Mae
@maetheforgot.bsky.social
◇ Wordsmith ◇ Little big cat ◇ they/them ◇ Enby ◇ 26 ◇ @shinycatmae.bsky.social freaky alt account
🔞 likes and follows. No minors, please.
🔞 likes and follows. No minors, please.
I gotta admit, as an enby, I'm really scared of trying to go on dates with anyone because what if they don't accept me or like me
August 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I gotta admit, as an enby, I'm really scared of trying to go on dates with anyone because what if they don't accept me or like me
Reposted by Mae
January 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Some light venting poetry, if you can call it that.
September 16, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Some light venting poetry, if you can call it that.
"The entire stock market is basically just one massive Ponzi scheme" - My dad, choosing to be based one random afternoon.
August 7, 2024 at 2:13 AM
"The entire stock market is basically just one massive Ponzi scheme" - My dad, choosing to be based one random afternoon.
Sorry to my followers (that might not even be real!) for not posting anything. I mostly lurk on this platform and don't have a lot to say. Honestly surprised that anyone's following to begin with lol.
July 18, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Sorry to my followers (that might not even be real!) for not posting anything. I mostly lurk on this platform and don't have a lot to say. Honestly surprised that anyone's following to begin with lol.
[sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls"]
'tis the month of gender envy
'tis the month of gender envy
June 1, 2024 at 11:24 PM
[sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls"]
'tis the month of gender envy
'tis the month of gender envy
if tiddies have a savoury taste to them does that make them umami milkers
May 15, 2024 at 12:20 AM
if tiddies have a savoury taste to them does that make them umami milkers
I've heard that some folks are into that sort of thing.
May 8, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I've heard that some folks are into that sort of thing.
"You're nonbinary? You don't look very androdg--"
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I was supposed to fake how I look to appease your imaginary scale!
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I was supposed to fake how I look to appease your imaginary scale!
March 29, 2024 at 3:18 AM
"You're nonbinary? You don't look very androdg--"
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I was supposed to fake how I look to appease your imaginary scale!
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I was supposed to fake how I look to appease your imaginary scale!
Twitch updating their policy to include "prolonged focus on intimate body parts" is going to do absolutely nothing to make the Just Chatting segment less of a camshow centre. I won't believe that these policies are real until we see actual results.
March 27, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Twitch updating their policy to include "prolonged focus on intimate body parts" is going to do absolutely nothing to make the Just Chatting segment less of a camshow centre. I won't believe that these policies are real until we see actual results.
27-year-old enby that still serves cunt the old fashioned way.
March 24, 2024 at 10:03 PM
27-year-old enby that still serves cunt the old fashioned way.
I find it really funny that the people who politically argue "but who will think of the children" often turn out to be the ones who think of children waayyyyyy more than anyone should.
March 24, 2024 at 6:02 AM
I find it really funny that the people who politically argue "but who will think of the children" often turn out to be the ones who think of children waayyyyyy more than anyone should.
*actively driving my car*
My brain: Shit, did I forget my keys at home??
My brain: Shit, did I forget my keys at home??
March 17, 2024 at 5:26 PM
*actively driving my car*
My brain: Shit, did I forget my keys at home??
My brain: Shit, did I forget my keys at home??
The last image on your camera roll is what killed Kissinger.
March 15, 2024 at 3:06 PM
The last image on your camera roll is what killed Kissinger.
"Hey, we're real sorry about those atrocities you were forced through. To prove how sorry we are, we named this highway after you."
March 4, 2024 at 3:21 PM
"Hey, we're real sorry about those atrocities you were forced through. To prove how sorry we are, we named this highway after you."
*friend referring to an image of me in thigh highs a whole year before i came out as enby*
"Yeah I saw that image and immediately knew you weren't cis."
"Yeah I saw that image and immediately knew you weren't cis."
February 26, 2024 at 5:06 AM
*friend referring to an image of me in thigh highs a whole year before i came out as enby*
"Yeah I saw that image and immediately knew you weren't cis."
"Yeah I saw that image and immediately knew you weren't cis."
She has taken me captive
February 20, 2024 at 9:37 PM
She has taken me captive
Do semi truck drivers ever get sad when other semi trucks pass them on the interstate?
February 19, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Do semi truck drivers ever get sad when other semi trucks pass them on the interstate?
God gives His most constipated soldiers the stinkiest shits.
February 15, 2024 at 8:30 PM
God gives His most constipated soldiers the stinkiest shits.
With the way AI is going, I likely won't have a career after I finish my degree. In order to get ahead of the curve, I will be killing myself instead.
February 8, 2024 at 8:12 PM
With the way AI is going, I likely won't have a career after I finish my degree. In order to get ahead of the curve, I will be killing myself instead.
Had a weird dream last night where my old coding software retroactively added in a payment plan system, and they replaced their logo with a green furry mascot.
January 25, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Had a weird dream last night where my old coding software retroactively added in a payment plan system, and they replaced their logo with a green furry mascot.
The minimum wage in Idaho remains to be $7.25/hr. If the salary isn't listed, I'm assuming they're afraid to tell me that I can't have a living wage.
January 13, 2024 at 5:05 PM
The minimum wage in Idaho remains to be $7.25/hr. If the salary isn't listed, I'm assuming they're afraid to tell me that I can't have a living wage.
Some 🍄 I spotted on a trail walk today :]
December 30, 2023 at 8:09 PM
Some 🍄 I spotted on a trail walk today :]