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finally, a reason to keep living
April 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
finally, a reason to keep living
I thought things were supposed to get better after Venus Retrograde so someone pls tell me why I chipped a crown on a microwave nacho
April 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I thought things were supposed to get better after Venus Retrograde so someone pls tell me why I chipped a crown on a microwave nacho
Once I have all my teeth again it’s over for your bitches
April 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Once I have all my teeth again it’s over for your bitches
HBO never used to show peen like this!
What a time to be alive,
What a time to be alive,
March 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
HBO never used to show peen like this!
What a time to be alive,
What a time to be alive,
You know I’ve been depressed because I forgot to post a 311 song on March 11th.
March 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
You know I’ve been depressed because I forgot to post a 311 song on March 11th.
Lars and the Real Girl but it’s me and this guy
March 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Lars and the Real Girl but it’s me and this guy
yo, this restaurant’s lassi flavours are wild!
March 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
yo, this restaurant’s lassi flavours are wild!
Holy Diver? I hardly know her!
March 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Holy Diver? I hardly know her!
this is a meme account now
March 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
this is a meme account now
I lived it. truth: they won’t come.
I want to host more parties, but I’m worried nobody will come
I want to host more parties, but I’m worried nobody will come
Throwing a party can be nerve-racking. How do we get over anxiety so we can get together?
www.theguardian.com
March 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I lived it. truth: they won’t come.
and they say you can’t buy your friends…
March 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
and they say you can’t buy your friends…
baby, you make me wanna learn how to drive
March 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
baby, you make me wanna learn how to drive
Listen, I happy for her but also I am upset.
March 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Listen, I happy for her but also I am upset.
umm, what the fuck is this? I thought I ordered a pizza not a work of art!
February 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
umm, what the fuck is this? I thought I ordered a pizza not a work of art!
sometimes the world is a beautiful place and you can hear Iris blasting through the wall of your neighbour’s apartment
February 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
sometimes the world is a beautiful place and you can hear Iris blasting through the wall of your neighbour’s apartment
walked into my metal bed frame
February 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
walked into my metal bed frame
february 12th: post a baby Gromit for good luck
February 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
february 12th: post a baby Gromit for good luck
so crazy. I don’t remember this part of this song…
February 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
so crazy. I don’t remember this part of this song…
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why imagine? presenting two models: the standard and the “guitar curve”
February 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
why imagine? presenting two models: the standard and the “guitar curve”
spot the difference
February 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
spot the difference
okay but imagine booty shorts with this scrolled across the butt
February 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
okay but imagine booty shorts with this scrolled across the butt
this is the best a man has ever looked in the history of the world
February 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
this is the best a man has ever looked in the history of the world
didn’t drink enough to have a hangover tomorrow but drank enough to still cry myself to sleep
February 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
didn’t drink enough to have a hangover tomorrow but drank enough to still cry myself to sleep