maddyrealofficial.bsky.social
@maddyrealofficial.bsky.social
very authentic and genuine
my homies and i don’t fuck w people w victim mindsets
January 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
honey don’t watch that movie it’s not good
August 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Crazy how some artists lose the ability to make good art. Adam Levine hasn’t made a single banger since 2002
July 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
good evening fuck maga and its ugly orange leader
June 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
my Get Outlook for iOS signature says i have a big dick
June 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Reposted
Understanding this post means you must touch grass immediately
elon and trump are meeting outside uniqlo on sunday 5pm. 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA, 94132
June 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
hope all democrats are having a DELICIOUS SCRUMPTIOUS day filled with juicy gossip and giggles
June 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Reposted
Now is the perfect time for Democrats to reach out to Elon Musk, and ask him to post more about how Donald Trump is a pedophile
June 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Reposted
June 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Reddit is your #1 enemy if you have health issues. everyone’s dying and they will happily let you know that you’re dying too.
June 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
my advice to anyone with health issues: stay the fuck off reddit, manage your stress, talk to your doctor, and listen to your body. these sound obvious but this is coming from someone who’s done the absolute opposite of my own advice
June 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i wish i was a yuppie white man in an 80s high rise with a penchant for party drugs. i feel like they had a really good time
May 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I’m so sick of stories about women victimized by men, their own bodies, the world. i want escapist fantasy i want a story about women having the best fucking time shopping for 12 hours, chatting shit with the gals, and throwing back some medicine of choice
May 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
the marias have the privilege of being my designated breakup artist since 2021
May 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
if you’re from the Midwest and you come to the coasts just to make sweeping generalizations about the people or the food, please don’t.
May 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
my condolescences to agency employees with ADHD struggling to complete a timesheet week over week. i’ve been staring at that shit for like 2 hours on and off. how does one do admin
April 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
AI comedy shows are an abomination to humanity
April 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
counterpoint: katy perry did nothing wrong. everyone on the Internet is fucking annoying.
April 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Reposted
Don't talk to me in the morning until I've had my first two cups of coffee with a splash of milk and the blood of a thousand unworthy men
April 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
LA is so foul compared to the bay area it is UNDENIABLY more green and vibrant here with earth tones and enviable landscapes only rivaled by the human imagination
March 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Reposted
in the end, the thing that bit most about reality was what a disappointment genx turned out to be
March 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
thinking about that one time in high school a classmate called me a school shooter because i was literally the only alternative person in the entire school
February 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
remember that one christmas when i almost threw myself out of a moving car? yeah, me neither
February 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I think I just signed my will during this commute
February 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
thinking about how I’m always right
January 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM