no you can’t have him come answer some questions for the sake of transparency—what are you, Commies? Why can’t you just trust us?”
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In the past 26 hours, the American national anthem has been booed at:
Ottawa Senators game
Calgary Flames game
Toronto Raptors game
Vancouver Canucks game
More to come. And it’s totally justified. We’re pissed.
Ottawa Senators game
Calgary Flames game
Toronto Raptors game
Vancouver Canucks game
More to come. And it’s totally justified. We’re pissed.
February 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
In the past 26 hours, the American national anthem has been booed at:
Ottawa Senators game
Calgary Flames game
Toronto Raptors game
Vancouver Canucks game
More to come. And it’s totally justified. We’re pissed.
Ottawa Senators game
Calgary Flames game
Toronto Raptors game
Vancouver Canucks game
More to come. And it’s totally justified. We’re pissed.
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A group of uncleared, unvetted, civilians have gained access to all of my federal records including military personnel, retirement and disability. They are reportedly feeding them into AI. I want them arrested and charged with federal crimes.
Right fucking now!
How is this even a discussion?
Right fucking now!
How is this even a discussion?
February 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
A group of uncleared, unvetted, civilians have gained access to all of my federal records including military personnel, retirement and disability. They are reportedly feeding them into AI. I want them arrested and charged with federal crimes.
Right fucking now!
How is this even a discussion?
Right fucking now!
How is this even a discussion?
Topic search for “arson” brings up a lot of people stating it as fact but who also have names like Liberalis Ludicrousius or some shit. The right-wing campaign to dookie drop misinformation noravirus into BlueSky is running strong.
January 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Topic search for “arson” brings up a lot of people stating it as fact but who also have names like Liberalis Ludicrousius or some shit. The right-wing campaign to dookie drop misinformation noravirus into BlueSky is running strong.
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Hunter was charged for not paying taxes and buying a gun. That's the MAGA agenda.
December 2, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Hunter was charged for not paying taxes and buying a gun. That's the MAGA agenda.
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Mary Tyler Moore accidentally nailed a perfect trick shot in *The Dick Van Dyke Show* (1962)—on the FIRST take.
It was supposed to be done by a pro, but she shocked everyone and pulled it off herself. Absolute legend. 🎱✨
#ClassicTV #FunFacts
It was supposed to be done by a pro, but she shocked everyone and pulled it off herself. Absolute legend. 🎱✨
#ClassicTV #FunFacts
November 30, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Mary Tyler Moore accidentally nailed a perfect trick shot in *The Dick Van Dyke Show* (1962)—on the FIRST take.
It was supposed to be done by a pro, but she shocked everyone and pulled it off herself. Absolute legend. 🎱✨
#ClassicTV #FunFacts
It was supposed to be done by a pro, but she shocked everyone and pulled it off herself. Absolute legend. 🎱✨
#ClassicTV #FunFacts