jacob
madp0e7ix.com
jacob
@madp0e7ix.com
Dad, data science, dogs. Baker, cook, ice cream maker, gardener, #retrocomputing, Arduino/Raspberry Pi hobbyist, trying to once again be a runner.
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · Jan 10
I've been making my 4 year-old his own website art gallery (in true geocities technical prowess).

Stop by and check it out-- and sign the guestbook so I can show him how people from anywhere can see it!

(Works on mobile, but better on desktop. ...I am not very good at this lol)
Teddy's Art Gallery
About the Artist - Pre-K 2024
TeddyKreider.com
Without a doubt. They're plausible deniability generators.
sorta coming around to the view that the social danger of genAI images is less that they'll make people believe fabricated things are real and more that they'll make people believe real things are fabricated
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Muppets Pride and Prejudice
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I hope we solve the loneliness epidemic for everyone but him
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Past Me trying to convince Present Me to stop reading that Ryan Lizza article
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Nothing will help you focus on cleaning the house more than knowing the house cleaners are coming
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Google Home is just a complete shit show now that they've fully moved away from Assistant. Nearly worthless
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I was practicing that meditation technique where you watch your thoughts go by without engaging with them, but all the thoughts were about the roles and career of Jean-Claude Van Damme so it got very distracting
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Reposted by jacob
I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Great example of why Trump is not getting crushed by his voters for tariffs:

In Target today and this couple was looking at coffee prices, which are through the roof, and they walked off going, "This corporate greed is just out of control. I'm so glad we have a President that won't stand for it"
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Are they playing street craps in the background?
I do love that not only is he not doing anything, his face says, “Hm, not hungry-hungry, but I could eat.”
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Quietly praying that the kids never adjust to the time change and I can go to bed at 8:30 every night all winter
November 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Thought Starbucks was calling me damaging for a second
October 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Google is gonna single-handedly stop AI from taking everything over by putting that incomprehensibly shitty AI Overview model in everyone's lives. You can already see public trust plummeting and that's gotta be the main driver.
October 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Why the hell am I getting friend requests from my health insurance app lol
August 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
What the fuck is going on on Facebook
March 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I bet the first dude that walked upright was a total dick about it
March 15, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Why does my son's toy car have a goatse grill
March 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The rare and coveted Philadelphia Eagles basketball
February 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Pretty funny that Valentine's Day is the only time of the year that people actively seek out chalky, flavorless candy and the necco wafer folks haven't cornered the market. All-time bag fumble
February 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Made a hot air balloon cake for our son's first birthday! Lot more work than I expected, but turned out pretty nice 🙂🍜🍽️
January 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Turning my air purifier off in a huff because it keeps glowing red and increasing speed whenever I walk past
January 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Just noticed that even our dollhouse has dirty dishes in the sink
January 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
You can tell Bluesky has made it because of I don't log on for a couple days, I come back to notifications filled with crypto scammers, follow backers, Brazilian girls in my area, and a few inexplicable likes on obscure comments I made a year and a half ago
January 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I made a loaf of rye bread in a coffee can 🍽️🍜
January 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM