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Departmento Loretorum on YouTube. Your favorite reply guy’s favorite reply guy. He/him. Boyfriend of @yabloko.bsky.social
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The Celestial Lions - The Inquisition’s Favorite Punching Bags
YouTube video by Departmento Loretorum
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In today’s video we’re taking a look at the inquisitions favorite punching bags - the celestial lions! Give it a watch! #warhammer #warhammercommunity youtu.be/UlHE6FZ0n3c?...
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Her on stage reading the speech she wrote all by herself:
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Her on stage reading the speech she wrote all by herself:
Not true. In Space Marine 2 we can play as Alpharius
December 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Not true. In Space Marine 2 we can play as Alpharius
In today’s video we’re taking a look at the inquisitions favorite punching bags - the celestial lions! Give it a watch! #warhammer #warhammercommunity youtu.be/UlHE6FZ0n3c?...
The Celestial Lions - The Inquisition’s Favorite Punching Bags
YouTube video by Departmento Loretorum
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December 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
In today’s video we’re taking a look at the inquisitions favorite punching bags - the celestial lions! Give it a watch! #warhammer #warhammercommunity youtu.be/UlHE6FZ0n3c?...
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
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The Thousand Sons are funny because the Emperor basically told them “stop playing around w/ a loaded gun” and they went “but playing with a loaded gun is our thing!”
And then at the 1st sign of trouble they went “don’t worry dad! Firing a few shots from our loaded gun directly at you will fix it!”
And then at the 1st sign of trouble they went “don’t worry dad! Firing a few shots from our loaded gun directly at you will fix it!”
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The Thousand Sons are funny because the Emperor basically told them “stop playing around w/ a loaded gun” and they went “but playing with a loaded gun is our thing!”
And then at the 1st sign of trouble they went “don’t worry dad! Firing a few shots from our loaded gun directly at you will fix it!”
And then at the 1st sign of trouble they went “don’t worry dad! Firing a few shots from our loaded gun directly at you will fix it!”
It’s so disheartening to see how laziness is rewarded now. This is a terribly written essay, regardless of politics, but the author has an, unfortunately large, chance that they will get their way and maybe even ride this further to a very profitable career as a grifter
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It’s so disheartening to see how laziness is rewarded now. This is a terribly written essay, regardless of politics, but the author has an, unfortunately large, chance that they will get their way and maybe even ride this further to a very profitable career as a grifter
The Thousand Sons are funny because the Emperor basically told them “stop playing around w/ a loaded gun” and they went “but playing with a loaded gun is our thing!”
And then at the 1st sign of trouble they went “don’t worry dad! Firing a few shots from our loaded gun directly at you will fix it!”
And then at the 1st sign of trouble they went “don’t worry dad! Firing a few shots from our loaded gun directly at you will fix it!”
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The Thousand Sons are funny because the Emperor basically told them “stop playing around w/ a loaded gun” and they went “but playing with a loaded gun is our thing!”
And then at the 1st sign of trouble they went “don’t worry dad! Firing a few shots from our loaded gun directly at you will fix it!”
And then at the 1st sign of trouble they went “don’t worry dad! Firing a few shots from our loaded gun directly at you will fix it!”
I love my stupid chungus life
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I love my stupid chungus life
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This would be great, but I can’t have nuts
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This would be great, but I can’t have nuts
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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"where should we put the leftovers?" "maybe we should just put them outside since it's cold out" excuse me, are you being paid by Big Raccoon
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"where should we put the leftovers?" "maybe we should just put them outside since it's cold out" excuse me, are you being paid by Big Raccoon
Happy Thanksgiving to all of my American followers, I hope you have a great holiday and eat tons of good food!
For everyone else, have a happy Thursday! I also hope you have a nice meal today, even if it isn’t holiday related
For everyone else, have a happy Thursday! I also hope you have a nice meal today, even if it isn’t holiday related
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all of my American followers, I hope you have a great holiday and eat tons of good food!
For everyone else, have a happy Thursday! I also hope you have a nice meal today, even if it isn’t holiday related
For everyone else, have a happy Thursday! I also hope you have a nice meal today, even if it isn’t holiday related
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I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
In my newest video I’m going over the custom lore that I made for my own Chaos Space Marine warband, featuring the Death Shadows! I hope you enjoy! #warhammer #warhammercommunity youtu.be/vvpzYCwLL0A?...
The Death Shadows - My Personal Chaos Warband (And My Custom Lore For Them)
YouTube video by Departmento Loretorum
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November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
In my newest video I’m going over the custom lore that I made for my own Chaos Space Marine warband, featuring the Death Shadows! I hope you enjoy! #warhammer #warhammercommunity youtu.be/vvpzYCwLL0A?...
This is somehow a better business plan than anything OpenAI has come up with
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
This is somehow a better business plan than anything OpenAI has come up with
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(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
January 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
Bedtime discourse existing is just further proof of the “everyone is 12” theory
i am absolutely not doing fucking bedtime discourse, i am 45 years old, if you lecture me about what time i should be going to bed and waking up i will cram you into a cannon and shoot you into the sun myself
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Bedtime discourse existing is just further proof of the “everyone is 12” theory
He’ll yeah, cyberpunk furries incoming
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
He’ll yeah, cyberpunk furries incoming
“DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES
I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULA”
I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULA”
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
“DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES
I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULA”
I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULA”