jacob
@madp0e7ix.com
Dad, data science, dogs. Baker, cook, ice cream maker, gardener, #retrocomputing, Arduino/Raspberry Pi hobbyist, trying to once again be a runner.
Oh damn I was thinking this was a regular countertop coffee maker with one of these in it
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Oh damn I was thinking this was a regular countertop coffee maker with one of these in it
Excellent. Was looking for a winter replacement for my sun drop green Dale Jr shoes.
October 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Excellent. Was looking for a winter replacement for my sun drop green Dale Jr shoes.
Thought Starbucks was calling me damaging for a second
October 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Thought Starbucks was calling me damaging for a second
Why the hell am I getting friend requests from my health insurance app lol
August 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Why the hell am I getting friend requests from my health insurance app lol
What the fuck is going on on Facebook
March 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
What the fuck is going on on Facebook
Why does my son's toy car have a goatse grill
March 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Why does my son's toy car have a goatse grill
The rare and coveted Philadelphia Eagles basketball
February 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The rare and coveted Philadelphia Eagles basketball
Made a hot air balloon cake for our son's first birthday! Lot more work than I expected, but turned out pretty nice 🙂🍜🍽️
January 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Made a hot air balloon cake for our son's first birthday! Lot more work than I expected, but turned out pretty nice 🙂🍜🍽️
Just noticed that even our dollhouse has dirty dishes in the sink
January 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Just noticed that even our dollhouse has dirty dishes in the sink
I made a loaf of rye bread in a coffee can 🍽️🍜
January 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I made a loaf of rye bread in a coffee can 🍽️🍜
Had a half gallon of yogurt whey so I replenished my bread supply today 🍜🍽️
January 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Had a half gallon of yogurt whey so I replenished my bread supply today 🍜🍽️
Fantastic album cover for this Vivaldi-playing violinist
January 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Fantastic album cover for this Vivaldi-playing violinist
Important questions before sunrise
January 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Important questions before sunrise
Spending my final Friday of PTO building a BBS-style site on neocities instead of doing housework. Time well spent, I think.
January 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Spending my final Friday of PTO building a BBS-style site on neocities instead of doing housework. Time well spent, I think.
Home Depot Guy: "Sir, I'm not sure all that will fit in your car considering it already has two car seats and other boxes in it"
Me: "Where there's a will and blatant disregard for a car's interior, there's a way"
Me: "Where there's a will and blatant disregard for a car's interior, there's a way"
January 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Home Depot Guy: "Sir, I'm not sure all that will fit in your car considering it already has two car seats and other boxes in it"
Me: "Where there's a will and blatant disregard for a car's interior, there's a way"
Me: "Where there's a will and blatant disregard for a car's interior, there's a way"
The thanks was much appreciated
January 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The thanks was much appreciated
Got my son a stuffed Marty (the spill-seeking robot prowling Giant grocery stores) for Christmas and he just asked to go to the store so he could thank him in person
January 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Got my son a stuffed Marty (the spill-seeking robot prowling Giant grocery stores) for Christmas and he just asked to go to the store so he could thank him in person
This 141-page Pokemon book has seventeen (17!) chapters and is about exactly one (1!) Pokemon battle.
It is absolute drudgery to read, but my four year-old sits absolutely rapt, enthralled by every single word.
It is absolute drudgery to read, but my four year-old sits absolutely rapt, enthralled by every single word.
December 29, 2024 at 11:25 PM
This 141-page Pokemon book has seventeen (17!) chapters and is about exactly one (1!) Pokemon battle.
It is absolute drudgery to read, but my four year-old sits absolutely rapt, enthralled by every single word.
It is absolute drudgery to read, but my four year-old sits absolutely rapt, enthralled by every single word.
Helping the baby speedrun the nightmare phase by reading this at bedtime
December 27, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Helping the baby speedrun the nightmare phase by reading this at bedtime
Not sure which preview description makes me want to click though less, Reddit or the official page
December 27, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Not sure which preview description makes me want to click though less, Reddit or the official page
Never won a claw machine in my life and this kid scores on his second try
December 27, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Never won a claw machine in my life and this kid scores on his second try