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Her on stage reading the speech she wrote all by herself:
A scene from It’s always sunny in Philadelphia. Charlie is standing next to his mom. She’s holding a microphone, reading a speech he wrote. She says “money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now”
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Not true. In Space Marine 2 we can play as Alpharius
An Alpha legion chaos space marine sniper from space marine 2
December 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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The Hamburger Heresy
The hamburger helper mascot superimposed over Horus fighting the emperor of mankind, with a dead Sanguinius at his feet
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Crazy scene choice too
The Simpsons. Blood flows out of an elevator. Mr. Burns says “that’s odd. Usually the blood gets off at the second floor”
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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The Thousand Sons are funny because the Emperor basically told them “stop playing around w/ a loaded gun” and they went “but playing with a loaded gun is our thing!”

And then at the 1st sign of trouble they went “don’t worry dad! Firing a few shots from our loaded gun directly at you will fix it!”
A sorcerer of the thousand sons from Warhammer 40k
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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I love my stupid chungus life
The final score of the bears/eagles game, with the bears winning 24-15
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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This would be great, but I can’t have nuts
Peanuts marshmallows
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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This is somehow a better business plan than anything OpenAI has come up with
Underpants gnomes business plan from South park. Phase 1 - collect underpants. Phase 2 - ? Phase 3 - profit
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Blade in the vampire club
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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“DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES

I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULA”
Pope Leo XIV singing into a microphone
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Just saw Wicked part 2
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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This was always my favorite Calvin and Hobbes strip. Really sums up Calvin
Calvin hammering nails into the coffee table. His mom runs in and tells “Calvin! What are you doing to the coffee table?!!?” He pauses and asks “is this some sort of trick question, or what?”
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I’d recommend them. Start at the beginning, some of this stuff is crazy
A train coming towards the screen from 1895’s “The Arrival of the Train.” Run for your lives, it’s coming right at us!
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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We need another guy to get stuck in a pot at a party
A man stuck in a pot angrily yelling at people trying to help him
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Nurgle from Warhammer 40k
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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“Everyone is 12” theory is canonical in Warhammer 40k when it comes to space marines
Excerpt from the first Soul Drinkers omnibus “Do you know how they make them, Threlnan? No, of course you don’t. They find some barbaric planet where children fight before they can walk, and they hunt down the most bloodthirsty killers. They recruit them when they’re twelve, thirteen, fourteen, with all that hate and that arrogance, just at the age when you think you’re bulletproof and nothing can kill you. Then they keep them like that, give them a gun and some armour, and point them at the nearest enemy. They’re not soldiers, colonel, they’re maniacs. They won’t answer to anyone save their own kind. And have you seen how they fight? They find the closest enemy and try to cut them up with swords.’ Xarius shook his head. ‘Madness. Just madness. Just so there can be something to carve on the cathedrals and put in children’s stories. Now I’ve got a hundred of them just waiting to bend all my battle-plans out of shape.”
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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The Simpsons. Flanders telling moe “you ugly hate filled man!” Moe replies “hey hey, I may be ugly and hate filled, but I….. um, what was the third thing you said?”
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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A 1 star review of a McDonald’s cheeseburger by Eder Argote. The text says “these absolute bafoons put cheese in my cheeseburger. But the burger was quite exquisite and absolutely phenomenal”
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Licorice, a fat black cat Minerva, a tabby cat, cleaning her feet
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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She smiles and says “I will always love you”
Horus from Warhammer 40k
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Skaven vs Vampire Counts:
Skaven from Warhammer fantasy Vampire counts from Warhammer fantasy
November 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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The social media manager who said “ok now let’s do a silly one!” now:
Thomas Lea’s The Two-Thousand Yard Stare
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Titus is a captain again! He’s back to leading the 2nd company. I wonder if we’ll get any information on what happened to Acheran in the upcoming 500 worlds campaign

I guess that explains why we’re getting all those ultramarines models, but at least this looks way better than his lieutenant sculpt
Captain Titus and the wardens of ultramar preview from Warhammer 40k
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM