Mads
@madison5000.bsky.social
UX Designer | Baylor Bear | Pirate Enthusiast | ATX
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
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An investigation by ProPublica and @texastribune.org found more than 60 instances of nepotism, self-dealing and conflicts of interest among 27 private schools that likely would have violated state laws had the schools been public.
(Published Aug. 2025)
(Published Aug. 2025)
Texas Private Schools Hire Relatives and Enrich Insiders. Soon They Can Do It With Taxpayer Money.
An investigation by ProPublica and The Texas Tribune found more than 60 instances of nepotism, self-dealing and conflicts of interest among 27 private schools that likely would have violated state law...
www.propublica.org
January 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
An investigation by ProPublica and @texastribune.org found more than 60 instances of nepotism, self-dealing and conflicts of interest among 27 private schools that likely would have violated state laws had the schools been public.
(Published Aug. 2025)
(Published Aug. 2025)
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The SPEAKER implies.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The SPEAKER implies.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
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A Parker passed to a Carson. BYU as hell.
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A Parker passed to a Carson. BYU as hell.
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
Go Lobos! Woof woof woof
New Mexico has done it!!! 23-17 in 2OT! Absolutely phenomenal stuff for first year HC Jason Eck.
November 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Go Lobos! Woof woof woof
Did I have a Bloody Mary in the shower this morning? You’re goddamn right.
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Did I have a Bloody Mary in the shower this morning? You’re goddamn right.
Feckless.
the worst chickenshit in American history www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...
Biden Justice Department slow-walked key decisions in Trump legal probes
The picture of a hesitant Justice Department runs contrary to the GOP allegation that the indictments of Trump were the product of a Democrat-led plot.
www.msnbc.com
October 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Feckless.
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I actually like this Price is Right version even more lol ty @cdubs271.bsky.social
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October 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I actually like this Price is Right version even more lol ty @cdubs271.bsky.social
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Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
Excited to see what Belicheck the Magician has up his sleeve
October 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Excited to see what Belicheck the Magician has up his sleeve
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Congratulations, you played yourself
October 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Congratulations, you played yourself
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this is basically portland's version of a haka
Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.
October 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
this is basically portland's version of a haka
Baylor D is so trash.
September 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Baylor D is so trash.
How drunk is Gundy right now?
September 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
How drunk is Gundy right now?
Purdue Pete doesn’t care what you think
September 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Purdue Pete doesn’t care what you think
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in retrospect it may have been a mistake to bet our national space exploration ambitions on a drugged-out maniac and his big dumb metal rocket
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/u...
U.S. Is Losing Race to Return to Moon, Critics Say, Pointing at SpaceX
www.nytimes.com
September 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
in retrospect it may have been a mistake to bet our national space exploration ambitions on a drugged-out maniac and his big dumb metal rocket
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/u...