MadC134
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If you are loading in solo into a #Matriarch session and you are killing other players unprovoked - you will die alone with no one around you but the nurse unplugging your life support. Everyone else is working together and you decide to be slime.
December 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If you are loading in solo into a #Matriarch session and you are killing other players unprovoked - you will die alone with no one around you but the nurse unplugging your life support. Everyone else is working together and you decide to be slime.
I like to get my tongue into the little wingussy and suck the meat out
December 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I like to get my tongue into the little wingussy and suck the meat out
Yo quick question - bush or Brazilian?
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Yo quick question - bush or Brazilian?
Well that stuff was new then so they didn't think of the inconvenience I'm sure.
BUT
THE ONLY WAY to dismiss the notif is to tap on the screen and the notification takes up most of the screen.
Same with the weather warning that covers up the a/c controls and popped up 20 mins into my shit ass drive
BUT
THE ONLY WAY to dismiss the notif is to tap on the screen and the notification takes up most of the screen.
Same with the weather warning that covers up the a/c controls and popped up 20 mins into my shit ass drive
Who ever at GMC in 2010 decided that a text notification on the car should make the same noise as the check engine light. I don't wish death on anyone but I hope they die alone.
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Well that stuff was new then so they didn't think of the inconvenience I'm sure.
BUT
THE ONLY WAY to dismiss the notif is to tap on the screen and the notification takes up most of the screen.
Same with the weather warning that covers up the a/c controls and popped up 20 mins into my shit ass drive
BUT
THE ONLY WAY to dismiss the notif is to tap on the screen and the notification takes up most of the screen.
Same with the weather warning that covers up the a/c controls and popped up 20 mins into my shit ass drive
Who ever at GMC in 2010 decided that a text notification on the car should make the same noise as the check engine light. I don't wish death on anyone but I hope they die alone.
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Who ever at GMC in 2010 decided that a text notification on the car should make the same noise as the check engine light. I don't wish death on anyone but I hope they die alone.
That wasn't very data-driven of me. Sorry
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
That wasn't very data-driven of me. Sorry
That's it I'm unvirgining the olive oil
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 AM
That's it I'm unvirgining the olive oil
Should I invest time in blender in order to make art? Hmmmm
October 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Should I invest time in blender in order to make art? Hmmmm
Did you know this is prime pooping time?
October 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Did you know this is prime pooping time?
Go to <a href="https://www.google.com">this site</a>
October 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Go to <a href="https://www.google.com">this site</a>
Imagine getting stains from grandma's ashes...
October 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Imagine getting stains from grandma's ashes...
It's all fun and games until you have to sleep in the wet spot
October 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It's all fun and games until you have to sleep in the wet spot
Opening up the authenticator while getting back shots to provide the safeword is a skill, and I'm putting it on my resume
June 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Opening up the authenticator while getting back shots to provide the safeword is a skill, and I'm putting it on my resume
Art isn't always about the stroke of the brush, but the number of layers to the painting.
May 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Art isn't always about the stroke of the brush, but the number of layers to the painting.
I feel like I'm having a stroke reading posts like these but I like the vibe lol
i need more Wiis. but like getting boring vanilla stock Wiis from ebay isn't fun anymore. I need a Wii thats had so many fail IOSes and warez loaders installed on it that if you even dared thinking about touching the Wii System Update button the thing would explode
May 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I feel like I'm having a stroke reading posts like these but I like the vibe lol
It's been 10 years. You start to forget the things you should remember. And you can't stop remembering the things you should forget.
May 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It's been 10 years. You start to forget the things you should remember. And you can't stop remembering the things you should forget.
I don't even wipe anymore, I let the chunks get stuck in my ass hair. Once it's built up optimally, I can have it filter hersey squirts to be drinkable water. Reduce reuse and recycle motherfucker
May 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I don't even wipe anymore, I let the chunks get stuck in my ass hair. Once it's built up optimally, I can have it filter hersey squirts to be drinkable water. Reduce reuse and recycle motherfucker
Old Country Bumpkin to Master Swordsman
(My next anime obsession)
(My next anime obsession)
May 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Old Country Bumpkin to Master Swordsman
(My next anime obsession)
(My next anime obsession)
Yeah, all the ones that stay in the left lane, going the speed limit, slower than the right lane, and still stays in the left lane as I insert my headlights into their rear bumper... if this is you, consider doing a little GTA "Y" press down the highway. Thank you
It’s time for the boomers to give up their drivers licenses. Fucking block me. Idgaf.
April 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Yeah, all the ones that stay in the left lane, going the speed limit, slower than the right lane, and still stays in the left lane as I insert my headlights into their rear bumper... if this is you, consider doing a little GTA "Y" press down the highway. Thank you
You can take my cash, you can burn my house
You could force feed trash
I'd let you kick my balls whilе I chewed on glass
Beforе I even thought about letting someone touch my clogs
You could force feed trash
I'd let you kick my balls whilе I chewed on glass
Beforе I even thought about letting someone touch my clogs
April 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You can take my cash, you can burn my house
You could force feed trash
I'd let you kick my balls whilе I chewed on glass
Beforе I even thought about letting someone touch my clogs
You could force feed trash
I'd let you kick my balls whilе I chewed on glass
Beforе I even thought about letting someone touch my clogs
"With gratitude, optimism is sustainable"
- Michael J Fox
- Michael J Fox
April 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"With gratitude, optimism is sustainable"
- Michael J Fox
- Michael J Fox
You know what? You right
April 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
You know what? You right
So... does you like your jello soggy?
March 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
So... does you like your jello soggy?
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