Mads
@madison5000.bsky.social
UX Designer | Baylor Bear | Pirate Enthusiast | ATX
That’s my dad move anytime the food corn gets mentioned in our house.
January 9, 2026 at 1:14 PM
That’s my dad move anytime the food corn gets mentioned in our house.
Looks like a child who made his first poop in the big kid toilet
January 9, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Looks like a child who made his first poop in the big kid toilet
Just a fly hovering around a pile of shit.
December 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Just a fly hovering around a pile of shit.
That’s why Silicon Valley loves him. They too galaxy brain ideas that already exist that they think is new and unique.
December 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
That’s why Silicon Valley loves him. They too galaxy brain ideas that already exist that they think is new and unique.
The best teams focus on the second 12.
December 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The best teams focus on the second 12.
Galaxy brain stuff over here. We’ve lost contain.
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Galaxy brain stuff over here. We’ve lost contain.
No, that can’t be accurate.
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
No, that can’t be accurate.
Sometimes you have to let loose
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Sometimes you have to let loose
That’s no longer accurate. They can’t consume HOT caffeine…teas and coffee. They slam soda and energy drinks. Utah and Idaho single-handedly drank Dr. Pepper’s whole year’s supply of the coconut vanilla flavor in three months.
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
That’s no longer accurate. They can’t consume HOT caffeine…teas and coffee. They slam soda and energy drinks. Utah and Idaho single-handedly drank Dr. Pepper’s whole year’s supply of the coconut vanilla flavor in three months.
He doesn’t like soccer. He likes grifters.
December 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
He doesn’t like soccer. He likes grifters.
Build high speed rail you cowards
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Build high speed rail you cowards
I’ll go there from the Marriott I’m staying in.
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’ll go there from the Marriott I’m staying in.